dumbest movie moments ever

[cheezydemon3]

the descent 2......

cop: "2 days ago you and your friends left on a caving expedition....and you never came back....."

girl: * silent, although she realizes... that she must have come back*

I know there are dumber but this 1 just really struck me......

 

[jasonsbeer]

All of Zardoz is the dumbest movie moment ever.

 

[nukebrewer]

Not a movie, but a show that just started. Last Resort. I'm a submariner, so just trust me when I say that everything on that show relating to submarines is complete BS. Well, not everything. We do have submarines and they do go underwater.

 

[cheezydemon3]

All of Zardoz is the dumbest movie moment ever.

Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONibuODQWkY

god damn! you one up'ed me.lol This was not to be the worst moments in film ever thread,however you may have introduced us to the absolute worst film ever.

 

[annasdadhockey]

I think I have to rent that film. ZARDOZ!!!!!!

 

[Homercidal]

I just HAVE to watch that film now.

My 2 cents? COSMOS: War of the Planets. You can do a google search and watch it in it's entirety because nobody will lay claim to it.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Well, since this has been jacked.....

Nothing gets dumber than Troll 2. (a cliche' I know, but god DAMN it is effing stupid)

When the kid's dead grandfather STOPS EFFING TIME to tell the kid stuff, but can't save them from some retarded cannibal midgets........so the kid PEES on their food, thus convincing them not to eat for 4 DAYS......4 DAYS. No one thinks it is that wierd. No one screams for a taco bell run, they just occasionally admonish the kid for peeing on the food.

worst acting imaginable.

It is damned near unwatchable.

 

[dataz722]

All of Zardoz is the dumbest movie moment ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONibuODQWkY

Holy hell, I have got to see that movie.

 

[The_Dog_42]

Black shampoo for the worst movie ever.

If you've ever had the urge to see a gay white male hairdresser sodomized with a hot curling iron, this is the movie for you.

...I didn't have that urge but I will forever be haunted by the knowledge of what happened behind that black screen...

 

[TyTanium]

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

 

[paulster2626]

Oh, and all of Jar Jar.

 

[david_42]

"Evolution" is so stupid, I walked out after about 20 minutes.

 

[captwalt]

"nilbog is goblin spelled backwords!!!!!!!!!!!"
"coffee is the devils drink we only drink nilbog milk"

Goblin was a terrible movie

Although, i believe the film was called "blood diner", was pretty bad as well and this guy says to some frankenstien woman thing "why dont you tell me your name before I put my sausage in you". terrible film

 

[cheezydemon3]

Well......i could think of a BUNCH or horrible movies.

Robot Jox was epically bad.
Howard's End lasted 14.5 hours if my recollection is correct. Would rather have my fingernails hydraulically pulled out than sit through it again.

Star Wars 1,2&3 ALL sucked.

 

[Homercidal]

Star Wars 1,2&3 ALL sucked.

This is true, but you have to admit, Ep3 was the least sucky of them.

But as long as we are talking about dumb movie moments, why not recollect the Star Wars Christmas Special? The dumbest Star Wars movie moment was when they sat around the table dreaming up that steaming pile.

 

[gak27]

"Hold me..."

 

[captwalt]

Why is everybody always busting on star wars.

"Oh JarJar, everyone hates you but me" - comic book guy

 

[iaefebs]

All of Zardoz is the dumbest movie moment ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0

You should have watched in 1974. It was a trip.

 

[kh54s10]

Driven with Sylvester Stallone is near the top of my list for all time worst movies.

So for a bad line... Just pick one!

 

[emiller0408]

Forces of Nature....worst movie ever.

 

[emiller0408]

Driven with Sylvester Stallone is near the top of my list for all time worst movies.

So for a bad line... Just pick one!

Yeah that is a really bad one.

 

[captwalt]

It certainly was no "Over The Top"

 

[phenry]

 

[Homercidal]

Oh man that was a great movie!!!



Especially that scene...

 

[Jeepinctbrewer]

Jeff who lives @ home!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

C'mon... you guys have seen this right?

[ame]http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e2378d648e/worst-death-scene-ever[/ame]

 

[jasonsbeer]

C'mon... you guys have seen this right?

Uhhhh, yeah, ummmmm, yeah.

 

[paulster2626]

C'mon... you guys have seen this right?

Video Link: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e2378d648e/worst-death-scene-ever

When I go out, I wanna go out like that.

 

[Ctayl9jq]

Do yourselves a favor and rent shoot em up.

 

[JonM]

Rumble in the Bronx - bad guys are running from the NYPD and bad guys somehow get a hold of a hovercraft, which they drive through the streets Manhattan. Head cop says "We'll never stop him now!" So Jackie Chan steals a Lamborghini, crashes it so that one of the doors gets ripped off, grabs a super elaborate sword, and sticks it out the now-doorless door opening. He then drives up to the the hovercraft and, using the sword, slices the hovercraft bag open.

And that's how you stop a hovercraft in downtown Manhattan. No other way will work. Can't shoot it or park a truck in its path. Gotta use the doorless sports car/big-ass sword method.