FT: Budweiser: Cellared 30+ Years

[Fedora]

How is a stale nasty disgusting beer worth something? i will give you 1 penny for that beer..thats high balling dont want to insult you and low ball

Sandy?

 

[ruger988]

No promises on videos, but there are usually 10-12 people in attendance.. For comparison the first beer in the "worst beer series" was an almost 20 year old bottle of Bad Frog Beer, next week's will just be a bad (not old and abused) beer provided by ChefRex (Crazy Brewski, a 15% Imperial Pils; http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/rinkuskiai-crazy-brewski/229243/)

 

[hunter_le five]

I hope this is a joke..if somebody takes this you need to get your brain checked..really

Aw, come on... where's your sense of adventure?

 

[kkramer56]

Other than that I would trade a bottle of piss, which is what you have there.

Well it was piss 30 years ago, but it's probably tasting better now.

 

[zazbnf]

Too bad, I coulda offered you this fine breakfast stout.

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/cib-morning-wood-breakfast-stout/162669/

 

[ABVIBUSRM]

Sandy?

Dora?

 

[ruger988]

Too bad, I coulda offered you this fine breakfast stout.

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/cib-morning-wood-breakfast-stout/162669/

I need a February submission to worst beer of the night.... haha.

 

[zazbnf]

I need a February submission to worst beer of the night.... haha.

Yours if you want it

 

[ruger988]

Yours if you want it

I'll shoot you a message in a couple weeks. Got a few trades I need to get out at the moment before I organize any more!

 

[zazbnf]

Sounds good, doubt I am ever gonna get drunk enough to drink that one.

 

[mkyl428]

Too bad, I coulda offered you this fine breakfast stout.

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/cib-morning-wood-breakfast-stout/162669/

Totally started reading reviews of all their beers apparently they all suck here are some choice reviews

Yola’s Artisan Ale

Bottle share in Asheville. Extremely soupy, so ugly in the glass. Nose of cheap nail varnish. Weird rotting fruit esters. Bottled fart. The taste is similarly nasty. Old mandarins, rotting vegetables. Bizarre chemical notes. Very strange indeed. Not good.

750 ml bottle from John’s Grocery- thanks, Andy! Batch 7, bottle 29, as if it matters. Pours a hazy dully amber-gold with a small off-white head. Notes of cardboard, honey, vegetables, earth, wood, lemon, and sourdough. Light-medium bodied, with a tart, vegetal mouthfeel and moderate carbonation. Like all of their beers, this one sucks and is characterized by weird vegetal notes and muddled dumpster juice. Ugh. Just quit.

Dethhanger Quadruple Brown Ale

Holy hell. WTF. Brown pour. Favors? Compost. F*$#ing compost. Say what? I think they used rotten trees in this beer or the liquid from the bottom of a dumpster? Yeah, I think that’s it.

Pours a deep amber brown with a creamy off white head that laced. Aroma of dirty socks, wood, light sourness and very earthy. Flavor of musty leaves that are rotting, nuts, caramel, dirt and a light sourness. Really kind of dirty.

Orange Scorpion

(750ml bottle) cloudy medium ruby brown, no head. Hot pepper, vinegar, throat closing, gross.

Dark maroon color, zero head or lace. Aroma of spoiled vegetable stew. Rotten peas, spoiled carrots, and wilted chili peppers. Honestly not too hot; putrid is a good word.

 

[zazbnf]

This is my favorite review of the Morningwood stout.

...the beer poured a clear reddish chestnut in color, with a small tan head that dissipated fairly quickly leaving some lacing. A beautiful color really, until you double take on the fact that this is a freaking stout. Minus 0.2. The aroma can best be described as weird; kind of an industrial cleaner wood alcohol thing, a bit of armpits, pepperoncini, cardboard, cigarette butts put out in coffee cups. Flavor is light sweet, definite funky bathroomy tartness, light bitterness. Industrial cleaner, airplane glue, cardboard and very very stale, like perhaps mopped off the floor of an all-night diner, coffee. Light body, low carbonation. Not the worst smelling beer ever (fart beer wins that hands down), but it might be the worst tasting.

 

[BreezyBrew]

How is a stale nasty disgusting beer worth something? i will give you 1 penny for that beer..thats high balling dont want to insult you and low ball

It's not just some stale nasty beer. It's probably the most stale, awful, discusting beer to currently exist in a bottle that someone is willing to give up. That's one in millions. Literally.

