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Don't upgrade equipment and change your process without writing down all of the new steps. Like needing to use the O2 stone to aerate the beer since it no longer splashes into the fermenter. And then waking up in a cold sweat at midnight because you forgot to aerate the wort! It'll still beer, but...

Don't do that.
 
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Don't drink home-brew in great quantities while deep cleaning AND reassembling kegs.

You might put your beer float on the gas in instead of the beer out. You might spend a week confused why beer keeps creeping up the CO2 line, the pressures keep bouncing around, and it makes this weird bubbling sound whenever you open up the line to add gas to the keg. You might lose a 5# tank of CO2 thinking there is a leak somewhere in the system (causing you to change the O-rings on every keg, which probably should have been done anyway), while it's really because of the crazy pressure vacillations and keg purging you have done all week.

Don't do that.
 

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Don't drink home-brew in great quantities while deep cleaning AND reassembling kegs.

You might put your beer float on the gas in instead of the beer out. You might spend a week confused why beer keeps creeping up the CO2 line, the pressures keep bouncing around, and it makes this weird bubbling sound whenever you open up the line to add gas to the keg. You might lose a 5# tank of CO2 thinking there is a leak somewhere in the system (causing you to change the O-rings on every keg, which probably should have been done anyway), while it's really because of the crazy pressure vacillations and keg purging you have done all week.

Don't do that.
LOL I've put the floating dip tube on the gas before too! Made for a very interesting transfer into the keg through the short stub of the liquid post!
 

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Don't drink home-brew in great quantities while deep cleaning AND reassembling kegs.

You might put your beer float on the gas in instead of the beer out. You might spend a week confused why beer keeps creeping up the CO2 line, the pressures keep bouncing around, and it makes this weird bubbling sound whenever you open up the line to add gas to the keg. You might lose a 5# tank of CO2 thinking there is a leak somewhere in the system (causing you to change the O-rings on every keg, which probably should have been done anyway), while it's really because of the crazy pressure vacillations and keg purging you have done all week.

Don't do that.
I learnt that it's better to not drink while brewing or doing anything homebrew related hahahaha
 

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I learnt that it's better to not drink while brewing or doing anything homebrew related hahahaha
+1 to that! I even wait until I'm done cleaning up before having my first beer. Hot PBW + eyes = bad.

Which does, however, mean I can only blame my disasters on my own incompetence...

The Kölsch that went into the fermenter with 1/3 of the 5 gal batch at 212F turned out great. I guess that's why they say RDWHAHB..
 

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I dunno.... i feel like there is a magical Mendoza line with brewing & drinking...

Just like drinking and golfing, or drinking and playing darts, or drinking and bowling, or drinking and playing pool, or drinking and having dinner at the in-laws house.....

The right amount and i become amazing. Too much, and it's disaster!
 

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Don't do this:

I have quick connects for both water and wort on plate cooler, different type of fitting for the two, but apparently the water one will go on the wort one, (but not vice versa). Anyway, I opened the water valve and saw the flow going the wrong way. Stopped it pretty quick, but not before adding a couple gallons water to fresh wort. I had a hydro sample from post boil, it was 1.062, diluted it down to 1.050, barely fits in 12.5 gallon fermentor.

It should be OK, some would even say better at lower ABV. But to me it is a screw up to an otherwise smooth brew day. Batch #104 in 2 1/2 years, still finding ways to fail!
 

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Woof. What kinda "different" fittings would allow that?
fwiw, I have GHT QDs on the water side and 1/2" male camlocks on the wort side. On my dumbest day I couldn't defeat it ;)

Cheers!
 

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^^^Half inch SS quick connects for wort, old style fancy brass garden hose quick connects on water side. Don't worry, I won't do it again, even on off day.
 

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When working with a re-circulation pump for the first time, assume the QD ball lock on the exit port of the pump has engaged fully because it looks engaged. Don't do that.

At least it didn't fly off, just dumped half a pint of hot, sweet wort all over the chair the pump was resting on. Hit my targets spot on today and got a BIAB mash efficiency of 81% for a change.
 
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When getting used kegs, don't assume that the parts are still standard.

You might find yourself making a specialized tap system with a gas post, because whoever reassembled the keg put the wrong post in the beer out. And your keg was already full of beer that you can't open and expose to oxygen just to change it to a standard QD size.

Don't do that.
 

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Got a new one. Fill your fermenter and turn the glycol pump on. Then get frustrated for 20 minutes because you can’t figure out why the temperature isn’t going down, only to realize you never inserted the temperature probe into the thermowell and the temp is actually 10 degrees too low now. Don’t do that...
 

