A friendly place for friends who drink

[Rhetorik]

I can't stop listening to this song... but it's bedtime.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErJimwom94[/ame]

 

[1977Brewer]

Yeah... I'm not an idiot. Well, not that bad anyway. Only mild idiotosis they tell me. I've still got a few years before they can give me a solid end date.

Can we start a pool?


No. No we can't. That's effed up.

 

[slym2none]

The box will not be the same for you as it would for anyone else. I'd like to add a personal touch.

For instance, WesleyS will receive my jar of toenail clippings, 3 ticket stubs to Jeff Dunham's show that I found in the trash at work and a really short pencil. Like, when you know you should just throw it away and the lead is closer to the eraser than should be physically possible? That short.

And a Busch Light pounder, because I did say I'd send beer.

You'd get a box of pissed off fire ants, some home baked chicken fries and a Four Loko.

Now I want chicken fries...

 

[1977Brewer]

Haha ****ers, this old lady got to drink with @distrbchemist! View attachment 343523

Does he talk like he types?

 

[Qhrumphf]

One more night of fried brain in the books. My confidence in my ability to pass this sh** is increasing rapidly.

Drinking protein. One more solid night of cramming tomorrow and then some review on Saturday prior to throwing myself to the wolves.

And then I'm back to pissing the nights away with you lot.

 

[1977Brewer]

One more night of fried brain in the books. My confidence in my ability to pass this sh** is increasing rapidly.

Drinking protein. One more solid night of cramming tomorrow and then some review on Sunday.

And then I'm back to pissing the nights away with you lot.

I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink.

 

[hawgwild81]

I was half kidding. I meant OG speedball 4 Loko. I've only had 1/4 of one. Might be the only alcoholic beverage I've ever dumped.

Best music video ever
http://youtu.be/KVWWre8tn_U

 

[Psylocide]

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I can get watermelon and fruit punch. Want to set up a trade? I also saw some fresh cases of Busch light yesterday if anyone is interested.

If you want to play... Here's the short version:

I'm competing in a Kumdo/Kendo Tournament on Saturday. PM me and let me know if I'll place 1st, 2nd or 3rd in the individual bracket.

Whoever guesses correctly will be entered into a drawing for free beer. If I don't place we all lose.

If my Team wins the Team Sparring bracket, all names go into the hat for a bonus box.

There are around 20 ppl in now, I think.

 

[Qhrumphf]

I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink.

The story behind that song cracks me up.

 

[1977Brewer]

Best music video ever
http://youtu.be/KVWWre8tn_U

I like some genuinely ghetto hip hop. That's awful.

 

[slym2none]

Haha ****ers, this old lady got to drink with @distrbchemist! View attachment 343523

Whatcha drinking, "mom"?

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Haha ****ers, this old lady got to drink with @distrbchemist! View attachment 343523

Good time and good drinks.

Does he talk like he types?

Of course. I talk like i type. Who doesnt talk like this. This is they way everyone talks. Right?

 

[DrunkleJon]

Oh that Mot********r. I got through 7 digits of his phone number when he called me.

Him - I just woke up.
Me - I suspected as much. You know you are it tonight?
Him - Yeah (the other evening guy) texted me
Me - ...
Me - ...
Me - ... So, you coming in?
Him - I am about to leave the house.

This is why it is not feasible or possible to have two full time jobs. People are physically incapable of maintaining quality work if you are working 16 hour days 5 days a week.

And why the hell is he napping before this job? He just sleeps the whole time he is here anyway. Good thing I don't carry a pocket knife to work (though I have been considering it). I am feeling extra stabby.

 

[1977Brewer]

The story behind that song cracks me up.

Same. I wish someone had made the same bet with CRASS. They could write.

 

[hawgwild81]

If you want to play... Here's the short version:



I'm competing in a Kumdo/Kendo Tournament on Saturday. PM me and let me know if I'll place 1st, 2nd or 3rd in the individual bracket.



Whoever guesses correctly will be entered into a drawing for free beer. If I don't place we all lose.



If my Team wins the Team Sparring bracket, all names go into the hat for a bonus box.



There are around 20 ppl in now, I think.

Yep...Totally missed that. Thanks for the info and good luck in the tournament! If I check in and I've missed more than 60 posts I just skip to the end. so I miss a lot things.

