Anybody up for a riddle?

[madscientist451]

Hickory, Dickory, dock,
The Penn State Coach pulled out his....

Oh sorry, that's a Limerick not a riddle.

 

[Blue-Frog]

Well if a is e as in if

Door number three you will experience three hungry man eating lions. They ain't ate in three months and that ain't no lying.

be actually

Door number three you will experience three hungry men eating lions. They ain't ate in three months and that ain't no lying.

I'd open Door # three...

(or just stay at home in my room w/3 doors becaz I'm a farmer & well, uh, I gotta pea)

 

[Dan]

Thankyou, you got it right
Lions ain't ate in three months
They"d be dead on sight

 

[Dan]

New Years all to the riddle thread
Shame on you if you think it dead
For your brains to get a little peaked
Let me give you a simple riddle tweak


Stronger than any beast,
,Rougher than any sea.
Steadier than a favorable wind,
and of me none shall be free


. My answer it might not be right
I'll give mine
the first person who gives me their insight

It's a fair commitment
For your heart do you extent it,
Son?!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Time?

 

[Dan]

GF! That's outasight. You got the first 2017 riddle just right.

 

[Dan]

Below I can go more than one hundred feet
Through earth, through rock, but my feet don't sink.
Nothing to do with this riddle though
Words got caught in a magic flow
Put a not line above the words before
Otherwise you'll go for the wrong door
Is this a riddle or just lousy rhyme
Probably both but so sublime
There is only one answer it will not vary
You're not picking out a pink canary
Put your mind to the question asked
And in peacefulness just chill, relax
Weirdest riddle I ever came up with
It's not a riddle to measure brain-width
Answer the question that I ask
It is a simple observance task
Who am I?

 

[Fedora]

"Words got caught in a magic flow"
Gave me the answer to the question, though

Through the interwebs
The response I send
The simple answer is
"Be water, my friend."

 

[Dan]

"Words got caught in a magic flow"
Gave me the answer to the question, though

Through the interwebs
The response I send
The simple answer is
"Be water, my friend."

My friend that truly is a good answer
Says I and my little dog Prancer
But not correct let me interject
Possibly I alluded wrong
I edited a little to my song
read it again, my friend

 

[Dan]

Below I can go more than one hundred feet
Through earth, through rock, but my feet don't sink.
Nothing to do with this riddle though
Words got caught in a magic flow
Put a not line above the words before
Otherwise you'll go for the wrong door
Is this a riddle or just lousy rhyme
Probably both but so sublime
There is only one answer it will not vary
You're not picking out a pink canary
Put your mind to the question asked
And in peacefulness just chill, relax
Weirdest riddle I ever came up with
It's not a riddle to measure brain-width
Answer the question that I ask
It is a simple observance task
Who am I?

.......

 

[Fedora]

I've got you now
Though you are a shrewd man
The simple answer is
You are Dan

 

[Dan]

...

 

[Dan]

I've got you now
Though you are a shrewd man
The simple answer is
You are Dan

You got it brother, Le Beret! Very well done!



Edit, edit , edit - Fedora!

 

[Dan]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a gallon of water .
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after
The water must have weighed a lot?
Answer the weight you win the pot

 

[jtratcliff]

A pint is a pound the world around
so that gallon weighed 'bout 8 pound...
But a gallon ain't what it used to be
So its weight is closer to 8.3

 

[Jwin]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a gallon of water .
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after
The water must have weighed a lot?
Answer the weight you win the pot

Assuming it's a US gallon at sea level, 8.34#

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I am going to say 4.55 kilograms due to the mention of a crown.

 

[Dan]

I am going to say 4.55 kilograms due to the mention of a crown.

Ahaha! You keenly saw the true riddle
Makes me want to break out my fiddle

 

[Dan]

Cheers! Jratciff and Jwin
Your answer close
But you didn't win
I've been told I'm kinda sly
Maybe BS
American pie

 

[Dan]

I am going to say 4.55 kilograms due to the mention of a crown.

By the way. You won, but I'm not sure of the rhyming
Kilograms -crown your answer flowed well it was pretty swell and good timing

 

[Dan]

Once upon a time...

 

[Dan]

Crowded mines like mine

 

[Dan]

Get clarity

 

[Dan]

But not tonight in the bright moonlight

 

[Dan]

Not toight

 

[Dan]

There is a green house you see
White with in believe me
Also red in the interior
Green on the exterior
Luscious and sweet
This is a treat
Something your mouth happily greets
[emoji3]


Cheers
Dan

 

[gratus fermentatio]

There is a green house you see
White with in believe me
Also red in the interior
Green on the exterior
Luscious and sweet
This is a treat
Something your mouth happily greets
[emoji3]


Cheers
Dan

A watermelon?

 

[Dan]

A watermelon?

A watermelon it is my man
Next riddle you can easily plan

Cheers!
Dan

 

[gratus fermentatio]

I'll keep your thoughts together for you, I am a Gem, you know it's true.
I'm many colors & styles you see, I'll make your job easier, just wait & see.
I'm usually found in a dish or a drawer, maybe a sculpture by those who are bored.

 

[z-bob]

I'll keep your thoughts together for you, I am a Gem, you know it's true.
I'm many colors & styles you see, I'll make your job easier, just wait & see.
I'm usually found in a dish or a drawer, maybe a sculpture by those who are bored.

A paperclip.