How I Got Kicked From Beer Advocate (& HBT)

[slym2none]

Cracker Jacks, an American tradition

Crunch 'N Munch, better than Cracker Jacks

 

[hunter_le five]

Cracker Jacks, an American tradition

Crunch 'N Munch, better than Cracker Jacks

Just reading this post makes me feel ill.

 

[mcspanner]

If atheism is used to describe the beliefs of someone who doesn't believe in gods is the equivalent for someone who doesn't believe in kettle or air popped corn acornism?

 

[Vamptrump]

If atheism is used to describe the beliefs of someone who doesn't believe in gods is the equivalent for someone who doesn't believe in kettle or air popped corn acornism?

Are there people out there who don't believe in the existence of the kettled kernel? Do they not believe that on the third minute, the kernel popped into it's sweet sweet glory to save us from the dull corn? That it then sacrificed itself for our enjoyment, so that we may continue to believe and be satisfied? I can't live in the world where one DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE GREAT KERNEL!

 

[masonsjax]

Kernel Angus

 

[mcspanner]

Are there people out there who don't believe in the existence of the kettled kernel? Do they not believe that on the third minute, the kernel popped into it's sweet sweet glory to save us from the dull corn? That it then sacrificed itself for our enjoyment, so that we may continue to believe and be satisfied? I can't live in the world where one DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE GREAT KERNEL!

Is the Great Kernel related to The Great Pumpkin? I read about the Great Pumpkin and a dog who flew a kennel in a book.

 

[GrogNerd]

The Great Kernel makes chicken

 

[Vamptrump]

Is the Great Kernel related to The Great Pumpkin? I read about the Great Pumpkin and a dog who flew a kennel in a book.

The Great Pumpkin is a creation used to celebrate holidays that were originally for celebration of the Great Kernel. That's why we have candy corn at Halloween.

 

[Psylocide]

Best Charlie Brown line ever:

 

[Hello]

Cracker Jacks, an American tradition

Crunch 'N Munch, better than Cracker Jacks

Though I can't recall what decade I ate either, Crunch 'N Munch always seemed to taste better.

 

[Vamptrump]

We all might not agree on kettle corn, but can we all at least agree that candy corn is terrible?

 

[SnakeRidge]

We all might not agree on kettle corn, but can we all at least agree that candy corn is terrible?

I like to make fangs with candy corn stuck to my teeth. I spit them out when they melt, because you're right.

 

[beernbourbon]

We all might not agree on kettle corn, but can we all at least agree that candy corn is terrible?

yeah, waste of good sugar, honey and gelatin and other weird sh!t that foodboob would take great issue with. Which begs the question, she's all up in our business about fish bladders, how come she doesn't hassle Brach's about Dextrose, artificial flavors, yellow 6, yellow 5 and red 3?

 

[Psylocide]

I'm pretty sure there are only 2 ingredients in candy corn.

Candle wax and loathing.

 

[Vamptrump]

I believe even s won't eat candy corn out of disgust.

 

[GHBWNY]

I believe even s won't eat candy corn out of disgust.

Wonder if candy corn would make a good adjunct?

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

If Gary taught us anything, its that adjuncts have no place in beer.
Shame on you.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I just want to dip my penis in it...

 

[SnakeRidge]

I just want to dip my penis in it...

The entire history of mankind in 9 words, very zen.

 

[Gavin C]

Just the tip, or do you dry penis the whole ounce?

 

[Kharnynb]

Never heard of candy corn, the wiki claims it's eaten in finland, but i'm guessing it's only eaten in finland by homesick americans.....

 

[mkyl428]

We all might not agree on kettle corn, but can we all at least agree that candy corn is terrible?

I like the little pumpkin ones

 

[mcspanner]

Those are candy?!?! They look like nipples harvested from a tribe of Umpa-Lumpa!

Looks like Mr Wonka has been on the crystal meth again!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I like candle wax and loathing. and they make great slingshot ammo.

 

[Vamptrump]

The pumpkin candies are candy corn in disguise, if not worse (more volume of disgusting)

 

[Roadliner]

i can't do the candy corn/pumpkin thing. It's like chewing on tablets of artificially flavored candle wax that leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

 

[GHBWNY]

I'm glad to see that this thread has survived and risen out of the ashes into something educational and informative. I was afraid that after it had been de-trolled, it might digress into something inane and nonsensical like, for instance, the typology and nomenclature of certain gelatin/sugar-based Halloween candies. But thanks to the constructive input of some of this forum's top experts in such matters, it has once and for all reclaimed its ultimate purpose. I am a better person --- and better homebrewer --- for it. Thank you.

 

[hunter_le five]

I'm just glad that those of us who despise kettle corn and those of us who are so, so very wrong have been able to find common ground in a mutual hatred of disgusting wax "candy".

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Regular candy corn is best used for putting in someone's nostrils while they're sleeping.
*it was 20+ years ago when I pulled this, and it's still the only use for it that I can think of*

 

[brew_ny]

I'm glad to see that this thread has survived and risen out of the ashes into something educational and informative. I was afraid that after it had been de-trolled, it might digress into something inane and nonsensical like, for instance, the typology and nomenclature of certain gelatin/sugar-based Halloween candies. But thanks to the constructive input of some of this forum's top experts in such matters, it has once and for all reclaimed its ultimate purpose. I am a better person --- and better homebrewer --- for it. Thank you.

it is alway good to help