 

[1977Brewer]

Good time and good drinks.







Of course. I talk like i type. Who doesnt talk like this. This is they way everyone talks. Right?

Sir, you know exactly what I'm talking about, sir.

Does Jessica haul a footlocker full of weird adjunct beers with her?

 

[1977Brewer]

Yep...Totally missed that. Thanks for the info and good luck in the tournament! If I check in and I've missed more than 60 posts I just skip to the end. so I miss a lot things.

Welcome to the friendly friends. We only care about you if you're talking to us.

 

[Psylocide]

Yep...Totally missed that. Thanks for the info and good luck in the tournament! If I check in and I've missed more than 60 posts I just skip to the end. so I miss a lot things.

Thank you sir, appreciate all the encouragement.

You all know I'll be facing down a dude and think 'damn it... I've gotta win this for my friendly friends.'

Great motivation.

 

[hawgwild81]

I like some genuinely ghetto hip hop. That's awful.

But they reference four loko [emoji22]

 

[DrunkleJon]

I am feeling less than friendly right now. Should I go away until I calm down?

Please dont make me leave. I will still be friendly to all you guys.

 

[Qhrumphf]

I drank a whole can of the jacked up original Four Loko once. That was a bad plan. Only time I ever had it. Good riddance.

 

[Qhrumphf]

I am feeling less than friendly right now. Should I go away until I calm down?

Please dont make me leave. I will still be friendly to all you guys.

Does a friendly friend need to go break some kneecaps?

 

[1977Brewer]

Thank you sir, appreciate all the encouragement.

You all know I'll be facing down a dude and think 'damn it... I've gotta win this for my friendly friends.'

Great motivation.

Do it for your internet friends.

That's gotten me in zero trouble ever. Got me into Warped Tour 2004 for free though.

Edit. It was '04. I'm internet friends with the bassist from Bad Religion.

 

[Psylocide]

Does a friendly friend need to go break some kneecaps?

Or tube some skulls?

 

[1977Brewer]

Or tube some skulls?

Phrasing mofo.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Speaking of horrendous rap, I would love the opportunity to punch this kid in the mouth.

 

[Psylocide]

Phrasing mofo.

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Yeah, that's a pink teapot. What of it?

 

[hawgwild81]

Welcome to the friendly friends. We only care about you if you're talking to us.

It feels good to be cared about.

 

[Qhrumphf]

*blocked*

Who?

 

[1977Brewer]

Speaking of horrendous rap, I would love the opportunity to punch this kid in the mouth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU

I don't really like to bring the curb stomp into play. It applies here. Every extra in that video was there for the weed and beer.

 

[1977Brewer]

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Yeah, that's a pink teapot. What of it?

Do I have Sue left? Yep.

I ain't hatin'

 

[Psylocide]

Speaking of horrendous rap, I would love the opportunity to punch this kid in the mouth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU

Can't believe I gave that **** a view. Dick.

Speaking of some ill **** doe:

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ntk7V6km3k[/ame]

 

[DrunkleJon]

Does a friendly friend need to go break some kneecaps?

 

[slym2none]

Great - except for the screen being too wide, the site was pretty normal for me all night.

Now, I'm back to the side-bar covering up part of all the posts.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Can't believe I gave that **** a view. Dick.

Speaking of some ill **** doe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ntk7V6km3k

I hadn't seen that before, but I found it while searching for this Slim Jesus twat.

Giving it a view now that the obligatory Tubthumping finished.

Also I heard the kid got beat up badly in his own neighborhood.

 

[1977Brewer]

Can't believe I gave that **** a view. Dick.

Speaking of some ill **** doe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?rereak tv=4ntk7V6km3k

I got to "I would punch you in to the air like a kite" before I was legit crying. Still the best hip hop video posted here tonight.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Woah. If the rapping weren't bad enough, the nose gold seals the deal.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Needless to say my wife is very confused as to what I'm doing right now.

 

[Gavin C]

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Yeah, that's a pink teapot. What of it?

1 little teapot ready with some tea
2 little cups, 1 for you and me
3 tasty treats quite enough to share, shaped like a circle, triangle and square. (something along those lines)

We have the same taste in plastic pink crockery it seems.

 

[Psylocide]

Needless to say my wife is very confused as to what I'm doing right now.

Bump that **** dude.

Turn it up.