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This woman was lonely as Thanksgiving was approaching. She didn't want to celebrate alone and fancied a bit of adventure, so she posted an ad in the local newspaper that read: "Looking for man to share Thanksgiving with these qualifications: Won't beat me up, won't run away from me, is great in bed."
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but none of the men who called took her fancy.
Then one day her doorbell rang. When she opened the door, there was a man there with no arms and no legs.
He said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the woman asked, "What makes you think you're great in bed?"
Bob replied, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but none of the men who called took her fancy.
Then one day her doorbell rang. When she opened the door, there was a man there with no arms and no legs.
He said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the woman asked, "What makes you think you're great in bed?"
Bob replied, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"