3 word - fifty shades of beer

[tripplehazzard]

The night was

 

[LabRatBrewer]

uncomfortably hot and

 

[Cbaddad]

begging for cold

 

[ChefRex]

beer to be

 

[tx-brewer]

Poured down my

 

[uSlackr]

Lover's neck. But

 

[chawagi]

to my dismay

 

[ChefRex]

i found her

 

[Cbaddad]

sipping wine with

 

[igotsand]

Russian imperial stout

 

[Cbaddad]

pooling on the

 

[allenH]

Czars heaving cleavage

 

[ChefRex]

.

 

[unkyjack]

as she giggled

 

[will_rouse]

But still wanting

 

[igotsand]

More down there

 

[tborow]

I gave her

 

[mikeIN]

My best 1.069.

 

[brkoerner]

which she absolutely

 

[JrBeerGut]

Loved to swallow

 

[tripplehazzard]

Drip drip went

 

[tripplehazzard]

The beer on

 

[beerluvva]

Her lovely navel

 

[tripplehazzard]

Into the carboy

 

[tripplehazzard]

And all over

 

[Steve311]

Her natural funnel

 

[tripplehazzard]

Nothing that star-san

 

[maltoftheearth]

hasn't touched before.

 

[tripplehazzard]

In the heat

 

[brkoerner]

fermented the saison

 

[tripplehazzard]

With an eruption

 

[Rivenin]

Down my throat

 

[tripplehazzard]

Like guzzling some

 

[JonM]

Thick foamy krausen

 

[Rivenin]

that was the end? haha

Blowing out of

 

[tripplehazzard]

Every known hole

 

[roastquake]

except the one

 

[tripplehazzard]

Because it was

 

[JonM]

Already up my

 

[tripplehazzard]

One horned lizard