Identify the worst brewery name you are aware of

[JulianB1]

If I ever open a brewery it's going to be called "Retarded Walrus Brewing", until I get a C&D letter from dontdrinkbeer and change the name to something pathetically generic.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

If I ever open a brewery it's going to be called "Retarded Walrus Brewing", until I get a C&D letter from dontdrinkbeer and change the name to something pathetically generic.

I'm just glad I didn't have to send a box to Red Peak brewing

 

[JulianB1]

I'm just glad I didn't have to send a box to Red Peak brewing

A UPS driver looking for a non-existent location on a remote Washington state indian reserve would make for a decent episode of Punk'd.








What am I thinking, nothing related to Punk'd is decent.

 

[Brez071]

My friend is opening a brewery named Ocelot. It was originally picked for the Phish song, though he is now embracing the animal.


https://www.facebook.com/OcelotBrewing

http://ocelotbrewing.com/?age-verified=938357f489

Needs to name a beer "Babou"

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Needs to name a beer "Babou"

No way needs to name a beer "Revolver" and come up on all them MGS fans

 

[Lutter]

Needs to name a beer "Babou"

For future reference I will always "Like" any posts with Archer gifs.

 

[neorunner]

My friend is opening a brewery named Ocelot. It was originally picked for the Phish song, though he is now embracing the animal.

Adrian?

 

[nanobrew1]

Adrian?

Yep, I am good friends with his brother Sebastian in San Diego.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Sebastian in San Diego.

 

[Previously]

I also vote for Sage's recommendation of Wet 'n Wreckless.

And then the place burned down...
http://www.cbs8.com/story/26125898/commercial-fire-rips-through-brewery-in-sorrento-valley

 

[SourBrewer]

And then the place burned down...
http://www.cbs8.com/story/26125898/commercial-fire-rips-through-brewery-in-sorrento-valley

Indeed Reckless, not so Wet.

 

[theothermatt]

Hall Brewing is the worst brewery I have ever tasted.

 

[drgarage1]

Hall Brewing is the worst brewery I have ever tasted.

Different category and contest. And I think we'd have to go with Indian Wells in a landslide in that one.

 

[theothermatt]

Different category and contest. And I think we'd have to go with Indian Wells in a landslide in that one.

CIB?

 

[drgarage1]

CIB?

I don't speak this acronym.

 

[neorunner]

I don't speak this acronym.

www.cibbrewery.com

Edit: There are some good reviews over on RB.

It's a close call between this and baying hound.

 

[JulianB1]

Indian Wells Raspberry Ale is easily one of the worst things I've ever tasted. If there are actually worse commercial breweries out there than them, then wow.

 

[drgarage1]

www.cibbrewery.com

Edit: There are some good reviews over on RB.

It's a close call between this and baying hound.

Smells like squirting bleach into a muddy compost heap. Tomatoes, acetone, toxic waste. Truly one of the most vile aromas I've encountered. Tastes like an infected Bruery beer, so not totally shitty. Bit of roastyness underneath, somehow. Thanks Zach!

 

[neorunner]

DethHanger

750 ml bottle shipped from John’s Grocery, thanks to pepsican- thanks again, Andy! Pours a murky brown, muddy, with no head, just some bubbles around the inner edge that fade. Aroma of rotten vegetables, earth, chocolate, sweaty, dirty laundry, sugar, maybe a rotten apple or two. Flavor of plums, chocolate, nuts, tons of vegetables at various stages of life, and dirt. Medium-bodied, with low carbonation and a fruity, funky mouthfeel. This is ****ing terrible. It’s completely off. It’s flat. The label says it’s a "Quadruple brown" that is supposed to be "tart" to some degree, which is moronic. Nothing about this piece of **** beer, its name, its label, its description, or anything else makes any sense. I hate it.

 

[drgarage1]

DethHanger

Best line is "tons of vegetables at various stages of life."

 

[JulianB1]

There's a new brewery launching in South Carolina soon. They have a really bad name, "Swamp Cabbage", and their launch lineup is a brown ale, an ESB, and a blonde. I'm hoping they surprise me.

 

[arren]

Rowdy Sheila

http://www.rowdysheila.com.au/

Holy ****, it's like they named their brewery after a vile sex term or something.

Dibs on The Alabama Hot Pocket Brewing Co.

 

[ForkAndSpoonOperator]

A UPS driver looking for a non-existent location on a remote Washington state indian reserve would make for a decent episode of Punk'd.

Wait, non-existent?

 

[neorunner]

Holy ****, it's like they named their brewery after a vile sex term or something.

Dibs on The Alabama Hot Pocket Brewing Co.

Hot Lunch Brewing
Rusty Trombone Brewing
Cleveland Steamer Brewing
Charizard Ale Werks

 

[sacrelicio]

Hot Lunch Brewing
Rusty Trombone Brewing
Cleveland Steamer Brewing
Charizard Ale Werks

Taco Nipples

 

[Snarf1]

I hope the good people of Lickinghole Creek laughed as much opening their prize as I did when I got mine.

 

[FTowne1]

I hope the good people of Lickinghole Creek laughed as much opening their prize as I did when I got mine.

Amazing!

 

[JulianB1]

I hope the good people of Lickinghole Creek laughed as much opening their prize as I did when I got mine.

Dat Magic the Gathering extra!

 

[ForkAndSpoonOperator]

New jack Nicol Bolas. Summon Elder Dragon Legend or GTFO.

 

[SeaWatchman]

RateBeer is on the cutting edge of beer inquiry, yet again.

http://www.ratebeer.com/forums/bad-named-breweries_262839.htm

 

[Bishakahn31]

Rusty Beaver make some horrendous beer

Thanks for the support, we appreciate it!

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Thanks for the support, we appreciate it!

Did you guys get the box I sent you?

 

[cry me]

rustic beaver

 

[JulianB1]

rustic beaver

Futurustic Beaver