The box will not be the same for you as it would for anyone else. I'd like to add a personal touch.
For instance, WesleyS will receive my jar of toenail clippings, 3 ticket stubs to Jeff Dunham's show that I found in the trash at work and a really short pencil. Like, when you know you should just throw it away and the lead is closer to the eraser than should be physically possible? That short.
And a Busch Light pounder, because I did say I'd send beer.
You'd get a box of pissed off fire ants, some home baked chicken fries and a Four Loko.