Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

You gotta admire Moto's mom for....something...

Anyway...take away that short-field AZ score and the Pat's actually kinda DOMINATED this game :rockin:
Happy that Belichick didn't bench Blount - actually, surprised he didn't, that's his typical MO.

Next 3 games at home, fans are gonna be crazy ready for football at The Razor....they might just go 4-0...

Cheers! (Meanwhile, Sox are hottin' up. It's good to be an NE sports fan )

 

[motobrewer]

For your mom's bukkaki session.

Tell her I've been saving up like she requested

My moms not a 12 year old boy, so you're gonna have a hard time letting it fly.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya but she's a pro, she'll work the jerk and get Cape to finish strong.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hoppy. You're always good about telling us when you win money. How much of your lunch money did you loose? Did you go all in? $25? $50?

I never lose

 

[motobrewer]

Cheers! (Meanwhile, Sox are hottin' up. It's good to be an NE sports fan )

Wtf does "hottin' up" mean?

You couldn't sound more like a 50 year old trying to talk like a teenage girl if you tried.

 

[stratslinger]

Oh Cleveland, keep on being Cleveland...

Someday, RGIII is going to learn to slide, and maybe he'll be a fair-to-middling QB.

Damn it's nice to have a QB situation like New England has...

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

even bill smiled after that game

 

[Scturo]

Waiting on the Rams. Been pretty bitter since they left. Hopefully they make a good game of it. We'll see. Niner's Suk! No really, they suk.

 

[HoppyDaze]

If it makes you feel better, the Rams should have never been in St. Louis in the first place.

 

[Scturo]

Not really, since they won their only SuperBowl in St Louis. The lousy bums.

 

[day_trippr]

Wtf does "hottin' up" mean?

You couldn't sound more like a 50 year old trying to talk like a teenage girl if you tried.

AHahaha! Still got that massive stick wedged up your ass, huh, Moto?
Maybe your mom can pull it out - with her teeth...

Cheers! (I'm sure at least one of you would enjoy that immensely )

[edit] I need to apologize for that insensitive comment.
Obviously Moto's mom is booked through the entire NFL and CFB seasons.
and won't have any time to be pulling sticks out of her son's butt for some time to come.
Sorry. My bad...

 

[day_trippr]

Wow. So many haters are pissing themselves because what was predicted as a locked loss turned out to be a New England Football Patriots win.

Poor babies.

Cheers! (Must suck to be them. Ain't that right, Moto? )

 

[user 574]

So yesterday

 

[motobrewer]

Wow. So many haters are pissing themselves because what was predicted as a locked loss turned out to be a New England Football Patriots win.



Poor babies.



Cheers! (Must suck to be them. Ain't that right, Moto? )

You're the old man wearing depends, I guess you're the expert as pissing yourself.

And nobody cares that your expansion team won a game.

I doubt you can understand any of this because I didn't use any emojis or teenage slang.

 

[bob1852]

Wow. So many haters are pissing themselves because what was predicted as a locked loss turned out to be a New England Football Patriots win.

Poor babies.

Cheers! (Must suck to be them. Ain't that right, Moto? )

Da fuq are you talking about? No one even posted about that game after the game other than you Patriot losers...

The only people pissing themselves was you fools.

 

[day_trippr]

Not here - amazingly the bunch of usual suspects managed to hide their tears well (well, except for a couple of cranky types like yourself )
The post-game hysteria was on the espn/si/br sites.
Honest to god I was waiting to read about people throwing themselves off high places - for some of them, the season is OVAH already :rockin:

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I actually had the Pats as a betting lock, you dickfore. You're welcome btw.

 

[day_trippr]

Well isn't that special...

Cheers! (So, would you like a star for your forehead? )

 

[motobrewer]

See...you had a...well it was a pretty weak burn, but whatever.....but why end it with a question mark emoji? I mean you have the actual question mark there....what the hell goes on in your head that says "nah. A 12 yr old would probably put a question mark emoji here. Better dial one up."

 

[jbunton]

I hate being a Browns fan! Uggg

 

[bluemoose]

Can't you guys have your slap fight somewhere else. I think we need to spend some time talking about the Patriots going 16-0.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hold on... What the fcku is a dickf... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh Hoppy. You sir are one wily bastid

 

[GenIke]

Instead of showing the flyover ESPN shows Kapernick being a dick for two minutes. What a ****ing joke!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Berman just said "it's a long, short punt"

 

[Scturo]

Rams offense is awful. Keenum is a horrible QB, and Goff wasn't even good enough to be his backup. Good times ahead.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Tell us something we all didn't know before the game started

 

[h22lude]

I hate being a Browns fan! Uggg

Just in case you haven't seen this lol

http://dailysnark.com/panthers-loss-browns-now-mathematically-eliminated-playoffs/

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I hate being a Browns fan! Uggg

ill be in cleveland this year to watch the GOAT dismantle your browns, gonna be epic. How will it feel when there will be more pats fans than browns fans in the stadium. its like an extra home game for the pats

 

[HoppyDaze]

Tell us something we all didn't know before the game started

The coaching staff is maybe the worst in the league? But you knew that...

 

[motobrewer]

Tell us something we all didn't know before the game started

you wear pantyhose to your nambla conferences.

 

[jbunton]

ill be in cleveland this year to watch the GOAT dismantle your browns, gonna be epic. How will it feel when there will be more pats fans than browns fans in the stadium. its like an extra home game for the pats

I wont be there for that game but I split on seasons with a couple guys. Believe me there will not be more pats fans, than browns fans, I dont think you've ever been to the dawg pound if you believe that to be true!
I'm one of many canadians who make the trip down to cleveland on the regular.

 

[WI_Wino]

I wont be there for that game but I split on seasons with a couple guys. Believe me there will not be more pats fans, than browns fans, I dont think you've ever been to the dawg pound if you believe that to be true!
I'm one of many canadians who make the trip down to cleveland on the regular.

Canadian Cleveland Browns fans? Enough said...

 

[jbunton]

Canadian Cleveland Browns fans? Enough said...

As we say... One o clock cheers, 4 o clock tears lol

 

[HoppyDaze]

where'd this hoser come from? and who the hell goes to Cleveland on purpose?

 

[motobrewer]

...who make the trip down to cleveland on the regular.

you should rethink most aspects of your life.

 

[Cape Brewing]

 

[Cape Brewing]

you wear pantyhose to your nambla conferences.

Tell her not to forget the funnel this time or she'll get the pimp hand again

 

[HoppyDaze]

You guys are so like minded...article

 

[day_trippr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kd_Kgckn9I&sns=em

The resemblance is uncanny...

 

[day_trippr]

You guys are so like minded...article

Meh. Don't have much use for blogs, especially homer blogs.

Check out the "chitwood" response. I'm with him...

Cheers!