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You really think people read this garbage?
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Sneaky bastard.
Solid point none the less.LOL...I just say the timeout thing because it clearly bothers you. You can pretend you didn't need a miracle to win that game though, that's why sports is great, it's one of the places where denial works best.
PS: sorry we beat ya in Lamblow last time we played. LMAO...but I'm sure that didn't happen either.
motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
Oh my god! Did you really just play the "we beat you 4 years ago" card?!?
Wankerjuice, you crack me up!
Wankerjuice, you crack me up!
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now you at least have a glimpse into what its like to be a Pats fan...
"Whatever! We beat the Pats back in week 7 of 2009!!! So take that!!!"
Sad.
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ChshreCat
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If there's more than a page, I don't bother catching up. My posts are the only important ones anyway.
motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
"Hey, you know 4 years ago when you won the Super Bowl? Well, we beat you in the REGULAR SEASON!!!
Sincerely,
wankerjuice"
Sincerely,
wankerjuice"
Darwin18
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For Cape's enjoyment. I can already imagine the gleeful chortling:
http://espn.go.com/newyork/photos/g...-dan-marino-jets-10-most-embarrassing-moments
http://espn.go.com/newyork/photos/g...-dan-marino-jets-10-most-embarrassing-moments
stratslinger
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I can't decide if I love #5 or #1 more...
Darwin18
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They shouldn't have limited it to top 10. There is easily more than enough for a top 50. I can't believe dumping Pennington, signing Favre, and missing the playoffs isn't on that list. Also the Favre dick pick? How is that not a top 10 low point?
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Nah.... I don't want to pile on.
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LMAO..I seriously didn't think it was that long ago. I guess all the superbowl titles since that one have made it a distant memory for you.
Oh...wait...
motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
ow. you, hurt me. right here. in my heart.
Let's play "guess what season the Dolphins last won a playoff game (wildcard, at that)"!
Hint: The 2000 summer olympics were held this year.
Let's play "guess what season the Dolphins last won a playoff game (wildcard, at that)"!
Hint: The 2000 summer olympics were held this year.
Might want to cut back on the cheese.
motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
no guesses?? that WAS a pretty obscure hint...I should have known to spell it out more for dolphins fans.
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When you keep using LMAO and LOL you sound like a pre teen girl.
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Speaking of preteen girls, what the hell happened to dataz?
omg. Pku.
dataz722
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I didn't know he was a blind fan boy and oblivious to facts?
motobrewer
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hoooooolllllleeeeee sh*t.......
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Sure, one comment about preteen girls and Dataz shows up.
Creeeeeeeeepyyyyyy!
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Creeeeeeeeepyyyyyy!
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The only people in this thread more annoying than you are that one guy that threatened to give Cape's buisness bad reviews cuz he couldn't keep up with the trash talk and that other guy who got his panties in a bunch and said he'd leave and never come back.
Wait, those were you? Congrats on being the three most annoying ******** in this thread.
Hugs and kisses and GFY
motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
those are some solid relevant facts.
what's the over/under on how many times wankerjuice "leaves and never comes back"?
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Below might represent "doing it wrong" again, so with that in mind, I apologize for the following apology:
A month or so ago I broke the only rule of this thread and took some stuff personally. I over reacted and embarrassed myself with my responses. I have apologized to Cape via PM, and discussed it with a couple other posters, but it dawns on me that I owe everyone on this thread an apology.
I can be the lightning rod if that's what paying my dues means, but it's only a matter of time before some of us end up drinking beer together, so seriously, I apologize for how I came off.
If you feel any of my actions require further explanation (AZ) please let me know. For starters, and this is important to me, I never did, nor intended to threaten Cape's business. I felt the banter about my brewing was actually threatening mine, and wanted him to consider how he'd have felt. In the end, that was all breaking the singular rule, and again, for that I sincerely apologize.
Hopefully back to sarcasm now. Fire away.
A month or so ago I broke the only rule of this thread and took some stuff personally. I over reacted and embarrassed myself with my responses. I have apologized to Cape via PM, and discussed it with a couple other posters, but it dawns on me that I owe everyone on this thread an apology.
I can be the lightning rod if that's what paying my dues means, but it's only a matter of time before some of us end up drinking beer together, so seriously, I apologize for how I came off.
If you feel any of my actions require further explanation (AZ) please let me know. For starters, and this is important to me, I never did, nor intended to threaten Cape's business. I felt the banter about my brewing was actually threatening mine, and wanted him to consider how he'd have felt. In the end, that was all breaking the singular rule, and again, for that I sincerely apologize.
Hopefully back to sarcasm now. Fire away.
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tl;dr
Your call.
Darwin18
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Was that the review about how Cape's business discriminates against fat chicks?
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That business was built on fat chicks in yoga pants.
And for the record, just because you apologized doesn't mean you will ever be accepted here, you are, after all, a Dolphins fan.
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And for the record, just because you apologized doesn't mean you will ever be accepted here, you are, after all, a Dolphins fan.
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motobrewer
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Good lord Dolphins fans are high maintenance
^ Mostly just me. The rest of them are super easy going and show up at HQ with Dan Marino action figures while demanding the GM be fired.
HoppyDaze
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You should be fired
jeezus even the ESPN web user interface about the Jets is a fail.
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What the heck is tl;dr and PKU??
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Omg lol lmao!
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I am reeeeeeally enjoying watching the Seahawks implode into a dumpster fire.
http://thebiglead.com/2014/10/22/ru...ahawks-players-allegedly-say/#sthash.zCI77idI
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