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Before the photo loaded I was hoping it was another horsedag.
 
I love shellfish, but hate fish. Love catching them though. Not feeling like going to work in the morning, but the kids are off all week so there's some motivation to get up and out hahaha
 
I love shellfish, but hate fish. Love catching them though. Not feeling like going to work in the morning, but the kids are off all week so there's some motivation to get up and out hahaha

See, I love fish, but don't like shellfish. Won't say I HATE shellfish, but never something I'll seek out, and I suppose if you include shrimp I'm generally ok with shrimp.

Also I found Dar's teleprompter: http://www.brewchase.com/

Chortle.
 
Was never wild about shellfish. Crab, lobster, etc. I guess that works that my wife doesn't eat shellfish either.

Sea roaches, all of 'em. No thanks. Those that like it can have all of mine.

:)

So, I got my mash going about 30 minutes ago. 2.75G of water in a 4G pot with 7.5 pounds of grain is right about the maximum I can get in there. I can stir it, but have to be careful or it will slop over the side. Another quart of water & I couldn't touch it without spilling. Heh.

Oh yeah, just got back from the store, because brewing beer = drinking beer. Found a mauraded sixer of Sculpin (NEVER seen that at this store before) so one went into my mix-six pack. I guess pics of beers tonight, anyway. But later.
 
Also I found Dar's teleprompter: http://www.brewchase.com/

Chortle.

Those are great, I was rolling after I saw this one.


Royal Scab Stout
A squeamish coconut-spinach slime Stout with hints of apricot and nectarine balanced by guilty sugarplum notes. Alf Z. from beerarchaeologist.com rated it a 4 out of 7 saying, '...A professionally invisible beer'.
Hop Varietals Yellow Battlefield and Beach Iron maiden Hops.
IBUs 31
ALC/VOL 7.3%
RELEASE DATE March 13 , 2015
AWARDS Silver, North Carolina Constitution Beer Festival
Silver, Guadeloupe Underwear Beer Festival

Pair with our lime green mushroom & horseradish-bass tostada.

OK, just enough time to pop a beer before having to start draining, sparging, & squeezing the bag.

Giggity.
 
lol nice.

INTELLECTUAL CHIHUAHUA SAISON

A wasted lemon-banana hazelnut Saison with hints of baby and kumquat balanced by scornful sugar cube notes. Claude U. from beerkidney.com rated it a 2 out of 5 calling it, '...A hungrily headless beer'.
HOP VARIETALS
Lavender Park and Road Sales representative Hops.
IBUS
50
ALC/VOL
7.1%
RELEASE DATE
February 11 , 2015
AWARDS
Bronze, North Dakota Sack Faire
Honorable Mention, Idaho Battery Beer Awards
Silver, Cameroon Spinach Beer Festival

Pair with our yellow taffy & peanut-octopus poppers
 
Some of em really are priceless.

Powdery Top hat Pilsner
A illiterate orange-omelet chihuahua Pilsner with hints of lemon and coconut balanced by juvenile peanut notes. Tahj E. from beerrefrigerator.net rated it a 5 out of 5 calling it, '...A sluggishly juicy beer'.
Hop Varietals Black Valley and Park Smack Hops.
IBUs 59
ALC/VOL 5.3%
RELEASE DATE May 7 , 2014
AWARDS Silver, Schleswig-Holstein Wrinkle Beer Festival
Bronze, China Gallbladder Beer Championship

Pair with our grey banana & sugarplum-blowfish torta

Not sure where I can get an illiterate orange-omelet Chihuahua but I want one.
 
Back in the day, my wife would rig the cards so you never went backwards.


We would split into two piles, one for the kids, and one for the adults. Kids pile had all the double colors and the 'bonus' spaces (gumdrop, candy cane, etc), stacked so they couldn't go backwards. I think they figured it out when they were four or so.
Don't know why, but I hated candy land. I could play every other stupid kids game with them, but candy land was a race to get done as fast as possible.
 
Here's my impersonation of Dar.

It has the nose of an eviscerated tauntaun, but maybe a little more...clove. Tastes as if you licked a wet moose after the rut, with a hint of mango.
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Actually, I can't taste much of anything after the coffee beer, but I'm still awake, and beer must be drunk. :)


Just now getting to that one? Don't ask @disturbdchemist to opine. I don't think he cared for the bee balm....or Jester King. ;)
 
Just now getting to that one? Don't ask @disturbdchemist to opine. I don't think he cared for the bee balm....or Jester King. ;)


Yeah, I'm slowly making progress on the cellar. It's definitely an odd flavored beer. Not bad, but not good either.

I'd drink more JK if DC would just suck it up and stand in line like all the hipsters do. :D
 
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