A friendly place for friends who drink

[iijakii]

If only. I'd brew 10x gallon batches every week.

 

[mhurst111]

I'm disappointed in this thread with all the beer / IPA talk.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

*sigh*
Customer: You are missing a type on your quote, and its absolutely pivotal that you include it. I can't believe you missed it, it was the largest quantity of probably the most expensive thing on the job and you blindly left it off your pricing? How can you be so stupid?
Me: Sir, if you turn to page two, you will see the item detailed in its entirety to include all the components to make functional rows.
Customer: *silence*
Hangs up

K. Thanks

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Uh oh, sorry to say guys, but it looks like my 11 minute brewday did quite turn out how I expected. I think if I can get it down to 9 minutes it should be perfect though. Wish me luck

Did you use an in line mash with a hop decoction?

 

[TheCADJockey]

K. Thanks

Boss does this to me all the time. He's so out of touch because of his infatuation with playing Candy Crush and booking vacations all day instead of working, that when I give him a drawing package it catches him off guard. He'll freak out and yell at me for five minutes listing all the information I removed from the drawing, leaving only the BOM and assembly details... then I get to tell him to look at the router/traveler. Ya know.. took the work instructions off the dwg's and put them there. Where they belong. Like. My job. And stuff.

Does it to me every time, then just hightails it back to his office without a word. Almost two and a half years here and he doesn't realize I know wtf I'm doing.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Boss does this to me all the time. He's so out of touch because of his infatuation with playing Candy Crush and booking vacations all day instead of working, that when I give him a drawing package it catches him off guard. He'll freak out and yell at me for five minutes listing all the information I removed from the drawing, leaving only the BOM and assembly details... then I get to tell him to look at the router/traveler. Ya know.. took the work instructions off the dwg's and put them there. Where they belong. Like. My job. And stuff.

Does it to me every time, then just hightails it back to his office without a word. Almost two and a half years here and he doesn't realize I know wtf I'm doing.

We have our own candy crush levels to beat and own vacations to plan...don't they know any better??

 

[mcbaumannerb]

*sigh*
Customer: You are missing a type on your quote, and its absolutely pivotal that you include it. I can't believe you missed it, it was the largest quantity of probably the most expensive thing on the job and you blindly left it off your pricing? How can you be so stupid?
Me: Sir, if you turn to page two, you will see the item detailed in its entirety to include all the components to make functional rows.
Customer: *silence*
Hangs up

K. Thanks

Boss does this to me all the time. He's so out of touch because of his infatuation with playing Candy Crush and booking vacations all day instead of working, that when I give him a drawing package it catches him off guard. He'll freak out and yell at me for five minutes listing all the information I removed from the drawing, leaving only the BOM and assembly details... then I get to tell him to look at the router/traveler. Ya know.. took the work instructions off the dwg's and put them there. Where they belong. Like. My job. And stuff.

Does it to me every time, then just hightails it back to his office without a word. Almost two and a half years here and he doesn't realize I know wtf I'm doing.

Can't let the truth/reality get in the way of a good rant though!

 

[blizzard]

Boss does this to me all the time. He's so out of touch because of his infatuation with playing Candy Crush and booking vacations all day instead of working, that when I give him a drawing package it catches him off guard. He'll freak out and yell at me for five minutes listing all the information I removed from the drawing, leaving only the BOM and assembly details... then I get to tell him to look at the router/traveler. Ya know.. took the work instructions off the dwg's and put them there. Where they belong. Like. My job. And stuff.

Does it to me every time, then just hightails it back to his office without a word. Almost two and a half years here and he doesn't realize I know wtf I'm doing.

I worked for a guy that used to hand me drawings and his only comment would be "I don't like this, make it not suck." That didn't last long.

Can't let the truth/reality get in the way of a good rant though!

It's surprising to me that IT isn't unplugging people's computers at night just to mess with them

 

[TheCADJockey]

Can't let the truth/reality get in the way of a good rant though!

I worked for a guy that used to hand me drawings and his only comment would be "I don't like this, make it not suck." That didn't last long.

