Deep Drunken Thoughts

[gratus fermentatio]

Why are there no midget terrorists?

 

[harleybug88]

Why are there no midget terrorists?

Because goats are easier to recruit.

 

[Psylocide]

why are there no midget terrorists?

 

[Beernik]

If it wasn't 110F outside, no one in Phoenix would drink the water. i swear it tastes like its been through a swimming pool first.

 

[day_trippr]

Speaking of drunken thoughts (maybe not deep, considering who's involved) but as the feral cave dwellers that hang out here are uniquely equipped to participate, I'm gonna paste this link here...

http://time.com/3987871/fox-republican-debate-drinking-game/

Cheers!

 

[brew_ny]

Why are there no midget terrorists?

cannot carry enough explosives to be good suicide bombers ?

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Nobody has ever been in an empty room.

The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.

 

[Ozarks Mountain Brewery]

If 95% of all species end up extincted, how long do we humans have ?

 

[noggins]

If 95% of all species end up extincted, how long do we humans have ?

exactly long enough to evolve into pure energy

 

[DrunkleJon]

I said it in the alchie thread. Here it is again. It seems to fit better here.

I am watching Running Man. Why is it in movies that latin characters narrate whatever is going on in their 'native language' when things get tense? Is this an authentic generalization or just showbiz racism?

 

[slym2none]

I saw this in another thread, but decided to post here. And I am not even drunk.

If you guys like Björk, give Of Monsters & Men a try - an Icelandic indie-folk-rock band, and the female lead looks like she could be Björk's daughter, and sings like an angel.

 

[Gnomebrewer]

I saw this in another thread, but decided to post here. And I am not even drunk.

If you guys like Björk, give Of Monsters & Men a try - an Icelandic indie-folk-rock band, and the female lead looks like she could be Björk's daughter, and sings like an angel.

They are very, very well known in Australia. Great band.

 

[Gnomebrewer]

Why are there no midget terrorists?

I'm short on answers to that one.....

 

[Homercidal]

And suddenly it occurs to me that the depths of human lows are sometimes but a hairs breadth from becoming an unimaginable high. As if one could almost reach just a little bit more and achieve ultimate ecstasy. You push on towards the black of oblivion, never quite reaching it, but reveling in the hurt, the bleakness. And in that loathsome void you yet feel that gratification of pleasure and you imagine it could wash over you a drown you in it's sweet, chaotic maelstrom of opposing emotions, leaving behind an absolute calm; a complete nothing that could never threaten to tear you apart at your core.

 

[BKamp1457]

Ever think about that last fruit loop at the bottom of the bag that gets missed and thrown out with the box? From the growing of grains, mixing ingredients at the factory, packaging, shipping, to the shelf at the store, the car ride to my house, then two weeks later when I pour one last bowl full from the box...and that one fruit loop stays behind and gets tossed in the trash along with the box. Godspeed fruit loop.

 

[slym2none]

No such thing, man. I take the bag out of the box & shake out all the sugar-dust over the last bowl!

 

[Beernik]

My phone is dead. Just my luck to die one month before the new iPhones come out.

 

[JONNYROTTEN]

If I use a forever stamp will my package ever reach its destination?

 

[Kent88]

What are the limits of genetic engineering? Can we make kernels of corn that taste like blueberries? Peaches? If both, can we alternate between the 2? Maybe make the ear predominantly blueberry and every 3rd kernel can be peach?

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Why is there a USPS "Cinco de Mayo" stamp? Or a "Chinese New Year" stamp? What's next, a "Bolshevik Revolution" stamp?
:smack:

 

[harleybug88]

Have you ever been told that your toes look like gas pumps?

 

[1977Brewer]

Why is there a USPS "Cinco de Mayo" stamp? Or a "Chinese New Year" stamp? What's next, a "Bolshevik Revolution" stamp?
:smack:

Because both cultures, while they have roots in other countries, have a significant slice of this amazing pie we call America?

Dunno, not sure, definitely not the product of immigration of any sort.

 

[smurfjuice]

Have you ever been told that your toes look like gas pumps?

No, but mine look like broken fingers ... :rockin:

 

[gratus fermentatio]

If you put a pair of gloves on a child's feet, said child will automatically imitate a monkey.
Regards, GF.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

If 6 or more people stand in a circle long enough, they will begin to dance.

No one ever actually liked "Achy Breaky". I refuse to think otherwise. If someone somewhere actually did, it would be a solid argument for the existence of Satan, and I would be forced to once again reconsider my agnosticism.

Robin Wright Penn seems to get hotter the older she gets.

Kohlrabi has been available for decades, and I was only exposed to it a few weeks ago. Unfair.

Remember purchasing your last computer? Remember that Styrofoam they put in the computer box? Tell me you didn't squander the opportunity to break it over SWMBOs head. Great dramatic cracking noise with absolutely no injury.

 

[Beernik]

Thinking about taking 10 gallons of water to a Catholic priest for blessing. If he gives me a quizzical look, I'll just say, "I don't need your help for everything."

 

[Beernik]

I'm still really bitter about the lack of rap on MTV in the 80s and the De La Soul vs. Turtles decision.

I need to let that **** go.

 

[slym2none]

Can the dibble switch the light from dark to never being there at alll?

 

[lucas75_75]

if plants screamed when we pulled their fruit would we enjoy them as much?

 

[Psylocide]

if plants screamed when we pulled their fruit would we enjoy them as much?

Is it bad if you answered "more?"