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deks77

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shmbo is on to me I passed out last month with the immersion cooler going, now im getting grilled why we burnt up an extra 2000 gallons of water lol .. Glad I had the pressure washer out LOL. Grass looks great in that spot though.
 
I dozed off once while, erm, "yodeling in the gully" or "dining at the Y" if you will... We were out all night at the funky Buddha and I had quite a few drinks in me so I more or less got away with it. Needless to say I've never chanced it again. Nowadays I like to "espresso up" before strapping on the feed bag, which I do quite often.
 
I once fell asleep while boiling eggs one night. I used to fight wildfires and we just finished an assignment, 21 consecutive 17 hour days, and got back to home base excited for our days off so I drank about a 12'r before putting the pot on the stove. I woke up about 3 hours later to loud explosions and egg shrapnel flying all around the kitchen..apparently when you let all the water evaporate out of a pan the (now black) eggs do literally explode. I'm amazed I didn't burn the station down, and even more amazed I didn't wake up any of my crew members. That was a level of stupid I haven't hit since!
 
I work 2nd shift so I thought one night at 11pm when I got off it would be wise to start a brew. It boiled until about 9am lol.
 
I think the longest I ever worked was 32 hours. (Arrest at the end of tour, court all day, another tour, tv interview) I wasn't brewing then, but when I went to bed in the morning, I asked my room-mate to wake me for dinner. When I woke at 10pm, I was annoyed that he hadn't woken me. He explained that he spoke to me, which always sufficed, even shook me to no avail. That's happened two other times, both when doing long watches underway.
 
Once I had been duck hunting hard for about 15 days straight and was out for an afternoon/evening hunt. I fell asleep in the blind and woke up at 2am. Just went back to sleep and hunted again at sunrise.
 
ALMOST FORGOT! Two years ago, a good friend of mine came back to town to visit for the Thanksgiving Christmas holiday marathon after a long time away. He gets in and we immediately hit the bars, off to another friends house, back to the bars, another friends place, a couple *ahem* gentlemens clubs, then I finally stumble into my apartment around 4ish-AM. SWMBO wakes up to find a trail of bread crumbs, so to speak: front door, case of beer, 2 steps away are my shoes, 2 steps further are my pants, 2 more are my boxers, shirt, etc until she finds me on the bathroom floor (not throwing up, for some reason thats always my go to blackout sleeping spot..?) Any who, I wake up at noon and get into the shower to wash off the glitter and shame only to be confronted by the most angry wife imaginable. Confused, I say some dumb s**t like 'calm down, its just thanksgiving I don't really want to go to your families place either' just to find out I slept for ~24 hours and I missed the festivities....still wondering how I ended up getting off the couch after that :drunk::no:.........:mug:
 
Dozed off on the front porch one warm spring afternoon. Woke up with a goat climbing into my lap, another chewing my book, and a third browsing on my popcorn. Goats are weird. At least they didn't spill my beer.

Edit: Forgot to mention. I don't keep goats. My neighbors don't keep goats. Never saw them again.
 
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Dozed off on the front porch one warm spring afternoon. Woke up with a goat climbing into my lap, another chewing my book, and a third browsing on my popcorn. Goats are weird. At least they didn't spill my beer.

Edit: Forgot to mention. I don't keep goats. My neighbors don't keep goats. Never saw them again.


If I didn’t keep goats and didn’t know anyone nearby who did, my freezer would have gotten a deposit.
 
Dozed off on the front porch one warm spring afternoon. Woke up with a goat climbing into my lap, another chewing my book, and a third browsing on my popcorn. Goats are weird. At least they didn't spill my beer.

Edit: Forgot to mention. I don't keep goats. My neighbors don't keep goats. Never saw them again.

So you're the one who started that fad... :goat:

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