Funny things you've overheard about beer

[hunter_le five]

Taco in one hand, beer in the other

Now there's a solution I can get behind.

I think this is probably the solution to most of life's problems, actually.

 

[SnakeRidge]

I married a Texan. Didn'the realize just how many tacos you people eat.

 

[1977Brewer]

Oh man, so many tacos. Wrap it in a tortilla, I'll eat it. Meat origin has no bearing, as long as it's cooked right and the sauce is good.

 

[hunter_le five]

I had tacos for breakfast, as I do every Sunday.

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[GrogNerd]

I'm not particular about the type of bread the meat is wrapped in

soft or hard shell corn or flour tortilla, pita, wonder bread, crescent roll, biscuit or bagel

it's all yum

 

[Kirkwooder]

MMMMmmmmmmMMMM beer...........MMMMmmmmMMMMmmmmmmmmMMMM tacos........................ Guess whats for dinner now.

 

[flars]

We are having a taco meal tonight. My wife a taco salad. For me taco fixings in a large tortilla(s) to add a load of refried beans and sliced jalapenos.

American Amber ale for the beer pairing.

 

[amfukuda]

Get a taco salad, run it through the blender, add yeast. Should be delicious!

Dear god that sounds terrible

 

[Billy-Klubb]

we had chili dogs last night. mine were made with cheddar wurst. that does not make me a bad person.

 

[DrunkleJon]

we had chili dogs last night. mine were made with cheddar wurst. that does not make me a bad person.

This post has nothing to do with anything you heard about beer. That is the wurst!

See what I did there? Huh? I am very punny.

 

[Kirkwooder]

This post has nothing to do with anything you heard about beer. That is the wurst!

See what I did there? Huh? I am very punny.

Give yourself one punch in the berries!

 

[vwmasstransit]

When I first told SWMBO I was going to start brewing beer she promptly replied "No your not! I don't want you blowing up the garage!" Lol.

Over St. Patrick's day, I premiered my Pilsner for the first time. My buddy tried it and said "it's good, it's like an amped up Coors." Knowing he meant well in that I made a beer that tastes like a profession brewer made, I just smiled and replied "well sure, they are both Pilsners."

 

[TheHappyHopper]

Went to a bachelor party for a friend this past weekend. Knowing that it was going to be all guys that only drink Bud or Natty, I wanted to bring something cheap. I picked up a six pack of Schlitz pounders, one of my go-to beers if I just want to get drunk cheaply.

When I showed up, my friend told me: "Of course you had to bring something fancy."

 

[MarshmallowBlue]

Went to a bachelor party for a friend this past weekend. Knowing that it was going to be all guys that only drink Bud or Natty, I wanted to bring something cheap. I picked up a six pack of Schlitz pounders, one of my go-to beers if I just want to get drunk cheaply.

When I showed up, my friend told me: "Of course you had to bring something fancy."

Best post ever, close the thread, we're done here.

 

[landonrone]

Drinking red hook IPA at Lanikai- a beach I used to frequent in Hawaii- new acquaintance tells me I'm "supposed to drink those on cold winter days". No I will not.

 

[GrogNerd]

Drinking red hook IPA at Lanikai- a beach I used to frequent in Hawaii- new acquaintance tells me I'm "supposed to drink those on cold winter days". No I will not.

cold winter days in Hawaii... when it gets down to 77°

bring in the pets and cover the plants

 

[GrogNerd]

Best post ever, close the thread, we're done here.

what? and miss out on all the awesome thread jackings?

no way, man, can't let it happen

 

[DrunkleJon]

what? and miss out on all the awesome thread jackings?

no way, man, can't let it happen

Because.... ECONOMICS!

 

[GrogNerd]

Because.... ECONOMICS!

and tacos

 

[1977Brewer]

and tacos

Everything is because tacos.

Everything.

 

[hunter_le five]

I would kill a man for a taco right now....

 

[DrunkleJon]

and tacos

I think Econ was the first great derail. Tacos is just the most recent delicious one. But I digress.

Yesterday I interviewed a possible new roommate/tenant. The guys girlfriend saw me reorganizing my garage and all my brewing equipment and asked me "Ah, so you make your own beer?" If she were single...

 

[unionrdr]

I know the feeling. A couple months ago, I was ridin' through Giant Eagle, getting spring water for my latest brewing endeavor, & this young blonde hottie walks up & sees my Morebeer! cap. " Oh, you make your own beer"? "Yeah, I've been doing it some 4 years now. It's pretty easy to make good beer at home when you learn how. It's not hard" yada yada. She had that big glamour smile on her face from the first word. Ponytail through the adjuster loop on the back of her cap. Excited conversation from her the whole time. Dang, where were you 20 years ago?! She just thought home brewing was the coolest thing ever. She seemed to like craft beer already...

 

[MarshmallowBlue]

Drinking red hook IPA at Lanikai- a beach I used to frequent in Hawaii- new acquaintance tells me I'm "supposed to drink those on cold winter days". No I will not.

The same red hook IPA that tastes like a pale ale on a good day?

 

[landonrone]

The same red hook IPA that tastes like a pale ale on a good day?

I am confused by this but I will say yes.

 

[landonrone]

I suppose?

 

[SnakeRidge]

I would kill a man for a taco right now....

I'll FedEx you a taco if you take care of a couple 'problems' for me.

 

[Psylocide]

Man, **** you guys and your tacos.

I'm hungry for tacos, and I laid out chicken for dinner. And no, I'm not going to put any martha flarking chicken in a hard shell. I'm no heathen.

Back O/T... you guys ever had Guinness? I heard it's made from the second runnings of the tar sands from hydraulic fracking operations.

 

[1977Brewer]

I would kill a man for a taco right now....

Dude you live in Taco Alley. Walk outside and say "TACO ME BRO" and you'll need a net to catch em.

 

[ElJefeBrews]

Did somebody say tacos???