Deep Drunken Thoughts

[DrunkleJon]

What language does the internal voice (your thoughts) of a person who is completely deaf from birth speak in? What do the dreams of a person who has been blind from birth look like?

Why won't those damn kids stay off my lawn?

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Why won't those damn kids stay off my lawn?

Try this:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/23/high-pitch-only-teens-can_n_98304.html

Regards, GF.

 

[harleybug88]

What would Jack Handy say?

 

[brew_ny]

Why won't those damn kids stay off my lawn?

bad up bringing

 

[slym2none]

Why won't my lawn stay off the kids?

Pervert lawn...

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I don't like people. I don't like them talking to me in public. I don't like their opinions. I don't care what's happening in my neighbors lives. I don't care what's happening in my coworkers lives. most of the time when people talk around me, I want to brain them with a hammer. I don't like people. ironically enough, I can like a person.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

What language does the internal voice (your thoughts) of a person who is completely deaf from birth speak in? What do the dreams of a person who has been blind from birth look like?

Why won't those damn kids stay off my lawn?

I read a book that was written by an Australian & oftentimes while I was reading, there was a voice in my head speaking what I was reading with an Aussie accent. It was weird.
Regards, GF.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Why is the pitch of a automobile horn directly proportional to the size of the car? Trucks tend to have deeper horns, small cars are more delecate and high pitched/road runnery, motorcycles and scooters too.

 

[Psylocide]

Why is the pitch of a automobile horn directly proportional to the size of the car? Trucks tend to have deeper horns, small cars are more delecate and high pitched/road runnery, motorcycles and scooters too.

Ooh... my '98 4Runner has a definite "girl horn."

It's embarrassing.

My '83 Olds Delta 88 has an aftermarket train horn, which is fitting.

 

[harleybug88]

Why do clown horns sound so creepy, while other horns sound normal?

 

[DrunkleJon]

They say we have 5 senses. Why is it that 4 of them are based on the head entirely. Sight. Smell. Taste. Hearing. Touch is there too.

Only touch is located elsewhere. What if there are more senses that we dont know about because we dont pay attention to what our elbows tell us or maybe our navels.

 

[day_trippr]

Anyone in a committed relationship knows there's a sixth sense.

It's called "foreboding"...

Cheers!

 

[DrunkleJon]

Here's another. Beer can oxidize. So does wine. Can liquor? Or ia it a little too pure to do so?

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Why do the hems on my tshirts turn inside out?
And how, when I turn the entire shirt inside out to prevent aforementioned hem problem, do some of my shirts turn right side out whilst drying in the dryer?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I'm gonna make tiny little quilts to keep your butthole warm in the winter. gonna call them The Anus Blanket. next fall I'm gonna release the BallShawll.

 

[vanishingpint]

Hope that Ballshawll is padded to prevent Berry Pawnch.

 

[slym2none]

I'm gonna make tiny little quilts to keep your butthole warm in the winter. gonna call them The Anus Blanket. next fall I'm gonna release the BallShawll.

If you hadn't wondered how yours balls would looked shaven, you'd not need a BallShawl.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Ever get so drunk that you wake up the next day still drunk?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Ever get so drunk that you wake up the next day still drunk?

yes.ipe:

 

[smurfjuice]

When folks say with a big squash ... " I had a rough night. " i say , no, the night was great, its that the morning' sucked ... :cross: ...

 

[Beernik]

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush... Unless you can kill two birds with one stone. Then you got three birds.

**** yeah!

 

[ChefRex]

Ever get so drunk that you wake up the next day still drunk?

I thought that was the object of drinking to excess

 

[gratus fermentatio]

I'm gonna make tiny little quilts to keep your butthole warm in the winter. gonna call them The Anus Blanket. next fall I'm gonna release the BallShawll.

Ballsawl has been done:

 

[Beernik]

All variety packs should enable me to drink a black & tan/blonde.

Tonight I'm settling for a brown & amber.

It's just not the same.

 

[noggins]

are nasty

 

[Beernik]

Why has there never been a character named Dr. Hu on Doctor Who?

 

[Beernik]

Formic acid = ant acid

 

[noggins]

all of man's greatest achievements happened by accident probably

 

[gratus fermentatio]

all of man's greatest achievements happened by accident probably

Not all of them. The moon landing was a concerted effort, made possible by the efforts of thousands & paid for by millions.
Regards, GF.

 

[smurfjuice]

Aaargghh, i can't feel my foot ...... wait, my arms aren't long nuff'...