HELP, Dropped straw into fermenter!

[Bobbo404]

I dropped a straw into the fermenter, I was using it under my cone so the wort wouldn't burp up. Slipped inside, is it ok to leave in there for weeks? Any recommendations?

 

[VikeMan]

Like a standard plastic drinking straw? Assuming you sanitized it first, it shouldn't be a problem. And even if you didn't, it's probably too late to do anything about it, i.e. I wouldn't bother trying to fish it out.

 

[Bobbo404]

it was sanitized. its a harder plastic type of straw

 

[VikeMan]

it was sanitized. its a harder plastic type of straw

I wouldn't sweat it.

 

[Bobbo404]

Alright. So a little bit more of honesty.... the straw was from my fiancés bachelorette party.... it was in the shape of a penis... and it was light blue colored.... i shall now call this beer, Blue Ballz
Still upset with myself lmao

 

[FromZwolle]

you're boned.


leave it alone. it will be fine.

 

[Kickass]

Just means you have to drink the beer with it.

 

[Phitz]

Too funny!! You just ensured your beer will have a good “head”. Lol

 

[devilssoninlaw]

You've got a dick in your beer? I'd probably keep that one hush hush !!!

 

[Bobbo404]

Here what it looks like this morning haha. fml

 

[NeoBrew]

You might want to fish the batteries out.

I don't know what you were doing playing with your wife's vibrator in your beer, but to each their own.

 

[bracconiere]

I don't know what you were doing playing with your wife's vibrator in your beer, but to each their own.

lots of people use yeast energizer!

at least he wasn't trying to synthesize a nitro pour with it.....

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

"This beer's got a little wang to it...but otherwise, it's not bad.."

 

[VikeMan]

Such a cock-up.

 

[NGD]

its a harder plastic type of straw

Bro, you weren't kidding.

 

[bkboiler]

usually you'd use the siphon to suck the beer out after you're done fermenting...that one looks hard to prime.
There may be a way to get the straw to stand up, but I wouldn't know.

 

[VikeMan]

There may be a way to get the straw to stand up, but I wouldn't know.

 

[Snuffy]

I think standard practice would be to tie a 2x4 across the back end to keep it from falling in.

 

[davidabcd]

Just don't bottle/keg it in front of clergy.

 

[Miraculix]

Here what it looks like this morning haha. fml

Finally some properly aroused yeast.

 

[GBRbrew]

So is this the endosperm brewing technique I heard about?

Cheers!

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

Just gonna park this right here...

 

[BrewZer]

Well, yours is a beer that you can respect the morning after.

 

[Bobbo404]

Just to give everyone an update, I got the Blue Penis Straw out! yayyyyyyy

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

Just to give everyone an update, I got the Blue Penis Straw out! yayyyyyyy

 

[bkboiler]

As a thought for next time, penis straws are easier to remove if you have a wide mouth


fermenter opening.

 

[firerat]

Just to give everyone an update, I got the Blue Penis Straw out! yayyyyyyy

These things always seem to CUM out just fine.

 

[btbonser]

Just to give everyone an update, I got the Blue Penis Straw out! yayyyyyyy

After everyone told you not to play with it?

 

[BrewZer]

Just to give everyone an update, I got the Blue Penis Straw out! yayyyyyyy

Robin Scherbatsky approves of this message.

 

[FromZwolle]

After everyone told you not to play with it?

he's not going to respond because he went blind.

 

[Phitz]

Dont be surprised when you share the brew with others and hear “ this has a little wang to it”

 

[Softailrider]

Don’t let heels up Harris near your beer!

 

[seatazzz]

I wonder if he would have gotten it out faster if he'd used hard water to brew with....

 

[Bobbo404]

SO THE BEER TURNED OUT GREAT! I love it, even with the faint taste of Blue Ballz

 

[NGD]

SO THE BEER TURNED OUT GREAT! I love it, even with the faint taste of Blue Ballz

Great to hear! I really hope this doesn't become a BJCP style guideline.

 

[bracconiere]

BJCP style guideline.

BJCP, and Blue Ballz used in one post is kinda weird......

 

[Phitz]

This is my all time favorite post hands down!! Glad the beer turned out!

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

SO THE BEER TURNED OUT GREAT! I love it, even with the faint taste of Blue Ballz

I guess you swallowed