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Myrcenary out at dinner with my wife for our first anniversary tonight.
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Now that we are home I poured some Kaniche XO rum and am getting ready to set fire to a Cuban cigar

Congrats! Happy anniversary!





I'm quite possibly the laziest person you'll ever know as far as household chores goes. While still at my parents' house, my dad told me I would have to start helping out with the dishes and cleaning or pay rent and my solution was to move out.(Joke was on me) But now as an adult, at the hunting lease, we don't have a dishwasher and, for some reason, I have no issue doing dishes while up there. I actually don't mind it at all. Maybe because someone has to do it. I really don't know where I was going with this story, but I'm pretty sure the point is bourbon.

Tl;dr you don't mind doing dishes if you have to. Got it. ;)

I like to just catch a buzz, throw some music on, then zone out and get them done. Menial tasks requiring no brain usage is best done that way imo.
 
Congrats! Happy anniversary!







Tl;dr you don't mind doing dishes if you have to. Got it. ;)

I like to just catch a buzz, throw some music on, then zone out and get them done. Menial tasks requiring no brain usage is best done that way imo.


I can do dishes and completely sanitize the kitchen in the time it takes one of my daughters to empty the dishwasher, if I have my headphones in. I can clean the entire house if they let me turn my Pioneer receiver loose a little.
 
Myrcenary out at dinner with my wife for our first anniversary tonight.
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Now that we are home I poured some Kaniche XO rum and am getting ready to set fire to a Cuban cigar

I assume "setting fire to a Cuban cigar" is a euphemism. If not, get off your f***ing phone. Or you should probably be off your phone either way.

Congrats.

I'm pretty sure the point is bourbon.

I'm pretty sure that's the only point to anything (and I don't even like bourbon).
 
That's only in the fridge waiting for my wife to want a beer. She loves it.

I'll drink it way before that.

I have one in the wine fridge just waiting for the mood to strike me.
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Good thing my wife doesn't like beer...at all. So all the beerz are mine!

Tl;dr you don't mind doing dishes if you have to. Got it. ;)

I like to just catch a buzz, throw some music on, then zone out and get them done. Menial tasks requiring no brain usage is best done that way imo.


My whole life is a menial task. If it wasn't for catching a buzz on the reg, I'd drive off a bridge.
 
This Newfoundland chick on Bizarre Foods is looking pretty hot. I think it's time for bed...or more booze. It's a thin line.
 
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I could have a much worse drinking problem if I could afford this. A bottle pretty much has to last me a year.

Same here. But it's cheaper than most single malts. Which I keep a lot longer (longer than I should). Got a bottle of Lagavulin 16 when we got married in 2010. I just finished it late last year.
 
Same here. But it's cheaper than most single malts. Which I keep a lot longer (longer than I should). Got a bottle of Lagavulin 16 when we got married in 2010. I just finished it late last year.


I could drink a bottle a week. Not in the budget if I still want beer.

I still want beer. Surprising I know.
 
Not sure why I even follow the news anymore, but there is no punishment harsh enough for someone capable of this. View attachment 347588

Closest is getting straight up medieval. Flaying is an option. I've always been partial to racking someone up in the middle of an intersection, tie a horse to each limb, and then spook them off in each direction.

Or the was the thing in India (I think) where a rapist was tied up naked and then repeatedly beaten in the jewels by just about every female in town (and probably half the men too).

But torture slow enough to make them beg for death but death won't come, I'd say that's the best you're gonna get.

Scum. That's all there is to it.
 
Closest is getting straight up medieval. Flaying is an option. I've always been partial to racking someone up in the middle of an intersection, tie a horse to each limb, and then spook them off in each direction.



Or the was the thing in India (I think) where a rapist was tied up naked and then repeatedly beaten in the jewels by just about every female in town (and probably half the men too).



But torture slow enough to make them beg for death but death won't come, I'd say that's the best you're gonna get.



Scum. That's all there is to it.


77/Qhrumph 2016.

I get top billing because we gotta keep it constitutional.
 
These are quite possibly the funniest vids I've seen in a VERY long time.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0[/ame]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY2nVQNlUB8[/ame]
 
But torture slow enough to make them beg for death but death won't come, I'd say that's the best you're gonna get.



Scum. That's all there is to it.


Exactly. You want them hoping death will come. But it never does. Spending 20 years on death row in a climate controlled isolated cell with 3 square a day until they are gently put to sleep is way too good for these bastards.
 
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