First rule of banging strippers on the kitchen counter: Make them clean up the glitter afterwards.
Words of wisdom.
First rule of banging strippers on the kitchen counter: Make them clean up the glitter afterwards.
I feel like I'm in college. I have zero chance of getting laid (I won't go into detail), and I'm sitting in my basement playing football video games and getting buzzed on beer...oh, 1994, I'm back...
Dude, a basement with video games? Livin' the dream, man...
Coffee randalling is the Jager bomb of the craft beer world.
I feel like I'm in college. I have zero chance of getting laid (I won't go into detail), and I'm sitting in my basement playing football video games and getting buzzed on beer...oh, 1994, I'm back...
But is it to style?
I worry.
Dude, you have vidya games? Dream life.
Quart o mild numero dos. Saturday splatterday in full effect.
If you're not getting buzzed off of other things too you did college wrong.
I'll stop before I get myself in trouble again.
If you're not getting buzzed off of other things too you did college wrong.
I'll stop before I get myself in trouble again.
Saturday splatterday, new sloppy Saturday term?
If you sleep next to me.
Gross.
This must not meme it out my way. I'll fill a box full of mild an Full Throttle for a four pack. OG Bastard is in my top ten, and I've been hunting.
First rule of banging strippers on the kitchen counter: Make them clean up the glitter afterwards.
I feel like I'm in college. I have zero chance of getting laid (I won't go into detail), and I'm sitting in my basement playing football video games and getting buzzed on beer...oh, 1994, I'm back...
If you're not getting buzzed off of other things too you did college wrong.
I'll stop before I get myself in trouble again.
If you're GothJockey.
I've not seen it either but i'm as dumb as it gets when it comes to cool trending beer. I want it too. Central market in the am tomorrow. I'll have a gander. You never know.
I'm jealous. I miss video games.
I don't know that reference.
I haven't really played in years. But I got my kids a PS4 for Christmas and on Christmas morning my wife pulled a Christmas Story on me...there was one last gift from Santa behind the desk, and it was Madden '15.
No. But it is beer and coffee which makes it sexier than than Kate Upton in an ice storm.
I was big on weed, coke, and whiskey.
Ice storms and kate upton. Penciling that one in later for an incognito google.
Like... which was your major..... like.
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Water with a Fat Frog.
Yes, meme. Shut your trap and get me some backwoods.
My arteries hurt looking at that.
Need. What is it? Still need.
Am I already sending you something? I might be able to find this too. Might
See previous pic; I now have significantly less bourbon in the small glass.
I was big on weed, coke, and whiskey.
My arteries hurt looking at that.
Need. What is it? Still need.
Can i join in?
CadJockey was a goth kid a couplebof years ago. It's funny, because I'm funny. Laugh damnit.