Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[finsfan]

Cranium or face?

Im sure you say this to other dudes all the time

 

[user 574]

Cranium or face?

C'mon. Two to the chest one to the face.

 

[Krovitz]

Im sure you say this to other dudes all the time

Hahaha. Count it.

Rodgers has nothing to do with this awful defense right now.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Im sure you say this to other dudes all the time

good one...

you were born out your mother's ass

 

[emjay]

good one...

you were born out your mother's ass

Dude, rectovaginal fistula is a real thing, why you gotta make fun of his mother's legitimate medical condition like that? Not cool.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Dude, rectovaginal fistula is a real thing, why you gotta make fun of his mother's legitimate medical condition like that? Not cool.

[ame="http://youtu.be/lknhMwbZoEs"]http://youtu.be/lknhMwbZoEs[/ame]

 

[motobrewer]

Im sure you say this to other dudes all the time

a relevant fact from finsfan. surprising.

 

[day_trippr]

a relevant fact from finsfan. surprising.

Blind Squirrel Syndrome. It happens.

Rogers apparently did manage to croak his non-throwing-side collarbone. BTDT, and lemme tell ya it hurt like an MFer. Golf claps to him for barely showing it.

If he's a fast healer they might let him come back in a month. The danger to coming back too early is the top of the lung and a whole crapload of nerves and arteries lie in immediate proximity to the collarbone and if it were to re-break and an end or shard moves too far in the wrong direction he could be totally effed for good...

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

Man, Dolphins are just making the Jags look like an awesome organization.

 

[finsfan]

Man, Dolphins are just making the Jags look like an awesome organization.

Now that just a hoppy statement.

I could care less what is going on with these two goons. They needed to be kicked off the team and get out of the way for actual people who wanna play. They obviously were hurting the team as they played better last thursday without them.

 

[Darwin18]

When Incognito starts carrying out hits and trafficking firearms then I'll care.

 

[ChshreCat]

Now that just a hoppy statement.

I could care less what is going on with these two goons. They needed to be kicked off the team and get out of the way for actual people who wanna play. They obviously were hurting the team as they played better last thursday without them.

Sounds like you're going to have to kick the coaching staff off then too.

 

[h22lude]

Now that just a hoppy statement.

I could care less what is going on with these two goons. They needed to be kicked off the team and get out of the way for actual people who wanna play. They obviously were hurting the team as they played better last thursday without them.

Couldn't care less. And you guys make fun of Boston schools.

 

[finsfan]

When Incognito starts carrying out hits and trafficking firearms then I'll care.

^ This

 

[MrNickVT]

^ This

Haha

 

[Cape Brewing]

When Incognito buttfumbles I'll start to care.

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[h22lude]

Who doesn't like going to a water park? That is a good time right there

 

[HoppyDaze]

Who doesn't like going to a water park? That is a good time right there

Nothing better than swimming in and drinking pee.

 

[h22lude]

Nothing better than swimming in and drinking pee.

So I assume you don't go swimming in any public pools (at a sports club or hotel)

If you are swimming with your mouth open and drinking the water, you are swimming wrong haha

 

[MrNickVT]

So I assume you don't go swimming in any public pools (at a sports club or hotel) If you are swimming with your mouth open and drinking the water, you are swimming wrong haha

Hey, you never know when or where thirst will strike!

 

[HoppyDaze]

So I assume you don't go swimming in any public pools (at a sports club or hotel)

If you are swimming with your mouth open and drinking the water, you are swimming wrong haha

I try not to...I usually only soak in hot springs because I'm an adult.

I bet you are the only person in the world who can swim all day at a pee park and get no water in your mouth. You must be amazing!

 

[h22lude]

I try not to...I usually only soak in hot springs because I'm an adult.

I bet you are the only person in the world who can swim all day at a pee park and get no water in your mouth. You must be amazing!

First, getting a little in your mouth and drinking it are two different things. As an adult who "soaks" in hot springs I would have thought you would have known the difference.

Second, it isn't that hard to not get water in your mouth. Keep it closed while you swim.

 

[MrNickVT]

I want to soak in a hot spring

 

[finsfan]

I want to soak in a hot spring

You gotta up your smack talk game Nick!

 

[MrNickVT]

You gotta up your smack talk game Nick!

Is this just an everyone ****s on everyone thread? I thought it was just football smack talk.

 

[Accidic]

Your foosball team is a decaying pile of rat dung....

 

[Accidic]

Who doesn't like going to a water park? That is a good time right there

PS, my father doesn't. The last time he went to a water park, he got his neck broke.

 

[bluemoose]

I hope you all drown at a watermark, or hot spring. In the meantime, the Patriots will do better this weekend than your craptastic teams, and they are on a bye!

 

[MrNickVT]

Patriots blow. Jets will take division and Gronk will will be standing over Brady while he's "bradying" who has a stadium that's not covered? Time to catch up with the modern times!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Patriots blow. Jets will take division and Gronk will will be standing over Brady while he's "bradying" who has a stadium that's not covered? Time to catch up with the modern times!

Yeah... You're still doing it wrong. You really wanna go with something that has at least a thread of reality tied into it or folks will just dismiss it out of hand as ridiculous.

.... like Hoppy's hoppy Wheel of Parity. Ridiculous yet still has at least SOME thread of reality in it.... and so the Wheel lives on.

 

[MrNickVT]

Yeah... You're still doing it wrong. You really wanna go with something that has at least a thread of reality tied into it or folks will just dismiss it out of hand as ridiculous. .... like Hoppy's hoppy Wheel of Parity. Ridiculous yet still has at least SOME thread of reality in it.... and so the Wheel lives on.

I don't have game. I'll unsubscribe lol

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't have game. I'll unsubscribe lol

Okay then. Bye.

 

[MrNickVT]

Okay then. Bye.

psychhh keep being a Tom Brady fan boy!

 

[bob1852]

Okay then. Bye.

Bluemoose already told us the Patriots have a bye. PKU.

 

[MrNickVT]

Bluemoose already told us the Patriots have a bye. PKU.

Thanks god no one wants to hear/see Brady throw for 200 yards again!

 

[bluemoose]

Thanks god no one wants to hear/see Brady throw for 200 yards again!

I want dataz back. Isn't that just a little sad? Now I can be ashamed to live in Vermont for another reason ^^^

 

[day_trippr]

Thanks god no one wants to hear/see Brady throw for 200 yards again!

Uh huh.

If you had paid that overdue cable bill in time you wouldn't have missed the last game, when Brady racked up 432 yards and a QB rating of almost 152...

Cheers!

 

[MrNickVT]

I want dataz back. Isn't that just a little sad? Now I can be ashamed to live in Vermont for another reason ^^^

Depends on what part of Vermont

 

[h22lude]

Uh huh.

If you had paid that overdue cable bill in time you wouldn't have missed the last game, when Brady racked up 432 yards and a QB rating of almost 152...

Cheers!

I can't like using the app so I'll just quote it...

And as others say...relevant