Cheesefood
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What are you like when you get hammered?
Cheesefood said:I used to date a girl who would sometimes get ANGRY drunk. One time she started slamming Bacardi - I mean, hitting it REALLY hard. One of my friends called to tell me he was getting shrooms and next weekend he wanted me and my room mate to shroom with him. Well, my GF got VERY angry that she wasn't invited (never mind that she didn't shroom and the next weekend was her weekend to watch her kid who lived with his dad). She started yelling and screaming at me. Then she punched me in the stomach and slapped my face. Now, I don't hit women so I kept my composure. I told her she needed to leave and I would drive her to the train station. She kept yelling at me as we walked through my complex's courtyard. This was Jerry Springer type of embarassing.
So we get close to the train station and she keeps yelling and slaps me again, then opens the car door and jumps out (I was going 30 at the time). So I slam to a halt to make sure she's OK. There was a tow-truck driver behind me who saw what happened and he radio'd the cops.
Cops show up with an ambulance. Cop asks me what happens and I tell him. Asks if we've been drinking. I tell him yes, but not much. He came back to say that the tow truck driver saw her hit me and jump out and she admitted to it so I was free to go.
Obviously that ended a relationship of 2 years. Saw her again about a year later when we were both meeting up with a mutual friend. She went to hug me hello and I withdrew and through out the handshake hand. She was like "COme on, give me a hug. We can be friends." I told her I'm not friends with people who hit me.
That was almost 8 years ago. Didn't see her again until last summer. We were at a restaurant with my family and she was there too. Introduced her to my wife and son. She introduced me to her fiancee and his parents. I have to say that it felt pretty cool to be married and have a very cute son. There's no way she'd have known I'd gotten married.
+1!!! Except I don't think I've gotten much angrier with age. But I'm all over the chart, too. Funny and loud dominate, with the occasional blackout or mystery bruise. I try not to edge too close to complete ******, though it may have happened a time or two (I still didn't vote for that option...I'm not going to truly admit any *****ebaggery!).LouT said:I'm all over the chart on your poll, so I voted for about the 5 most frequent descriptions of my drunkenness. I think a lot has to do with what I'm drinking, what kind of stress I'm under lately, what the environment is (club, bar, sporting event, party, our home).
It used to be when I was much younger, I was more of a "lover not a fighter" drunk, with an occasional foray into being an instigator. Now it seems I can be an angrier drunk than I used to -- maybe the declining libido that comes with age explains it...
TheJadedDog said:I'm famous for saying wildly inappropriate things....
DaveyBoy said:I'm the kind of drunk who, when SWMBO's friend asks why she can't get a man, tells her the reasons.
I'm still paying for that one.
Cheesefood said:Everyone thinks they're funny. Very few people think they're D-bags. This leads me to believe that you're all unfunny D-bags when you drink.
adx said:I usually get really, really mellow and hit on anything with boobies.