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Perfect timing!

Cad befriends the wild Siggi! As a show of friendship, CAD allows the wild siggi to help aerate the wort through the crazy straw.
Roll 1d20 for chance of infection to the wort

LOL so much.

I really am LOLOLOLing a lot.

latest


MOAR
 
Wow I made it. 9:45 a.m. Started reading around 8:30!

Got about three hours of sleep, and that wasn't even consecutively. Then stepped in dog **** on the way to work. Then my client woke up 5 mins after I walked in the door - I usually get 30 mins to an hour to drink my coffee and really wake up before he does. Been working here for a year, first time he has pissed the bed in that time. What a day already.

At least the sun is shining so it should be nice when we go on our walk later.

So, what kind of work do you do?
 
CAD hugs the carboy, lifting as hard as he can with his back, in a jerking twisting motion... as he thought he had heard was best to do. Veins bulging, face red, beads of sweat collect on his brow.

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Holding his breath and lifting as hard as he can, three nuggets drop and smoosh in his boxers without him realizing it. CAD gets the carboy up and over six paces before stubbing his toe on his table, and drops the carboy. It doesn't break, but a good two gallons of wort has been lost from spillage.
After the bung is plugged, CAD decides to roll the carboy to its final destination. Waddling to the bathroom for a shower, CAD reflects on his day.
Roll 1d20 for memory
 
What the hell is going on in here...

French press coffee. Doin' work in the morning so I can meet my brother for lunch, have some strong-ass beers, and be lazy in the afternoon. Then meet a buddy for post-work beers. And then bottling day tomorrow!
 
Holding his breath and lifting as hard as he can, three nuggets drop and smoosh in his boxers without him realizing it. CAD gets the carboy up and over six paces before stubbing his toe on his table, and drops the carboy. It doesn't break, but a good two gallons of wort has been lost from spillage.
After the bung is plugged, CAD decides to roll the carboy to its final destination. Waddling to the bathroom for a shower, CAD reflects on his day.
Roll 1d20 for memory

CAD loves his nugget. Oh. Wait...
 
What the hell is going on in here...

French press coffee. Doin' work in the morning so I can meet my brother for lunch, have some strong-ass beers, and be lazy in the afternoon. Then meet a buddy for post-work beers. And then bottling day tomorrow!

Cordoroy pants wearing
booger eating
D&D playing.
According to Airheads, we are missing just one more thing to be ashamed of
 
Holding his breath and lifting as hard as he can, three nuggets drop and smoosh in his boxers without him realizing it. CAD gets the carboy up and over six paces before stubbing his toe on his table, and drops the carboy. It doesn't break, but a good two gallons of wort has been lost from spillage.
After the bung is plugged, CAD decides to roll the carboy to its final destination. Waddling to the bathroom for a shower, CAD reflects on his day.
Roll 1d20 for memory

"Well, guess it's just another day in the life of old 'SADJockey' as those a-holes all call me,' CAD mused. As he paused to reflect on the brewday, a single nugget dropped to the floor.

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"Well, guess it's just another day in the life of old 'SADJockey' as those a-holes all call me,' CAD mused. As he paused to reflect on the brewday, a single nugget dropped to the floor.

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He snaps his head back as the warm water embraces his unbroken spirit and remembers. Cripes...the yeast! He flys from the shower, dripping wet throughout the house to add this yeast to the wort.
Roll 1d12 for agility
 
Hi everyone. Drank about three times what I said I was going to last night. I got a pass because, well hell, you saw. That and the carpet pulling. Surprisingly chipper this morning. Duff, Psy, great story. Really funny stuff. Wish I knew enough about RPG's to understand or play along.
 
She's awesome lol... Was screaming her little head off. Kid's got heart.

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I reckon if you grab one of them oars real quick you could counter and land a Men-Bu (Really don't know if I'm doing that right)

Holding his breath and lifting as hard as he can, three nuggets drop and smoosh in his boxers without him realizing it. CAD gets the carboy up and over six paces before stubbing his toe on his table, and drops the carboy. It doesn't break, but a good two gallons of wort has been lost from spillage.
After the bung is plugged, CAD decides to roll the carboy to its final destination. Waddling to the bathroom for a shower, CAD reflects on his day.
Roll 1d20 for memory

Over all too soon.

Roll a 6 to pee in the shower.
 
Hi everyone. Drank about three times what I said I was going to last night. I got a pass because, well hell, you saw. That and the carpet pulling. Surprisingly chipper this morning. Duff, Psy, great story. Really funny stuff. Wish I knew enough about RPG's to understand or play along.

Haha... obviously it's 50/50 shots on all of these since we're not using any stat modifiers, and even sided die for every roll.
 
He snaps his head back as the warm water embraces his unbroken spirit and remembers. Cripes...the yeast! He flys from the shower, dripping wet throughout the house to add this yeast to the wort.
Roll 1d12 for agility

"AW ROFLSHART! THE YEAZTES!"

CAD felt confident in his footing... if he had learned anything from fleeing merciless bullies on the daily, it was how to be light on his feet.

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Off to a busy start already, eh? I'm in need of some hydration.

Good thing you got the new bag of candy and not used. :eek:







Philly pricing! If you snag 2 bottles, I'd be interested in a trade to if you're interested.



Water and now treadmill...


Should be doable. I'll keep you posted.

It'll probably happen anyway


Is that a challenge? ;)
As long as their are tasty cakes, I don't care what you send.
 
Haha... obviously it's 50/50 shots on all of these since we're not using any stat modifiers, and even sided die for every roll.

By "I wish I knew" I meant "I wish I cared".


Crap office coffee. I shoulda grabbed a to go cup at the diner. I made a 6:30 breakfast after all that insanity.
 
Yeah that's really great that nobody wants to play when I'm bored at work the other 300 days of the year. Take a day off and yous guys get all creative and ****. Bite me.
 
"AW ROFLSHART! THE YEAZTES!"

CAD felt confident in his footing... if he had learned anything from fleeing merciless bullies on the daily, it was how to be light on his feet.

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11, holy jezz. CAD LEAPS and Flys through the house!!

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Finally coming to the fermenter, he empties in the US-05 into the bung and reseals it.
as Depeche Mode spills from the speakers and he drips a puddle onto the floor, CAD is happy with his brew day.

Good game Psy, good game :D
 
Hi everyone. Drank about three times what I said I was going to last night. I got a pass because, well hell, you saw. That and the carpet pulling. Surprisingly chipper this morning. Duff, Psy, great story. Really funny stuff. Wish I knew enough about RPG's to understand or play along.

Yeah...never played D&D. I can't even make a relevant comment. Guess I'll just do work today.
 
Off to a busy start already, eh? I'm in need of some hydration.




Should be doable. I'll keep you posted.




Is that a challenge? ;)
As long as their are tasty cakes, I don't care what you send.

Id be down for a sizable swap after I get two more boxes out, for sure. Tasty Cakes can certainly be included and should be, I'll even accept requests.
 
I want my box of beer back.

I drank half of it already lol.

I'll hit you back dude. Steak toaster should be carbed up pretty soon. I hope so at least. Depending on which formula you think is right, it's either 9.5 or 10.3%. The bottling dregs were the best beer I had had in a month.
 
Hi everyone. Drank about three times what I said I was going to last night. I got a pass because, well hell, you saw. That and the carpet pulling. Surprisingly chipper this morning. Duff, Psy, great story. Really funny stuff. Wish I knew enough about RPG's to understand or play along.

Just basically a mashup of DnD and SNES-era RPGs where every sentence ended in an exclamation point! And then pokemon where literally! every! sentence! Not! kidding!

my damn package there yet?
 

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