Help me Understand: Lesbians

[brauhaus]

My Post got Lost.
THIS SHOULD BE IN FIGHTCLUB! A Picture is worth a thousand Words.

the daughter is attractive, a little latino perhaps? but the chick she is with is anything but...

I have no photos, sorry.

 

[Revvy]

the daughter is attractive, a little latino perhaps? but the chick she is with is anything but...

But if this WERE in fightclub, then WE'D supply our own pics.

Highlight.....CTL+C.....OFF TO THE MEMORABLE QUOTE THREAD

I got the ultimate quoting today, listen to this week's basic brewing radio...He read my email AND plugged this place

 

[Philip1993]

I am always asking you guys, "What's up with the lesbian fantasies? They are not into YOU!"

This is SOOO simple.

A threesome requires that two of the sexual partners be same-sex. And that can get a little awkward if the same-sex partners are straight. Particularly if they are straight and raised in an environment where same-sex interplay is taboo. Even if it's not that awkward, the balance of "entertainment" for the same-sex partners is a little skewed relative to the third person. Since most guys are straight, the "fun balance" of a F-M-F with two lesbians (actually bi-sexual) works out very nicely and makes for a good fantasy.

Also, if you are watching a heterosexual couple "at work" and you are a straight guy, the whole sweaty, muscular, hairy thing just doesn't offer much to look at. So you are getting a 50% ROI on your viewing time so to speak. But if you replace that guy with another female, the visual ROI promptly doubles.

Perhaps an example would be in order. Pick one - Red and Green or Red and S.O.? That example may not work well for Yoop, but I know how the male population is is going to vote.

 

[the_bird]

Perhaps an example would be in order. Pick one - Red and Green or Red and S.O.? That example may not work well for Yoop, but I know how the male population is is going to vote.

I'm not sure that Red Green works for ANYBODY....

 

[ohiobrewtus]

This thread really needs be in fight club so that we can post appropriately. :rockin:

 

[nyer]

That's my thought. I totally get lesbians, they are attracted to women after all. Women are soft, smell good, are nice, you get the picture. Dudes are smelly and hairy and gassy. Now, that, I do not get at all.

But hell, who cares? Different people like different things. Dowatchalike, just keep it in the bedroom. It sounds like the part that's really bugging you is the loudness and ghetto stuff going on over there. Inconsiderate neighbors can be a real bummer.

I have a lesbian mother and daughter living two doors from me. They defiantely fall into the "smelly, hairy and gassy" group. I know several gay guys and they fall more into the "soft, smell good and nice" group than the lesbians I know.

 

[Yooper]

I'm not sure that Red Green works for ANYBODY....

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oh, I dunno- my avatar works for me!

 

[Jester369]

Pick one - Red and Green or Red and S.O.? That example may not work well for Yoop, but I know how the male population is is going to vote.

Aww man, I'm hurt.

 

[the_bird]

I'm imagining Red Green fashioning a strap-on out of a motorcycle chain and an old muffler pipe....

 

[BigKahuna]

I'm imagining Red Green fashioning a strap-on out of a motorcycle chain and an old muffler pipe....

+Duct Tape

 

[the_bird]

"Remember, if they don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!"

 

[jpsloan]

Aww man, I'm hurt.

This is why the good Lord invented the four-way... the girls get to play to their hearts content, and if the guys aren't into the guy thing... there's plenty girly bits and pieces to plunder!

I mean...

Um...

So I heard.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Uh, who is Peter North?

That is just my screen name.

 

[Arneba28]

I'm imagining Red Green fashioning a strap-on out of a motorcycle chain and an old muffler pipe....

Free Tetniss shot included inside!!

 

[Yooper]

"Remember, if they don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!"

Great! Now I have dirty thoughts about Red Green and his signature line!

 

[Revvy]

I've noticed a trend here the last 2 days....Non fightclub worthy threads get started in fightclub and really fightclub-able threads don't get started in fightclub. We really need to get our priorities straight....

 

[eschatz]

I dont know, but every chick that I've ever dated that's been bisexual has been nucking futs. I know a pile of nice gay people, I'm always playing musicals. haha But all of the bi-ladies that I know are just crazy.

 

[Revvy]

Great! Now I have dirty thoughts about Red Green and his signature line!

Lookee Here, early Red Green, before he got his own show! Circa 1980!

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[jpsloan]

I dont know, but every chick that I've ever dated that's been bisexual has been nucking futs. I know a pile of nice gay people, I'm always playing musicals. haha But all of the bi-ladies that I know are just crazy.

I personally don't know any heterosexual women.

Not kidding.

Only a couple are nuts... I suspect that insanity is equally spread across all orientations.

 

[jmulligan]

I dont know, but every chick that I've ever dated that's been bisexual has been nucking futs.

I have only know 2-3 bisexual women, so making a blanket statement is asinine, but they are definitely the less mentally balanced of the people I know (particularly one that has mentally traumatized the men and women she dated).

 

[brauhaus]

can a mod move this into the FIGHTCLUB so that way we can bring this thread to it's full potential?

 

[the_bird]

I dunno. BIL's SWMBO is (or at least was) bi-sexual, and she's pretty level-headed. I suspect she may be more of a LUG than a "true" bisexual, though.

 

[BigKahuna]

"REMEMBER MEN WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER"

So My advise is to avoid the mean lesbians ....they might.....

"Keep Your Stick On The ICE"

 

[lustreking]

I think that to begin to understand lesbians, one first has to fully understand women.

 

[Neunelfer]

You think the girl looks like a man because of the stereotypes you hold of what a man and a woman both are supposed to look like. Really the "man" just wants to be tough, capable and strong, not necessarily a man, just not ultra feminine as all the pressures tell her to be. Interesting a lesbian couple would have a lesbian daughter though... brings up the nature vs nurture debate, or just a freak coincidence.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

It would e a very dull world if we all totally understood everyone else's preferences.

I don't understand lesbians, and I don't expect them to uderstand me or goats. (Not that the two are in any way related)

I just know that life would be less interesting if I knew all about the fantasies and aspirations that a lesbian might have. They would also prbably feel the same way about me, and let's say for arguement's sake, the fantasies of goats too.

I have nothing against lesbians, mostly because they won't let me close enough to get anything against them.

I wonder if lesbians like goats?

Why did someone start a thread about the sexual orientation of goats anyway!!??

 

[Philip1993]

Aww man, I'm hurt.

Sorry man, that's just how I roll...

I just know that life would be A HELL OF A LOT MORE interesting if I knew all about the fantasies and aspirations that a lesbian might have.

You made a typo. Corrected that for you.

 

[DUCCCC]

I'm a little surprised this hasn't been mentioned here yet...

I'm a bit embarrassed to admit it, but as a teen I didn't have a clue how to make a woman feel good. Most guys don't. We simply don't have an understanding of the "hardware" as it were. Us guy's bits don't need a rocket scientist to figure out. I can see how a woman might turn to another woman just to be with someone who understands what feels good.

 

[Brandon O]

You think the girl looks like a man because of the stereotypes you hold of what a man and a woman both are supposed to look like.

Look at my picture, that is what a man is supposed to look like.










This is also an acceptable looking man.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I'm a little surprised this hasn't been mentioned here yet...

I'm a bit embarrassed to admit it, but as a teen I didn't have a clue how to make a woman feel good. Most guys don't. We simply don't have an understanding of the "hardware" as it were. Us guy's bits don't need a rocket scientist to figure out. I can see how a woman might turn to another woman just to be with someone who understands what feels good.

Shi!T I am an old man compared to a teen. After seeing some of the "hardware and software" availble to women I am not sure I have ever known what feels good to them.