Does BMC really taste like piss?
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Well,judging from my tastebuds over the decades,American lager/pilsner doesn't have that "good beer" flavor anymore. The very remembrance of which got me started in home brewing. Too light & ultimately pointless imo. Canadian beer tastes like ours with more crystal malt & green,immature hop flavors added. After cracking my first of New Belgium's Fat tire after finally getting bombers of it in Ohio,those beers are rapidly getting shoved to the back of the line! If their Ranger IPA is as good,at $2.99 per bomber,BMC's have just lost more ground...
I think the fact it often looks and smells like piss, that people equate it to that. Course, everybody knows it tastes like Shi*!..
I think urine is the second most drank drink around here. Shirley, they're not just talking out their asses.
I put asparagus in my coffee.
it would never work. the asparagus spears would get stuck in the Vortex Bottles. I got an uncle that lost a nostril that way...
how about instead of mountains, we do a Great Dane hunched over like he's gonna poop. then when the temp is right, then the dog log shows up... plaid.
alane1
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We are talking out of our asses, and don't call me Shirley!!!
When the snow turns yellow, it's ready?
Or the other way around :fro:
So what's a good vegetable beer to make. I've done a little with peppers already. Damn TR. Not asspairagoose. Not okra. We've seen how well that doesn't twerkout. Valiant effort, though. And no damn tomato beer. I hear people use cukes. I like cukes. What about beans? Does beans count as a vegetable?
beans are a legume. I just thought I'd share...
hedge_87
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So... To get a consitant product we could have everybody on hbt piss in a bucket combine it at the end of the month then bottle, cap, and distribute.... We can call it triple hopped, cold brewed (no boil involved), filtered (liver and kidneys), force carbed (pissing really hard).
it'd come out a Sour BIPA that was "cloyingly sweet".
hedge_87
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So we have a sour BIPA, a great marketing campaign (Great Dane riding Megan fox), and unlimited supply thanks to our friends at hbt resulting in a crazy profit margin. All we need is a name. Any suggestions?
gratus fermentatio
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alane1
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In all fairness to bmc it takes an amazing brewing technique and precise quality control to make a product that tastes like urine.
I watched a survival type show on the tv last year...at the very beginning they found a full can of macrobrew and dumped it on the ground to use it for a fire boiler
Later in the show one of them drank his own urine, because they couldnt locate water...
Later in the show one of them drank his own urine, because they couldnt locate water...
/tsp, tsp, tsp... Toasted grain, toffee, chocolate, sweet malt and a hint of salted caramel with subtle notes of honey. My pee is delicious!
hedge_87
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Glad somebody actually tried it!!! That's what I've been waiting on. Any idea on abv? I'm tired oft buddies drinking all my homebrew on card night (it's free you know). Figurei can dedicate a keg to this.
10%.
hedge_87
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Is that normal? I was hoping for a 3.2% to help us find our target audience. Of course the way my day went and the night is going it's going to be a 12-14% morning for me.
Saturation. There comes a point where the alcohol is just passing through. 
gratus fermentatio
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hedge_87
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Nice! So there have been studies on drinking urine! Just not a side by side comparison to BMC. I wonder how hard that was to sell to the test subjects? Or do you think those studies where "double blind studies"
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