Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

Now that I think about it, he had kinda been a disappointment. Only 7 Superbowls in 17 years.

 

[stratslinger]

I've been reading this one book on the history of the Pats - it's mostly a comedy of errors for the first 3/4 of the book. But I just reached the point where Kraft came along and bought Sullivan Stadium. I never realized how much Pats fans owed to Michael Jackson and Don King... If it weren't for their "help", the Sullivan's may have stayed solvent a few years longer and Kraft might not have gotten his foot in the door!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Good book... I've probably read the same one. Does it have the story about the coach being electrocuted at the podium while doing the post-game?

 

[paulthenurse]

Everybody knows that God is a HUGE Pats fan. I wonder if he gave the Pedophile a bit of a break for bankrupting the Sullivan's and saving the franchise?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Patriots fvcking suck but they're going to win the Super Bowl, easily.

 

[Homercidal]

Patriots fvcking suck but they're going to win the Super Bowl, easily.

I'm still cheering for the other team (Whoever it is) just on principle.

 

[paulthenurse]

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Hoppy,

If you'll fill this out we'll see that it gets filed in the trash.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm still cheering for the other team (Whoever it is) just on principle.

Come on!!! Who doesn't want to see the sheer awkwardness of Roger Goodell watching the trophy being handed over? F*##@! You're a Lion's fan. You just don't make sense!

 

[day_trippr]

Patriots fvcking suck but they're going to win the Super Bowl, easily.

Good to know.
I'll be approaching this game same as the previous game: cautiously optimistic, but hoping for an easy-to-watch blow-out like the last game...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Patriots fvcking suck but they're going to win the Super Bowl, easily.

Next year too

 

[stratslinger]

Good book... I've probably read the same one. Does it have the story about the coach being electrocuted at the podium while doing the post-game?

Sounds like the one. "From Disaster to Dynasty..." So much stuff in there that was going on when I was a kid that I was barely (or not at all) aware of...

 

[GenIke]

I'm going to DVR the pro bowl and save it to watch while the lame super bowl is on next week.

 

[day_trippr]

^lying liar that lies^

 

[GenIke]

Maybe I'll have time to squeeze in the skills competition too. Who knows?!

 

[bluemoose]

You will watch the games and root like hell against TMDTOTM. At the end of the game, you will still be a loser.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm going to DVR the pro bowl and save it to watch while the lame super bowl is on next week.

Sorry for your loss. I mean your team.

 

[GenIke]

I dont know that that means. Is that like TTOTM?

 

[day_trippr]

Aaand the NFC continues to suck...

 

[GenIke]

The only reason the NFC is losing is because Michael Bennett jumps offsides every other play.

 

[GenIke]

Seahawk players alone lost it for the NFC. Plain and Simple.

 

[bluemoose]

Sounds like every loser in loserville was watching the Probowl. I was too busy preparing for another epic Super Bowl party. Man, it never gets old!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Sounds like every loser in loserville was watching the Probowl. I was too busy preparing for another epic Super Bowl party. Man, it never gets old!

I'm surprised you're not out of lube yet.

 

[day_trippr]

I'm surprised you're not out of lube yet.

So that's how you get pumped up for SeaSquab games?

 

[HoppyDaze]

No, I was implying that's how YOU prepare for games IDIOT!! Ha!

SeaSquab!! hilarious!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

HEY!!!!! STFU!!!! Fans of Super Bowl teams are trying to prepare!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Hoppy... your boys looked good in the Pro Bowl. You must be very proud

 

[HoppyDaze]

You watched the Pro Bowl? Who does that?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha!!! No. I didn't. That was my point

 

[motobrewer]

Ehh gonna give hoppy the point there.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Shhh. Tryin' to get most convenient flight times in and out of Houston

 

[WI_Wino]

Shhh. Tryin' to get most convenient flight times in and out of Houston

You don't have your own jet? Must suck to be poor.

 

[stratslinger]

You'd think he could take the Bog Iron corporate jet, right?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bog Iron 1 is in for maintenance and Bog Iron 2 was already freakin booked. Biz partner is going to Belize for a freakin week and a half.

Was going to go with a charter but screw it, I was able to get convenient commercial flights. First class obviously.

 

[Paps]

Don't let him fool you.
He's hitchiking there.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Dont you have a connection to a mead mogul you could cash in?

 

[Cape Brewing]

If you mean Moonlight... no, I don't know Michael personally... my biz pahtna does though.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Joking aside.... it's insane how cheap tix are (relatively speaking). I bet there will be face value tix on the ground before the game.

 

[GenIke]

Best probowl ever? I say yes.

 

[day_trippr]

 

[bob1852]

Bog Iron 1 is in for maintenance and Bog Iron 2 was already freakin booked. Biz partner is going to Belize for a freakin week and a half.

Was going to go with a charter but screw it, I was able to get convenient commercial flights. First class obviously.

Bog 2 is going to the Breck, I thought.

If you mean Moonlight... no, I don't know Michael personally... my biz pahtna does though.

****, even I know him personally....