Something I learned in isolation.
Never throw a surprise party for a skunk.
hopefully he doesn't leave behind a bunch of roaches!
Something I learned in isolation.
Never throw a surprise party for a skunk.
Did isolation start before or after you threw the skunk a party?Something I learned in isolation.
Never throw a surprise party for a skunk.
Something I learned in isolation.
Never throw a surprise party for a skunk.
Corona-virus humor. I'm sure there's a lot of these going around, but I'll add this one:
Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.
Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”.
You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.
Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.
Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
IS THIS YOU, yet?
LOL!! One of the stupidest commercials on TV. Actually, it makes me laugh at the absurdity of it.No Stimulus $ yet.
So I called JG Wentworth
Told them it was my money and I want it now.
They said "fark off" and hung up on me.
Ah, they'll all be selling lots of takeout and delivery, along with plenty of Corona... wait, that doesn't sound quite right...Wait'll tomorrow - when Cinco de Mayo lands on Taco Tuesday - with all the Mexican restaurants closed!
Yikes!
The Navy may have something to say about that!Did you hear Covid has been found in semen. Married women with children around the world are safe!
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