 

[ABVIBUSRM]

It's not just some stale nasty beer. It's probably the most stale, awful, discusting beer to currently exist in a bottle that someone is willing to give up. That's one in millions. Literally.

yeah.. he should give this one in a million beer to the toilet bowl

 

[Fedora]

It's not just some stale nasty beer. It's probably the most stale, awful, discusting beer to currently exist in a bottle that someone is willing to give up. That's one in millions. Literally.

Thank you for pointing that out Breezy.
I did not offer this trade because I really expected to get anything of real monetary value, though there are certainly people out there who would pay money for it. I think eBay has proved you can sell most anything.
I offered it up just because I thought it would be fun and would cause a little stir. I've succeeded on both fronts.

Ruger and I have a nice little trade worked out. The bud is going to a good home, where it will be appreciated for what it is. I've had alot of fun and I think a five page( so far) trade thread for a single bottle of Budweiser shows it does have intrinsic value, if only for the novelty.

So to the haters,... Eat sh*t.

 

[SavoryChef]

These were my worst beers tasted to date
https://untappd.com/b/falls-city-brewing-company-billy-beer/122804

https://untappd.com/b/general-brewing-co-m-a-s-h-beer/52313

The billy beer was the best and both had excellent carbonation. I might be able to get you some billy beer ruger

 

[ABVIBUSRM]

Thank you for pointing that out Breezy.
I did not offer this trade because I really expected to get anything of real monetary value, though there are certainly people out there who would pay money for it. I think eBay has proved you can sell most anything.
I offered it up just because I thought it would be fun and would cause a little stir. I've succeeded on both fronts.

Ruger and I have a nice little trade worked out. The bud is going to a good home, where it will be appreciated for what it is. I've had alot of fun and I think a five page( so far) trade thread for a single bottle of Budweiser shows it does have intrinsic value, if only for the novelty.

So to the haters,... Eat sh*t.

i would rather eat sh$$(straight from the tap) than drink/trade a 30 year old bud..thank you sir..hope you make a killing on that

 

[coldcrash]

I hope this is a joke..if somebody takes this you need to get your brain checked..really

How is a stale nasty disgusting beer worth something? i will give you 1 penny for that beer..thats high balling dont want to insult you and low ball

yeah.. he should give this one in a million beer to the toilet bowl

i would rather eat sh$$(straight from the tap) than drink/trade a 30 year old bud..thank you sir..hope you make a killing on that

I hope you're kidding

 

[ABVIBUSRM]

I hope you're kidding

No im serious..this is an outrage and im not gonna stand for it..jesus is very mad...very very mad

 

[coldcrash]

No im serious..this is an outrage and im not gonna stand for it..jesus is very mad...very very mad

So... Wait... Is that a yes or a no?

 

[BreezyBrew]

No im serious..this is an outrage and im not gonna stand for it..jesus is very mad...very very mad

It's all fun and games until someone references Jesus.

 

[grathan]

I drank a Bud Millennial bottle the other day that I found in the garage loft.

If you do decide to drink it, make sure the stuff that is in the bottom stays in the bottom.

 

[ABVIBUSRM]

It's all fun and games until someone references Jesus.[/QU

Im sorry..sometimes this homebrew just grabs ya by the balls..lo siento.

 

[mkyl428]

This is my favorite review of the Morningwood stout.

ROTFL aroma of cigarette butts put out in coffee cups, definite funky bathroomy tartness hahaha I almost pissed myself I laughed so hard

 

[bob1852]

I drank a Bud Millennial bottle the other day that I found in the garage loft.

If you do decide to drink it, make sure the stuff that is in the bottom stays in the bottom.

I've a can of that. Born on date : October 5, 1999

 

[ChefRex]

I drank a Bud Millennial bottle the other day that I found in the garage loft.

If you do decide to drink it, make sure the stuff that is in the bottom stays in the bottom.

No ****, it's just like home brew.

 

[BreezyBrew]

It's all fun and games until someone references Jesus.[/QU

Im sorry..sometimes this homebrew just grabs ya by the balls..lo siento.

LOL its all good. Just messing.

 

[BreezyBrew]

It's all fun and games until someone references Jesus.[/QU

Im sorry..sometimes this homebrew just grabs ya by the balls..lo siento.

LOL its all good. Just messing.

 

[ABVIBUSRM]

I am srry yall for trolling...i love you

 

[ABVIBUSRM]

Well i feel nobody needs that 30+ year old bud as much as me so since i put somuch work trolling i think i deserve that novelty...i love you all soory in advance