I have manscaped before, and well in terms of itchyness, I have to say the face is winning over the nether regions, but it could have to do with guys and girls being built differently.
yuri are you going to try lighting my vag ina on fire again?
Ughhh....does that aspect of apfelwein where you felt like you got gang banged in your eye socket go away with aging whatsoever? Just got a little tipsy off a couple pints of 3 week fresh Apfelwein the other night and I could have sworn I was the star of a porno titled "Man skull orifices and hard things" the night before. It hurts in all the wrong ways.
Yooper is a girl. She knows how to say things nicely. Listen to her.
Me personally, I'd just puke on his shoes.
As a discussion on BMC grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving urine approaches one.
The "must be obeyed" is more realistically from her monopoly on the household sex supply.
If you wish to pull out...let me know.
....i enjoy a caucasian every now and again
Evan! said:I wouldn't call 'em "stupid". They've evolved over the course of millions of years; glass is an invention of the last like .000001% of their existence...
PS: in accordance with the Kansas state school board, I'm required to post the following alternative: 5000 years ago, god made stupid birds.
If Dan Snyder wants to name his team the "The Washington Fire in a Crowded Theater Ass Flaming Lesbo Tahitians" and demands that everyone plays in Black Face then the libertarian in me says, "Hells Yes, Freedom!!! You go you crazy goat F*cker!", but in fact he would really be a ****** 'cause it ain't right to base your empire on the downtrodding of those with the skin browner than yours.
So he has the right, but he's a *****ie.
"*****ewaddle." Feeling creative this morning, eh?
Can any word be used as a modifier? Maybe I'll start using the term "*****eboat", or "*****emug." Say, that's got a ring to it. "Chuck Norris is a *****emug."
"*****ewaddle." Feeling creative this morning, eh?
Can any word be used as a modifier? Maybe I'll start using the term "*****eboat", or "*****emug."
Well, amylase enzymes are present in saliva....
What? They are present in saliva! Why's everyone looking at me like that?
*punt to the change-purse*
... My sister passed out, my wife is still puking this afternoon and my head felt like it got smashed between 2 bricks.
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This stuff is amazing but holy sheet it sneaks up on you faster then a phantom fart.
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Revvy, that saliva quote was from the GaP thread. And Freezeblade is right, everything is funnier out of context.
Rats do not eat nyt sofa. I already said that . I also siad sthat is is nice. I ti s.!
My niechbors all like me. we are all friends and brew buddies and throw darts not even at each oter. The code monkey even said that cone comp,ain. He just wrote tehviolation becauaes sofa is :unsightly".
I told him when he saiud plastic was OK that buckes were plastic, he said, put buckets then. I did!!!!Tsody he put a note on my sdoor that said CORRECETD and that I had a great sence og humor! i have noth notes in my window. on th eindse so he cannnot take them down.
My pretty pttty sofa is in ashrine built in my back yeard with no permit because it is not a perminent construction. and you know what lese>?? I aint getting a permit to move mt liitle fence wither!
oh and my neighbot who helpe dme mone ncie sofa to shrine founf a bullet SKS in it and he has one too! he said they only left note because of bullets. they were afraid and maybe thye call bomb sqwad for ordinance disposal next time! ilk dispose of ordianace ok! BANMASNSNBASASNANBAMABAMAB!
My niechbors all like me. we are all friends and brew buddies and throw darts not even at each oter.
If you think this is an EPIC Fail...You haven't been around me for very long.
Nope. The foam is made of Happiness, and Happiness is allowed in the Reinheitsgebot.
Hummm....If I could grow some boobies...?
Hummm....I make my own beer....I cook my own food.....I pay my own Bills....If I could grow some boobies...there would be no need for SWMBO? Just Kidding and in case she ever figures out how to log onto HBT.com....I Love My Wife Very much.
PS. You aren't anywhere near Glossop are you? If so, I would like to hire you to give my brother a kick in the nutsacks.
Bwahahahaha!!!
Hmm...so is the multiple-nutsacks thing a birth defect?
I don't know, but the ladies sure love it!
Hmm...so is the multiple-nutsacks thing a birth defect?
Anyone out there trying to convert tailgaters with a magnetic christian fish? I have a machine gun mounted on my hood.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it:
My Brother's local is the Hare and Hounds at the top of a stonking great hill. I will Paypal $100 to the Landlord so he can pay you when your mission is accomplished.
The best time to catch my brother is Sunday lunchtime. He will enter the pub from the car park entrance. He will be accompanied by a skinny little twonk wearing glasses. My brother will be the guy imediately behind him keeping a safe "I'm not buying the first round" distance. It will first be necessary to somehow divert his right hand away from his crotch area before you can get a really good kick in (He will be scratching his balls)
Good luck. This forum will self destruct in 5 seconds.
And we all know Corona is miles away from ordinary. They're unfortunately down the road, past the village of Suck, and are next door neighbors to "asstastic"
I lol'd at this...
I'm bad about overthinking stuff, so trust me when I say you are WAY overthinking this. I could teach my 4yr old to bottle with a BMBF. And even if I'm straight up lying to you, you're out about $3.00 and can still buy a Blichmann.
Does drinking homebrew count? How about drinking homebrew whilst playin with my balls?
Isn't that what Wednesdays are for, anyway?
Well, no! Tempted as I am, Wednesdays I prefer to drink homebrew and play with my OWN balls. Thanks anyway.
When adding a club.
Does it specifically have to be about Jeeps?
I told my wife that there was a rumor John Madden got an erection that day; she replied, "What, is Brett Favre coming back?"
Problem number one, you are obviously fermenting with your carboy on its side in a zero gravity enviroment, I'm not sure what affect that may have on the yeast.
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