Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

So sad and pathetic. Erotic Patriots fan fiction.

"Erotic"?

Oh, right - you're a JETS fan...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

remember the line from the movie when the emperor says "cooter, I am you daddy."

Wait, no that was belichick last year in the Super Bowl. I get so confused.

 

[day_trippr]

lol

[edit]
Best line I've read re: the Indy epic fail play:

"Indianapolis Colts: Putting the Special In Special Teams"

 

[GenIke]

Anything interesting happen with the seahawks today? any car wrecking while drag racing after practice or anything like that?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hold on... You're tellin me ANOTHER Seahawk player left the scene of an auto accident!?!

It's like they're a whole team of felons who aren't very good at football.

 

[bluemoose]

Think Marshawn was just in the race so he wouldn't get fined?

 

[GenIke]

Wow, and Marshawn was driving a dodge charger!?!? That is incrediibly lame... Why wasnt he driving something more ghetto?

 

[paulthenurse]

Asterisk

 

[paulthenurse]

You know, if you think about it, what are arguably the three funniest plays in recent NFL history occurred against the Patriots.

The Jets with the Butt Fumble, Seattle passing on the goal line, and last weeks "Funt." Then, you can pick any game that Rexy coached against them and pick out at least one play that makes you bust a gut laughing.

But really, Bill and Tom aren't in the rest of the leagues head.

 

[WI_Wino]

I think helmet catch is definitely number 1.

http://brentwhite.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/helmet_catch.jpg

 

[paulthenurse]

You suck.

 

[WI_Wino]

You suck.

Don't feel too bad, the three examples you gave are good. Just not the best.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hold on... You're tellin me ANOTHER Seahawk player left the scene of an auto accident!

No, I did not tell you that; but yes, that incident surely makes them all felons.

 

[Sublimis]

Brady is way too much of a dweeb to be Han too. C3PO is the best he could hope to be.

and that's even much...

 

[wobrien]

What, nobody photoshopped the Seahawks on to a fast and the furious poster yet?

 

[day_trippr]

The Twelfth Man has left the building...

Cheers!

 

[the_bird]

... as if the Seahawks' season wasn't enough of a wreck already.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, I did not tell you that; but yes, that incident surely makes them all felons.

Well, if the Pats are all cheaters for less... Yup... The Seahawks are all felons

Enjoy rooting for felons.

 

[Darwin18]

Aren't the Patriots both cheaters and felons? I mean **** dude, in case you forgot, Hernandez was a serial killer.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Allegedly.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey. Hey. Hey. He's only been convicted of one legal transgression. Which, btw, is under appeal. Let's not go rushing to justice and convicting the man of a crime or two that he hasn't been tried for. That's what Goodell does. You're better than that.

Then, once he's convicted, toss him in jail and throw away the key

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

If punishment was handed out to that poor Aaron from Goodell, it would be reduced down from life to community service on appeal. He'd then produce a video about how he's all about the community and kids. Seems fair.

 

[paulthenurse]

Roger wouldn't have read him his Miranda rights, something anyone who has ever watched "Cops" knows you gotta do.

 

[user 574]

You guys need to up your meds. Luckily Paul has connections there

 

[Cape Brewing]

Aren't the Patriots both cheaters and felons? I mean **** dude, in case you forgot, Hernandez was a serial killer.

Everyone continues to forget an important data point... the Pats effin CUT him. They found out they had a psycho on the roster and they ate a ton of cap space and CUT him, instantly.

The Cowboys sign Hardy, after the fact.... Nah. No biggie. Terrell Suggs beats his girlfriend multiple times and threatens to pour bleach on her?? Ooooooooh, those crazy Baltimore Ravens... Boys will be boys I guess. Sheldon Richardson drives 180 miles an hour with a fckuing 12 year old riding shotgun.,, mehhhhhhh. "What can ya do? He drives a fast car". Now the Seahawks are littered with felons on "temporary suspension" but that's tooooootally cool.

But the Pats, who cut a guy within seconds of his troo self comijg out.... yeah. The Pats are the evil soul team here.

Riiiiiiiiiiight

Funny

 

[wobrien]

Let me translate:

They knew they had a psycho, but when it became apparent that everyone would find out that he was a psycho, they CUT him immediately.

 

[paulthenurse]

You left out the Ravens elevating Ray Lewis to near sainthood.
I'm waiting go see him wearing a white suit with a stylish little handkerchief in the breast pocket. standing with Steve Young in the end zone. Wonder when that's going to happen?

 

[Homercidal]

Mornin'. How's everyone in the Masshole Circle Jurk thread feeling today?

 

[h22lude]

Mornin'. How's everyone in the Masshole Circle Jurk thread feeling today?

I feel undefeated this morning. Thanks for asking

 

[wobrien]

You left out the Ravens elevating Ray Lewis to near sainthood.
I'm waiting go see him wearing a white suit with a stylish little handkerchief in the breast pocket. standing with Steve Young in the end zone. Wonder when that's going to happen?

That one still blows my mind. That and the WR that killed somebody while driving drunk, but only spent (what a month?) in jail because he stopped and waited for police. WTF?

Donte stall worth, just thought of it.

 

[motobrewer]

I feel undefeated this morning. Thanks for asking

yeah, well, the packers are MORE undefeated than the patriots.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yea. But it's that NFC undefeated feeling you have.

 

[Darwin18]

I feel undefeated this morning. Thanks for asking

Not after this coming Sunday...seriously, the lack of trash talking about this week's game is disappointing. The Jets defensive line is going to destroy the Pats. The Pats defense is mediocre at best. The only person I'm worried about is Gronk because nobody can match up on him.

 

[wobrien]

Not after this coming Sunday...seriously, the lack of trash talking about this week's game is disappointing. The Jets defensive line is going to destroy the Pats. The Pats defense is mediocre at best. The only person I'm worried about is Gronk because nobody can match up on him.

As much as I want that to be true, I just can't take it seriously

 

[1977Brewer]

I'd seriously like to be able to root for the Jets here, but cmon, it's the Jets.

 

[bluemoose]

You are living on borrowed time. We haven't seen the bad Fitz this year. I se. A nine pick game coming for him.

 

[the_bird]

You are living on borrowed time. We haven't seen the bad Fitz this year. I se. A nine pick game coming for him.

Seventeen picks (!!) in six games (!!) against New England for his career.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

FitzPickSix.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Everyone continues to forget an important data point... the Pats effin CUT him. They found out they had a psycho on the roster and they ate a ton of cap space and CUT him, instantly.

The Cowboys sign Hardy, after the fact.... Nah. No biggie. Terrell Suggs beats his girlfriend multiple times and threatens to pour bleach on her?? Ooooooooh, those crazy Baltimore Ravens... Boys will be boys I guess. Sheldon Richardson drives 180 miles an hour with a fckuing 12 year old riding shotgun.,, mehhhhhhh. "What can ya do? He drives a fast car". Now the Seahawks are littered with felons on "temporary suspension" but that's tooooootally cool.

But the Pats, who cut a guy within seconds of his troo self comijg out.... yeah. The Pats are the evil soul team here.

Riiiiiiiiiiight

Funny

wow...you actually believe that spew and that is sad.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatever felon-lover