I'm only 2 1/2 hours from @geoffey and it would be a shame if you didn't stop by and try to steal my conical.
me: What's in your back pocket?
you: This? Oh, it's nothing. Just a 14 gallon heated/cooled conical I carry around.
me: What a coincidence! I have one of those right over... Qhrumphf? Why you walking away so quickly?
Already took it. Go look.