Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Soooooooooo jelly.

I get it, the Patriots domination is driving you losers nuttier than your "normal".
But y'all need much, MUCH better material to not paint yourselves pathetic...

Cheers! (Seriously. Work on it )

 

[murphyslaw]

They became a decent team once he took over as QB and have been pretty consistant. When he retires they will fall back into mediocrity unless he is replaced by a top notch QB which are short on in the NFL these days.

I doubt it. They went 11-5 with Matt Cassel and 3-1 with Garapolo/Brissett. Belicheck is the best there is. Look at Brady. He was a late draft pick, split time in college with a guy that ended up playing baseball. He was basically trent dilfer for years before he started putting up big numbers. Belicheck turned him into what he is today, through teaching, and keeping the same offensive system. Most teams change offenses every couple of years.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

They became a decent team once he took over as QB and have been pretty consistant. When he retires they will fall back into mediocrity unless he is replaced by a top notch QB which are short on in the NFL these days.

Bill Belichick is immortal.

 

[fosaisu]

Soooooooooo jelly.

You're confusing a golden shower with a tossed salad.

 

[fosaisu]

Bill Belichick is immortal.

It's spelled "immoral"

 

[day_trippr]

Yup.

 

[fosaisu]

Yup.

Closer, but that's something else again:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Paintbrush&defid=3052106

 

[day_trippr]

Not a strong moment for you...

 

[fosaisu]

Not a strong moment for you...

You seemed confused, just trying to help!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

For the fans no longer in the hunt:

1) Print this picture of Ernie Adams
2) Post it above the water cooler
3) Wait for some unsuspecting co-worker to investigate your post
4) Walk up next to that co-worker
5) Say "That man is a stud!!!"
6) Walk away
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[GenIke]

This thread sucks

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your face sucks.

You should punch it

 

[Cape Brewing]

I bet if Brady played for the Packers they would be playing in the Super Bowl

 

[GenIke]

Your face sucks.

You should punch it

I already did. read the previous page and you will too.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope... I don't look back.

We're on to post 38,856

 

[Cape Brewing]

I bet Brady breaks the all time wins record in a week and a half

 

[GenIke]

didnt he already do that?

 

[WI_Wino]

I bet if Brady played for the Packers they would be playing in the Super Bowl

Please. They would have gone 4-12 with Brady at the helm. Unless he was playing defensive back. Then, maybe.

 

[motobrewer]

I bet if Rodgers played for the patriots they'd have 10 rings by now.

 

[jammin]

I bet if Rodgers played for the patriots they'd have 10 rings by now.

But he doesn't, and you still suck dikk

 

[day_trippr]

I bet if Rodgers played for the patriots they'd have 10 rings by now.

A clear admission that the New England Patriots are the superior team...

Cheers! (That wasn't so hard, was it? )

 

[user 574]

Hey, I was busy. What'd I miss?

 

[Cape Brewing]

You missed the Packers sucking

 

[paulthenurse]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCTwhMA4tMQ&sns=em[/ame]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nice. There are a million of those out there but that's a decent one

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

This thread sucks

You've got over another year of this stuff if you're lucky. If not, or should we say your usual, another 2 years of disappointment.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

For the fans no longer in the hunt, impressive records were broken or tied with Bill Belichick's win last weekend against the Steelers.

1) Passes Don Shula for Super Bowl Appearances as head coach: 7
2) Posses sole record for an NFL franchise in the Super Bowl: 9
3) Continues on to the Super Bowl to tie most playoff appearances: 35
4) Will break most playoff appearances next year: 36+
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[bluemoose]

2nd round pick and suspend Tomlinson for the year? Sounds like they would be getting off easy. Probably win more games without That cheerleader.

 

[GenIke]

Tomlinson?

 

[GenIke]

For the fans no longer in the hunt, impressive records were broken or tied with Bill Belichick's win last weekend against the Steelers.

1) Passes Don Shula for Super Bowl Appearances as head coach: 7
2) Posses sole record for an NFL franchise in the Super Bowl: 9
3) Continues on to the Super Bowl to tie most playoff appearances: 35
4) Will break most playoff appearances next year: 36+
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...And all of those numbers would be the same or better if he had Drew Henson lining up under center.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Oh we did a number on Houston anyways. What qb or coaches? Pats have underlings all over the league.

 

[user 574]

So, who wins? I think the birds should with all their skill players & D coming in hot but I think Ryan folds to the pressure.

Am I too soon to the prognostication game?

If I'm right and it goes to the Pats, I'm sure there will be some cheatin going on that unfolds later.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Integrity of the game DB.

 

[bluemoose]

Tomlinson?

Damn auto correct.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

So, who wins? I think the birds should with all their skill players & D coming in hot but I think Ryan folds to the pressure.

Am I too soon to the prognostication game?

If I'm right and it goes to the Pats, I'm sure there will be some cheatin going on that unfolds later.

I hope no matter what they leave the roof open. I thought it was interesting that the NFL moved the KC game due to weather. I know it was dangerous out but vegas must have voided all bets before that. I also know that the NFL got great viewership by moving it to Sunday night$$$

I assume that they will close the roof if anything inclimate occurs (even wind). Ryan is a hucker. But a dome hucker.

 

[wobrien]

For the 15 years of Tom Brady being the Patriots starting qb he made it to the Superbowl 7 times.

Belichick has been coach or assistant coach in 20% of all the super bowls.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

^^^For teams no longer in the hunt.

 

[wobrien]

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1485480366.724566.jpg

 

[bluemoose]

That's because there is no replacement. Why would you want to replace the GOAT?

 

[bluemoose]

He signed with the Pats 17 years ago today. Changed the world, true fact.