If my boss would just put stacks of work on my desk, a red arrow on each pointing to the issue or task... this job would be just fine. His smarmy, conceited attitude makes it unbearable. Otherwise, I'd love it here.

 

[Rhetorik]

Just ordered tickets for Deadpool. "VIP" theatre, which means big comfy chairs and you can order/drink alcohol in the theatre. On Wednesdays it's $55 for 2 tickets, but it also includes 2 meals (burgers, fish'n'chips, pulled pork sandwich, stuff like that).

It's honestly pretty awesome. And for a movie like Deadpool, I want to be a little drunkies

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Just ordered tickets for Deadpool. "VIP" theatre, which means big comfy chairs and you can order/drink alcohol in the theatre. On Wednesdays it's $55 for 2 tickets, but it also includes 2 meals (burgers, fish'n'chips, pulled pork sandwich, stuff like that).

It's honestly pretty awesome. And for a movie like Deadpool, I want to be a little drunkies

Not bad. Say Deadppool twice. Its a great movie. Hope they make more like that.

 

[Psylocide]

Not bad. Say Deadppool twice. Its a great movie. Hope they make more like that.

Deadpool. Deadpool.

Nothing's happening. Am I doing it wrong?

 

[drainbamage]

K. Thanks

I love getting those kind of calls/emails. Passive aggressive is my jam.

 

[m00ps]

I can't focus on work. Too busy trying to resist the urge to post something about the anti-sweetness properties of beer and how you are all perceiving beer wrong

 

[blizzard]

If my boss would just put stacks of work on my desk, a red arrow on each pointing to the issue or task... this job would be just fine. His smarmy, conceited attitude makes it unbearable. Otherwise, I'd love it here.

Sorry you're dealing with that BS. Quitting is nice, but it's even better when you have friends that still work there and you get to hear about how much more your boss fails without you there.

 

[blizzard]

I can't focus on work. Too busy trying to resist the urge to post something about the anti-sweetness properties of beer and how you are all perceiving beer wrong

Damnit man, we need links!

 

[Psylocide]

I can't focus on work. Too busy trying to resist the urge to post something about the anti-sweetness properties of beer and how you are all perceiving beer wrong

Or like... Personal taste. That's a thing.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Deadpool. Deadpool.

Nothing's happening. Am I doing it wrong?

Didnt catch that one. Say it again and he'll show up behind you

 

[Psylocide]

Didnt catch that one. Say it again and he'll show up behind you

Can't, too scared.

 

[drainbamage]

Deadpool. Deadpool.

Nothing's happening. Am I doing it wrong?

Didnt catch that one. Say it again and he'll show up behind you

Say "Deadpool" one more time, mutha******!

 

[Gavin C]

Damnit man, we need links!

The entire beer industry and beer makers are all doing it wrong

 

[blizzard]

The entire beer industry and beer makers are all doing it wrong

Guys, I think tagging Owly will summon Gavin! Tagging problem solved.

Also, that post: wtf

 

[drainbamage]

The entire beer industry and beer makers are all doing it wrong

Despite my better judgment, I responded to him. I don't know why, I already know how these threads end up.

 

[blizzard]

Despite my better judgment, I responded to him. I don't know why, I already know how these threads end up.

I wrote a post and then deleted it, but I might post it just to subscribe.

 

[iijakii]

I wonder if he's getting too much sweetness from his inline hop decoctions converting some of those IBUs to maltyness.

 

[TheCADJockey]

His posts always lose me after two or three words, so I have no idea what he ever ends up talking about. Let me know if you guys think he just needs some memes. I can hook him up.

 

[BGBC]

His posts always lose me after two or three words, so I have no idea what he ever ends up talking about. Let me know if you guys think he just needs some memes. I can hook him up.

Yes, definitely needs memes

 

[1977Brewer]

Yes, definitely needs memes

A couple FTFY's might get the ball rolling.

 

[ChefRex]

A couple FTFY's might get the ball rolling.

This!

 

[blizzard]

I can't wait until he gets to a "Magnets, how do they work?" thread.