This guy. Always making me Google weird words.
I had to deliver to Attica once. Almost got shot by the guards multiple times trying to figure out how to get in... had the gatehouse funk with me, told me I needed to have a cavity search before I was allowed to finish the delivery (almost quit my job then and there, they finally cracked into laughter and let me by)... was escorted by a guard with a bigass shotgun... and told by an inmate he was gonna mess me up because I didn't bring the right nails, to which he started laughing as well telling me he was just messing.
Quite the experience.
the inmate probably would have slipped you a valentine card if he thought he wouldn't get caught...
