*** im old

[ChshreCat]

It is also a sad state when you're at your sexual peak, but your partner passed his a while ago.........................

I know what you mean. SWMBO and I are both 37 and lately I think she's trying to kill me.

 

[Yooper]

Sooo, your place or mine?

Has to be yours. Mine is full of wheelchairs, walkers, canes, etc, from all the other inmates, er, people who also reside here.

 

[bull8042]

I know what you mean. SWMBO and I are both 37 and lately I think she's trying to kill me.

Oh, wah, wah, wahhhh! My SWMBO is 13 years younger than me!!! She is 30.... ring any bells? Woman's sexual peak... If I have to climb on that frigin' ceiling fan one more damn time, I am going to scream.... AGAIN!

 

[bull8042]

Has to be yours. Mine is full of wheelchairs, walkers, canes, etc, from all the other inmates, er, people who also reside here.

Damn, mine is full of kids.... We will have to meet in the middle somewhere.

 

[Yooper]

Oh, wah, wah, wahhhh! My SWMBO is 13 years younger than me!!! She is 30.... ring any bells? Woman's sexual peak... If I have to climb on that frigin' ceiling fan one more damn time, I am going to scream.... AGAIN!

I love that quote!

My spouse is 54. I'm 45. I can literally go all day, all night, and without sleep. He's like, "Baby- I had my peak like 35 years ago. Can you just stop with the multiple orgasms for a day or two, while I nap?"

 

[bull8042]

I love that quote!

My spouse is 54. I'm 45. I can literally go all day, all night, and without sleep. He's like, "Baby- I had my peak like 35 years ago. Can you just stop with the multiple orgasms for a day or two, while I nap?"

Slip him a couple of Viagra in his juice and send him off to bed. Unless he sleeps on his stomach, you will be set for awhile.
Multiple orgasms! Damn you women are so lucky! My multiple orgasms span weeks, not all in the same day.

 

[ChshreCat]

I love that quote!

My spouse is 54. I'm 45. I can literally go all day, all night, and without sleep. He's like, "Baby- I had my peak like 35 years ago. Can you just stop with the multiple orgasms for a day or two, while I nap?"

Well, I've always been an all day all night kinda guy, but she's surpassing me. I never thought I'd be the one to say enough. LOL

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Meh, Multiple orgasms are easy for womenz, They can do it all day. Their G spot is directly connected to their nag spot......They can do that all day too.

 

[BierMuncher]

...My spouse is...like, "Baby- I had my peak like 35 years ago. Can you just stop with the multiple orgasms for a day or two, while I nap?"

Whatever self-help manual you have, please send it to my SWMBO.

Thanks.

 

[shecky]

Shecky should be checking in here any minute now.

How do I enter into this equation? I'm a young, virile, exceptionally good looking man.

I've nothing about which to complain.

 

[bull8042]

How do I enter into this equation? I'm a young, virile, exceptionally good looking man.

I've nothing about which to complain.

You are a "borderline old fart" yourself you know. Once you hit that 40 mark, it is all downhill from there. I will give you credit though, you are blessed with a beautiful daughter.
Now, let me get back to hitting on Yooper. If you will excuse me.....

 

[shecky]

You are a "borderline old fart" yourself you know. Once you hit that 40 mark, it is all downhill from there. I will give you credit though, you are blessed with a beautiful daughter.
Now, let me get back to hitting on Yooper. If you will excuse me.....

Sorry to interrupt your tryst. I am blessed, too bad daughter No. 1 was at school and unable to be photographed.

As for your hitting on Yoop, I noticed I have returned to her sig for the third time. You're trying too hard.

 

[tedpeer]

Meh, Multiple orgasms are easy for womenz, They can do it all day. Their G spot is directly connected to their nag spot......They can do that all day too.

You owe me a monitor

 

[bull8042]

You owe me a monitor

Let it go. If you look into it, you will find that all major computer manufacturers are no longer honoring their limited warranties if the damage is caused by acts of God or Laughing Gnome... He has quite the reputation you know.

 

[bull8042]

........As for your hitting on Yoop, I noticed I have returned to her sig for the third time. You're trying too hard.

I have always had the same lack of success with the fairer sex.
Would you mentor me?

 

[beerjunky828]

The internet has just informed me about life in 5 minutes. My dreams are ruined. My labido shall only live for so long!!! Now to kill my monitor

 

[bull8042]

The internet has just informed me about life in 5 minutes. My dreams are ruined. My labido shall only live for so long!!! Now to kill my monitor

Hell, just dangle a testicle in your boiling wort one time and your life will be complete! All the cool kids are doing it you know....

 

[Homercidal]

I'm only 39 (for a few more days) and I have found out that even though I don't
fell like it" at the moment, give it a chance and it won't be long before I actually do. It's helping out now that the wife has reached her peak.

When we were going out, I used to worry that she would feel the lump in my pants when we were dancing. Thankfully she says she never noticed!

 

[jgln]

Matlock!!!

I actaully like Matlock; oh wait I am old, I am turning 49 this summer.

 

[bull8042]

.....When we were going out, I used to worry that she would feel the lump in my pants when we were dancing. Thankfully she says she never noticed!

Maybe you were giving yourself a little "extra" credit. Size can be a bit subjective you know.

 

[jgln]

Maybe you were giving yourself a little "extra" credit. Size can be a bit subjective you know.

Just caught that!

When I was a teenager I could not walk the beach without bringing a beach towel along.

 

[farmbrewernw]

Crap I'm only 26 going on 27 and I have a hard time staying up past 10. Midnight is a late night for me, but yeah I remember back in college staying up tell easily 3am most days.

 

[Ryno]

I never thought that Angela Landsbury from "Murder She Wrote" would make me horny!