Deep Drunken Thoughts

[DrunkleJon]

They say we have 5 senses. Why is it that 4 of them are based on the head entirely. Sight. Smell. Taste. Hearing. Touch is there too.

Only touch is located elsewhere. What if there are more senses that we dont know about because we dont pay attention to what our elbows tell us or maybe our navels.

 

[day_trippr]

Anyone in a committed relationship knows there's a sixth sense.

It's called "foreboding"...

Cheers!

 

[DrunkleJon]

Here's another. Beer can oxidize. So does wine. Can liquor? Or ia it a little too pure to do so?

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Why do the hems on my tshirts turn inside out?
And how, when I turn the entire shirt inside out to prevent aforementioned hem problem, do some of my shirts turn right side out whilst drying in the dryer?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I'm gonna make tiny little quilts to keep your butthole warm in the winter. gonna call them The Anus Blanket. next fall I'm gonna release the BallShawll.

 

[vanishingpint]

Hope that Ballshawll is padded to prevent Berry Pawnch.

 

[slym2none]

I'm gonna make tiny little quilts to keep your butthole warm in the winter. gonna call them The Anus Blanket. next fall I'm gonna release the BallShawll.

If you hadn't wondered how yours balls would looked shaven, you'd not need a BallShawl.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Ever get so drunk that you wake up the next day still drunk?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Ever get so drunk that you wake up the next day still drunk?

yes.ipe:

 

[smurfjuice]

When folks say with a big squash ... " I had a rough night. " i say , no, the night was great, its that the morning' sucked ... :cross: ...

 

[Beernik]

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush... Unless you can kill two birds with one stone. Then you got three birds.

**** yeah!

 

[ChefRex]

Ever get so drunk that you wake up the next day still drunk?

I thought that was the object of drinking to excess

 

[gratus fermentatio]

I'm gonna make tiny little quilts to keep your butthole warm in the winter. gonna call them The Anus Blanket. next fall I'm gonna release the BallShawll.

Ballsawl has been done:

 

[Beernik]

All variety packs should enable me to drink a black & tan/blonde.

Tonight I'm settling for a brown & amber.

It's just not the same.

 

[noggins]

are nasty

 

[Beernik]

Why has there never been a character named Dr. Hu on Doctor Who?

 

[Beernik]

Formic acid = ant acid

 

[noggins]

all of man's greatest achievements happened by accident probably

 

[gratus fermentatio]

all of man's greatest achievements happened by accident probably

Not all of them. The moon landing was a concerted effort, made possible by the efforts of thousands & paid for by millions.
Regards, GF.

 

[smurfjuice]

Aaargghh, i can't feel my foot ...... wait, my arms aren't long nuff'...

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Why are there no midget terrorists?

 

[harleybug88]

Why are there no midget terrorists?

Because goats are easier to recruit.

 

[Psylocide]

why are there no midget terrorists?

 

[Beernik]

If it wasn't 110F outside, no one in Phoenix would drink the water. i swear it tastes like its been through a swimming pool first.

 

[day_trippr]

Speaking of drunken thoughts (maybe not deep, considering who's involved) but as the feral cave dwellers that hang out here are uniquely equipped to participate, I'm gonna paste this link here...

http://time.com/3987871/fox-republican-debate-drinking-game/

Cheers!

 

[brew_ny]

Why are there no midget terrorists?

cannot carry enough explosives to be good suicide bombers ?

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Nobody has ever been in an empty room.

The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.

 

[Ozarks Mountain Brewery]

If 95% of all species end up extincted, how long do we humans have ?

 

[noggins]

If 95% of all species end up extincted, how long do we humans have ?

exactly long enough to evolve into pure energy

 

[DrunkleJon]

I said it in the alchie thread. Here it is again. It seems to fit better here.

I am watching Running Man. Why is it in movies that latin characters narrate whatever is going on in their 'native language' when things get tense? Is this an authentic generalization or just showbiz racism?

 

[slym2none]

I saw this in another thread, but decided to post here. And I am not even drunk.

If you guys like Björk, give Of Monsters & Men a try - an Icelandic indie-folk-rock band, and the female lead looks like she could be Björk's daughter, and sings like an angel.

 

[Gnomebrewer]

I saw this in another thread, but decided to post here. And I am not even drunk.

If you guys like Björk, give Of Monsters & Men a try - an Icelandic indie-folk-rock band, and the female lead looks like she could be Björk's daughter, and sings like an angel.

They are very, very well known in Australia. Great band.

 

[Gnomebrewer]

Why are there no midget terrorists?

I'm short on answers to that one.....

 

[Homercidal]

And suddenly it occurs to me that the depths of human lows are sometimes but a hairs breadth from becoming an unimaginable high. As if one could almost reach just a little bit more and achieve ultimate ecstasy. You push on towards the black of oblivion, never quite reaching it, but reveling in the hurt, the bleakness. And in that loathsome void you yet feel that gratification of pleasure and you imagine it could wash over you a drown you in it's sweet, chaotic maelstrom of opposing emotions, leaving behind an absolute calm; a complete nothing that could never threaten to tear you apart at your core.

 

[BKamp1457]

Ever think about that last fruit loop at the bottom of the bag that gets missed and thrown out with the box? From the growing of grains, mixing ingredients at the factory, packaging, shipping, to the shelf at the store, the car ride to my house, then two weeks later when I pour one last bowl full from the box...and that one fruit loop stays behind and gets tossed in the trash along with the box. Godspeed fruit loop.

 

[slym2none]

No such thing, man. I take the bag out of the box & shake out all the sugar-dust over the last bowl!

 

[Beernik]

My phone is dead. Just my luck to die one month before the new iPhones come out.

 

[JONNYROTTEN]

If I use a forever stamp will my package ever reach its destination?

 

[Kent88]

What are the limits of genetic engineering? Can we make kernels of corn that taste like blueberries? Peaches? If both, can we alternate between the 2? Maybe make the ear predominantly blueberry and every 3rd kernel can be peach?

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Why is there a USPS "Cinco de Mayo" stamp? Or a "Chinese New Year" stamp? What's next, a "Bolshevik Revolution" stamp?
:smack: