3 word - fifty shades of beer

[smccarter]

tattoo, which I

 

[tripplehazzard]

Think Jesus made.

 

[roastquake]

Then cats encroached

 

[tripplehazzard]

Paw by paw

 

[smccarter]

clawing their way

 

[roastquake]

Through the melted

 

[tripplehazzard]

Wax of my

 

[tripplehazzard]

Disposable anal beads

 

[chisena]

and chocolate schweaty

 

[chisena]

balls of throbbing

 

[HardSkeleton]

awesomeness. She gurggled

 

[chisena]

Pearlescent droplets of

 

[chisena]

cloudy sparge runoff

 

[enokidaki]

Spattered the bed

 

[chisena]

with sparge runnings

 

[dtgrdn]

until suddenly the

 

[chisena]

filthy beer wenches

 

[enokidaki]

Sucking excess head

 

[BrauHund]

trembled in anticipation

 

[shellsbells]

of a blowoff

 

[BrauHund]

Suddenly they succumbed

 

[shellsbells]

to higher gravity

 

[BrauHund]

and attained tumescence

 

[shellsbells]

. And it was

 

[BrauHund]

evident they craved

 

[shellsbells]

more IBUs, but

 

[chisena]

Couldn't hang with

 

[shellsbells]

or without our

 

[chisena]

sticky Muslin sacks.

 

[Transamguy77]

That were stuck

 

[shellsbells]

like so many

 

[pmit73]

brewers before them

 

[shellsbells]

longing for the

 

[chisena]

Bunghole plug of

 

[chisena]

Yeasty twisted delight.

 

[shellsbells]

And when the

 

[chisena]

bunghole began foaming,

 

[chisena]

eminent geysers of

 

[shellsbells]

thick, hot wort

 

[chisena]

spewed all over