Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Aside from watching all the sacks this was yet another boring game.

Are there any good teams in the NFC?

Cheers! (seriously, if it wasn't for all the home brew waiting to be enjoyed I'd have gone to bed by now )

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm pretty sure that the local high school team would have been a more worthy opponent. Congrats Hoopy. Your team beat the ass if a HS JV team

 

[HoppyDaze]

You guys are horrid. Regroup for the love god.

 

[user 574]

Harbaugh must be laughing his a$$ off watching the hot debacle that is SF.

 

[bluemoose]

By the way, you guys sound like complete idiots. Why all the hate ? You won the game, remember?

I agree with Hoppy. Let's start busting on teams that are relevant this year, like the Jets.


Bwahahahahahahahaha

Not even I can type that with a straight face.

 

[Darwin18]

I can't wait to see the hordes of Pats fans in Foxboro choking on their Del's lemonades and Narragansett this coming Sunday when Brady tears his vagina after being sacked for the 5th time.

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't be knockin' the Gansett.

 

[bluemoose]

Hi neighbor!

 

[paulthenurse]

What he ^^^^^ said.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just heard a great factoid on the radio. Since Gillette opened the Pats have lost a total of four division games at home. Sorry Darwin.

 

[wobrien]

Thanks for sharing. No one cares.

 

[Accidic]

Strange... Same number of people who matter who give two @#$%s about the Pats. They are, after all, the tumor on the balls of America.

 

[HoppyDaze]

LT: "go down to South Beach and totally trashed."
http://takebox.stucknut.com/?id=172

 

[Darwin18]

Just heard a great factoid on the radio. Since Gillette opened the Pats have lost a total of four division games at home. Sorry Darwin.

That's a stupid facatoid. The Jets have beaten the Pats before at Gillette. Including a home playoff loss - ouch.

 

[bluemoose]

That's right, the Jets have made the playoffs this millennium. It happens so infrequently, it is hard to remember.

 

[motobrewer]

Cinnamon rolls are in the oven. 12 minutes left on the oven timer. I'm 2 cups of coffee in and really have to sh*t. Think I can beat the clock?

 

[motobrewer]

Also, the Seahawks finally got to a point where they are half as good as the packers.

 

[wobrien]

Cinnamon rolls are in the oven. 12 minutes left on the oven timer. I'm 2 cups of coffee in and really have to sh*t. Think I can beat the clock?

This is one of the more intelligent and relevant posts in this thread. Probably top 5.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't like this match up


Sweet effin Jesus...


I just actually said that

 

[paulthenurse]

What matchup?

Tom Brady vs. Ryan Fitzpatrick?


Seriously?


That Cape... Always a joker.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ooooopppsss

 

[wobrien]

Come on jets, are you kidding me?

 

[paulthenurse]

Good start to the game. J. E. T. S.

 

[Cape Brewing]

One of the most critical matchup in a game is d-line/o-line and that is not a good Pats matchup today

(Pats o vs Jets D)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Luckily Pats D-line looks better

 

[banesong]

This is one of the more intelligent and relevant posts in this thread. Probably top 5.

Word.

This, not even the end of the half.


Where is that dumpster fire gif?

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[motobrewer]

Similar to the Miami game. And I have the Texans defense...

 

[motobrewer]

Edelman will need a new haircut after that

 

[h22lude]

Way too many dropped passes

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wayyyyyyyy too many. I still don't like the matchups. That said.... fitzpatrick is pulling shti out of his azz that won't last

 

[h22lude]

And another one

 

[Cape Brewing]

Third and a mile 238 times today and the jets have converted 238 times n

 

[lschiavo]

i'd be scared if i didn't WANT the pats to loose.

 

[bluemoose]

Terrible!

 

[h22lude]

The drops are winning the game for the jets.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I've been quiet all week because I haven't liked this matchup since a week ago. I am NOT using injuries as excuse but the Pats oline didn't match up well with the Jets and it just got worse with a couple guys going down (Solder and then Cannon)

Hey... Pats fault for not having depth.

But that is why this game is where it is. Jet's d-line having too much success.

For the Pats, they have one goal in mind.... shut down Ivory and they've done that in spades (so far). Firzpatrick just keeps pulling ****i out of his azz

 

[h22lude]

China doll? That was incredible

 

[paulthenurse]

"Hey Brandin LeFell, you just got hit on the hands with the football a half dozen times and you dropped all of them! What are you going to do now?"

"Do I get to go to Disney? Yahhhhh! Disney! Hey kids, daddy's taking you to.... What? No! Dammit! It wasn't my fault, he throws the ball hard. My hands are linking me...

Ok kids, Daddy's taking you to Arkansas. We're moving in with Grandma!"

 

[1977Brewer]

Well damn. I thought the Jets were going to not suck wind. Then they did.

 

[HoppyDaze]

It's safe to say LaFell won't be getting any calls from Allstate and that Mangold has no idea what state he's in.

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