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[Helly]

I like Busch light. I like miller lite. I like coors light. They've all got different attributes I appreciate in different circumstances. I drink them all regularly.

But can't we all agree that Bud Light is fvcking garbage?

Bud Light is the worst. It makes me sick. Miller Lite tastes the best out of those beers.

 

[Psylocide]

got it
after 30 minutes of the boil, unable to stand the cold any longer, cad shuts off the burners, leaving the wort to settle in for the cold. He wanders back into the house, where the music has shifted from type o negative to green day. Unable to cope with being unable to cope with the cold, cad wonders if he should just go back to bed. Roll 1d12 for constitution

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

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K, six it is
Having a sort of/kind of change of heart, CAD realizes he doesn't want to go back to bed, he has too much energy and too much to do today. He decides to sit down and watch some TV for a bit to make up for being too cold to brew today.
Roll 1d12 for intelligence

 

[mcbaumannerb]

K, six it is
Having a sort of/kind of change of heart, CAD realizes he doesn't want to go back to bed, he has too much energy and too much to do today. He decides to sit down and watch some TV for a bit to make up for being too cold to brew today.
Roll 1d12 for intelligence

Do you even 30 minute brew day dude? He finished up and went back to bed a long time ago.

 

[Psylocide]

K, six it is
Having a sort of/kind of change of heart, CAD realizes he doesn't want to go back to bed, he has too much energy and too much to do today. He decides to sit down and watch some TV for a bit to make up for being too cold to brew today.
Roll 1d12 for intelligence

CAD picks up the remote and fumbles with it because his hands are so cold and shivery. He softly whispers to himself, "Let's do this TV, my only true friend."

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Do you even 30 minute brew day dude? He finished up and went back to bed a long time ago.

No, I no boil mash decocations
Like your new avatar, btw

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

CAD picks up the remote and fumbles with it because his hands are so cold and shivery. He softly whispers to himself, "Let's do this TV, my only true friend."

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ooo nice,
CAD finds Interstellar on TV and watches. He almost understands wtf is going on but still cant comprehend how Matthew McConaughey got the roll. 25 minutes before the movie ends, CAD decides to check on his brew. The wort has chilled down to 65% degrees, he decides to bring in the kettle to syphon to the fermenter and wait to throw in his yeast.
roll 1d12 for wisdom and 1d12 for intelligence

 

[Psylocide]

CAD runs to grab his trusty auto-siphon, still buried under his Barry Manilow record collection from the move. As he clears away the mounds of vinyl, a heavy feeling of anxiety washes over him.





awwww snizzap.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

CAD runs to grab his trusty auto-siphon, still buried under his Barry Manilow record collection from the move. As he clears away the mounds of vinyl, a heavy feeling of anxiety washes over him.

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awwww snizzap.

CAD Remembers throw in some hops to rest before he does anything else. He grabs the first bag of hops he comes to and throws it into the wort. Fuggles.
****ing fuggles.
Stand by for next move...quick meeting

 

[joshesmusica]

Is that 65% of boiling temps? So still theoretically warm enough for the fuggling hopstand to be ok?

 

[WesleyS]

Hello Friday

 

[TheCADJockey]

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A wild Siggi appears!

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Is that 65% of boiling temps? So still theoretically warm enough for the fuggling hopstand to be ok?

you could in theory, but why would you want to. Fuggles would be great for English style brews, but for saisons and IPA, not so much (I'm not even really sure which type of beer he is brewing, honestly. My dungeon master guide doesn't say which, I'm just assuming its an IPA)

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

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A wild Siggi appears!

Perfect timing!

Cad befriends the wild Siggi! As a show of friendship, CAD allows the wild siggi to help aerate the wort through the crazy straw.
Roll 1d20 for chance of infection to the wort

 

[mcbaumannerb]

Is that 65% of boiling temps? So still theoretically warm enough for the fuggling hopstand to be ok?

Only if you route the wort through the steak toaster before it hits the hop stand.

 

[Psylocide]

Hello Friday

Sup.

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A wild Siggi appears!

She's getting big fast, haha.

 

[Psylocide]

perfect timing!

Cad befriends the wild siggi! As a show of friendship, cad allows the wild siggi to help aerate the wort through the crazy straw.
Roll 1d20 for chance of infection to the wort

Not real surprising, lol.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Sup.



She's getting big fast, haha.

Shes not even six months yet is she? Shes going to hog the entire mattress during bed time.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

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Not real surprising, lol.

Infection has been prevented and the wort properly aerated with the crazy straw. The hopstand has been completed with fuggles (why, just...why) and it now sits in the fermenter. CAD moves the glass carboy to the closet. Roll 1d12 for strength

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Hello Friday

Change my order to the soup!
Good move!

 

[smurfjuice]

30 something degrees and snowing today, next week will be into the 70s with record warmth. ****ing el nino...I hate that guy

Cripes, hes just a kid ...

 

[Psylocide]

Infection has been prevented and the wort properly aerated with the crazy straw. The hopstand has been completed with fuggles (why, just...why) and it now sits in the fermenter. CAD moves the glass carboy to the closet. Roll 1d12 for strength

CAD cracks his knuckles and winces in pain... he shakes his hands out and tries to crack his neck, resulting in a pulled muscle. He takes in a deep breath as he eyes the carboy. "My bitch, that's what you're gonna be."

 

[TheCADJockey]

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She's 7 months old. Getting more wrinkly I think. Did the glass Carboy kill me?

 

[Gavin C]

Cool, we also specialize in Broomswords and sockgloves.

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Brilliant. I can almost hear the crazed roar as she moves in for IPPON! (I don't know if I'm doing that right.)

ooo nice,
CAD finds Interstellar on TV and watches. He almost understands wtf is going on but still cant comprehend how Matthew McConaughey got the roll. 25 minutes before the movie ends, CAD decides to check on his brew. The wort has chilled down to 65% degrees, he decides to bring in the kettle to syphon to the fermenter and wait to throw in his yeast.
roll 1d12 for wisdom and 1d12 for intelligence

CAD runs to grab his trusty auto-siphon, still buried under his Barry Manilow record collection from the move. As he clears away the mounds of vinyl, a heavy feeling of anxiety washes over him.

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awwww snizzap.

Thanks Duffman and Psylo.

LOLOLOLOL

+10 morning mirth points.

(Hope it's not a zero sum game for CAD's sake)

Best of luck on your brewday.

Sincerely

Jealous at work C

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

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She's 7 months old. Getting more wrinkly I think. Did the glass Carboy kill me?

No...but......

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

CAD cracks his knuckles and winces in pain... he shakes his hands out and tries to crack his neck, resulting in a pulled muscle. He takes in a deep breath as he eyes the carboy. "My bitch, that's what you're gonna be."

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Roll 1d6 for a chance of CAD pooping himself through straining

 

[Psylocide]

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She's 7 months old. Getting more wrinkly I think. Did the glass Carboy kill me?

Nice product placement.

 

[Psylocide]

Roll 1d6 for a chance of CAD pooping himself through straining

CAD hugs the carboy, lifting as hard as he can with his back, in a jerking twisting motion... as he thought he had heard was best to do. Veins bulging, face red, beads of sweat collect on his brow.

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Having more coffee. Smooth morning thus far.

 

[pointcity-homebrew]

Headed to Memphis, had to make a pit stop. I guess my tires are letting me know that they need to be replaced.

Rear passenger sprung a leak. Getting it plugged then back on the road.