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Got a new one. Fill your fermenter and turn the glycol pump on. Then get frustrated for 20 minutes because you can’t figure out why the temperature isn’t going down, only to realize you never inserted the temperature probe into the thermowell and the temp is actually 10 degrees too low now. Don’t do that...
Two posts in under two weeks, You need to go Santa on this before something serious goes wrong and you accidentally brew a batch of Coors Lite.

You've gotta be making a list, checkin' it twice, otherwise your beer won't be fruity and nice. Or go full lock-out-tag-out on your valves.
 

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Two posts in under two weeks, You need to go Santa on this before something serious goes wrong and you accidentally brew a batch of Coors Lite.

You've gotta be making a list, checkin' it twice, otherwise your beer won't be fruity and nice. Or go full lock-out-tag-out on your valves.
Haha, well the first two scenarios I posted didn’t involve wort/beer, so no danger to the product. Those were just stupid mistakes working with new equipment and not thinking through what I was doing.

On my temp probe mistake yesterday, luckily I hadn’t pitched the yeast yet. I was cooling my wort down to lager fermentation temps first, so my mistake just meant the yeast ended up rehydrating longer until I could get the wort temp back up.

I have been using a checklist for my brew days, though, but there’s only so much detail I will go into.
 

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Don't: set fermentation chamber to 80F with heater plugged in but temperature reducer unplugged, while leaving it fully insulated (figured it was winter and 65F ambient so wouldn't need the refrigerator part powered.)

Do: use WLP644/OYL200, so it doesn't really even matter when it hits 90F! The NEIPAs were ready to drink on day 10. It's my go-to yeast for anything in which tropical fruit aroma is desirable (IPA, NEIPA, PA). The only currently known POF- and STA+ (minimally diastatic, not nearly like WLP3711 / Belle Saison) strain available, and highly tolerant of high temperatures.
 

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The only currently known POF- and STA+ (minimally diastatic, not nearly like WLP3711 / Belle Saison) strain available, and highly tolerant of high temperatures.
Not quite - Omega have Gulo, a hybrid of their Irish yeast and French Saison which is diastatic and non-phenolic.

More recently Escarpment have just released Jotunn, which is a hybrid between a kveik and saison - it's not clear whether it's phenolic or not, looks like it may be a bit "Fruit Salad, light spice... A rare combination of diastatic and flocculent, making it a Saison yeast that is easy to crop and repitch. Expressive fruitiness but low banana ester."

Also WLP026 is a member of the saison family that has a STA1 (but crippled like a lot of them are) and is meant to be POF- (but opinions seem a bit mixed on that, I've not used it)
 

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Don't cash in on the whole COVID pandemic and start selling fresh wort kits to people without booze and then make too many cubes and have so many left over that you've been drinking the same pale ale you have in the cubes for 6 months and then when you want to brew a different beer again you've kinda forgotten the process because just pouring out a cube and adding some S-04 takes 2 minutes.

Don't do that.
 

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My 6 gallon sugar wash with 10 lbs of white sugar seemed be fermenting a bit slow compared to previous batches, so on day 3 I decided to add 2 tablespoons of fresh dry yeast. I grabbed my drill-powered mixing spoon to mix it up and within 2 seconds it started foaming up violently, erupting about a half gallon of sticky sugar water and foam all over the washer and dryer, running down the sides and flooding the floor.

Oh yeah, it was 11:00 last night and I had enjoyed a few beers before deciding to add the yeast. I had it mostly cleaned up by 1:00 when I finally called it quits. All night long the sheets were sticking to my feet, and this morning my wife discovered the floor in the hallway and laundry room were sticky. I'm stalling now, but I have orders to clean the floors all over again.


Don't do that.
 

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My 6 gallon sugar wash with 10 lbs of white sugar seemed be fermenting a bit slow compared to previous batches, so on day 3 I decided to add 2 tablespoons of fresh dry yeast. I grabbed my drill-powered mixing spoon to mix it up and within 2 seconds it started foaming up violently, erupting about a half gallon of sticky sugar water and foam all over the washer and dryer, running down the sides and flooding the floor.

Oh yeah, it was 11:00 last night and I had enjoyed a few beers before deciding to add the yeast. I had it mostly cleaned up by 1:00 when I finally called it quits. All night long the sheets were sticking to my feet, and this morning my wife discovered the floor in the hallway and laundry room were sticky. I'm stalling now, but I have orders to clean the floors all over again.


Don't do that.
Jayjay - Yet one more reason not to fraternize with Satan.
 

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