PatrickGoss
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In Riviera Maya, Mexico. Getting married tomorrow night on the beach so...View attachment 217695
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Congrats!
DIPA HB.
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In Riviera Maya, Mexico. Getting married tomorrow night on the beach so...View attachment 217695
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In Riviera Maya, Mexico. Getting married tomorrow night on the beach so...View attachment 217695
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BK you've been drinking too much of that Irish Brown and it's muddled your taste buds! There is no hint of banana in that beer. And you completely left out that overwhelming aroma of your grandma's used depends!
In Riviera Maya, Mexico. Getting married tomorrow night on the beach so...
I know this was pages ago, but I'd be down for reviewing a bunch of beers for interweb mockery.
BK reviewing Blue Moon: "The aroma has... *sniff, swirl, sniff* an almost excruciatingly pungent... umm... aroma. It smells like... *sniff, swirl, sniff* like a burning mouthful of glorious heavenly bliss offset by a slow walk through purgatory. Oh, and tangelos. *swirl, sip, smack, sip, swirl, sniff, smack, sniff, sip* POW! Oh my! It's dank. Almost a... well... kinda like a *smack, smack, smack* POW! It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's coming! *spit, smack, smack, swirl, sniff, sip* Mmmmm... it's like someone hits you in the butt hole with a small sledge hammer through your pants while wearing 4 y/o tighty whities. It's that good! An obtuse marriage of parsley, beets, banana, apple smoked bacon, mangoes, a cedar tree, dehydrated horse urine, cloves, and uncooked sea urchin. I'll be getting this again!"
oh, and I'm having my Irish Brown.
I think I just threw up a little.
drinking a bells java stout
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Another nut brown. Annihilated. But I have to grill my steak. **** these mosquitoes.
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was it woodsy and aromatic? like kumquats and a gassy porcupine?
those are synonymous. well... I suppose more like plantains that have been lightly fried and stored in a container with vomit that has been sitting on a dashboard through a Texas July. very aromatic and woodsy.
I know this was pages ago, but I'd be down for reviewing a bunch of beers for interweb mockery.
BK reviewing Blue Moon: "The aroma has... *sniff, swirl, sniff* an almost excruciatingly pungent... umm... aroma. It smells like... *sniff, swirl, sniff* like a burning mouthful of glorious heavenly bliss offset by a slow walk through purgatory. Oh, and tangelos. *swirl, sip, smack, sip, swirl, sniff, smack, sniff, sip* POW! Oh my! It's dank. Almost a... well... kinda like a *smack, smack, smack* POW! It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's coming! *spit, smack, smack, swirl, sniff, sip* Mmmmm... it's like someone hits you in the butt hole with a small sledge hammer through your pants while wearing 4 y/o tighty whities. It's that good! An obtuse marriage of parsley, beets, banana, apple smoked bacon, mangoes, a cedar tree, dehydrated horse urine, cloves, and uncooked sea urchin. I'll be getting this again!"
oh, and I'm having my Irish Brown.
Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahaha
My brett pale ale before bottling my long strange tripel clone. Fix gallons will be bottled and one gallon will be racked onto some brett.
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