I thought I was the only person that remembers Paul Revere and the Raiders![]()
Actually,it was Napoleon Dynamite. Found it on youtube. Just thought my version echoed the sentiments involved...

I thought I was the only person that remembers Paul Revere and the Raiders![]()
And now I'M the one whose going to sound like a dick, but honestly, you might want to do some more research and learning before trying more.
Sorry, but it seems like you decided to make cookies without knowing what an oven is...
Best of luck, sorry I'm no more help.
OK, brewed my first beer last Saturday. Supposedly this is one of the easiest types to brew and if sure seemed that way.
6lbs DME
(cant remember how much) 1.5 or 2.5oz Hallertau hops
Boiled for 60 mins, cooled 20 mins, dropped yeast in, strained to primary fermenter and has been sitting ever since.
My question is this, i've heard of priming but the instruction I received from Dr. Jekyll in Pantego said not to really worry about that; do i need to prime in a couple of days or should i be good? Priming for this is 1.5cup DME in water for 15 mins, then mix in...
I just want to make sure my first experience is a good one.
Interesting, I just thought maybe it was like some random mad scientist type dude selling beer kits out of his trunk or something. Good to hear it's an actual shop.
Pat is a great guy with tons of knowledge.
Dick mode on.
might want to call him then instead of asking random guys on the net then.
Dick mode off.
I ASS-U-MEd that if you can pilot a 10R then you would learn a bit before jumping into something. (I used to ride a 12R that put down 206 at the wheel, set up for the twisties)
The mistake is an honest one, but following it up with stuff not founded in any research like shaking the bottles and not understanding fermentation versus carbonation tells me a lot. Kinda like hitting a track day with shorts and a t shirt on and never having ridden a bike.
You could have done lots of research before your first batch, as I did. Start with the internet, and google John Palmer or Charlie Papazian
Good luck in the future, and RDWHAHB. (look it up) If it doesn't work out, figure out why (with research) and try again.
This thread is hilarious.
Next time, when priming, you want to boil about 2 cups of water and then toss in your sugar (about 4-5oz). If you buy the kits, it should come pre-measured in a 5oz bag. Toss the sugar in when the water is boiling and keep boiling for a few minutes, stirring occasionally. When it's done, remove from stove and place a lid (sanitized) on top of the pot. If you don't have a hole in the cover to allow steam to come through, leave the lid off-centered so it can cool faster. I fill my sink with cool water and place the pot in to help cool even faster. When it gets to room temperature, dump this directly into your bottling bucket and then siphon from primary or secondary fermenter directly on top of this to ensure the sugar gets distributed evenly. When you're done racking the beer, you're good to bottle.
+1. If i ruin this batch i will have learned a great deal of things to apply to my third batch.I couldn't wait to start my second batch so the third is where my first lesson learned will be applied.
Now on to my current concern (and yes, i've searched this thread for the answer, and no, i didn't find exactly what i was looking for. while there is a wealth of information out there, it is simply not feasible to read through years of posts just to find the one answer.).
I bottled last night per the recipe directions. It says to allow 3-4 weeks for carbonation but here's the problem. Somehow i overlooked the part where i boil the 1.5 cups of DME in water for the priming solution. Long story short, i just added the DME directly into the fermenter. I then racked the beer to the secondary so i could start a #9 clone after cleaning/sanitization.
Question: have i completely ruined the chances of carbonating my beer or will it really take 3-4 weeks to carbonate? What's a good yardstick measurement of visible signs of carbonation? I also shook the bottles after i capped them because of my paranoia. The heads have receded a bit but the bubbles are not totally gone. Also, before i bottled, the carboy DID need a blowoff tube because it was "carbonating". At least so i thought. I cannot see bubbles rising from the bottom of the bottles currently. Ease my fears?