Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[paulthenurse]

No idea what to expect tonight without two of the best defensive players in the NFL not playing. Probably still win, easily.

They’ll probably go for two down by a billion.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

These two teams have serious butt hurt issues.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Oh really?

 

[HoppyDaze]

These two teams have serious butt hurt issues.

Yer mom is butt hurt. Not mentally, physically.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Carrol and Quinn both have TB12 tattoed on their left cheek.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Does Wilson ever NOT throw a pick?

 

[day_trippr]

FFS, I go downstairs to swap a keg and by the time I get back upstairs the Seahawks are already down two TDs??

 

[Cape Brewing]

He should change his name to Russell Turnover

Get it?

Cuz he keeps turning the ball over.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Time to watch the Celtics.

 

[day_trippr]

Nice call to end the half.
Cooter's been hittin' the crack pipe again...

 

[HoppyDaze]

They almost had that

 

[day_trippr]

lol!

Anyway, ATL has kept this game a lot closer than I expected

 

[HoppyDaze]

What an abortion

 

[day_trippr]

Home loss, too. Your 12th Man Collective has lost its mojo.
Still, should've been a blow-out but it was actually almost competitive...

 

[bluemoose]

Between 12th man and turnover chains, the PNW is really working hard on cultural appropriation, huh?

 

[paulthenurse]

Cooter for coach of the year?

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Bills had a dude throw 5 picks in the first half and even they didn’t get shut out.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Even the Browns scored a touchdown FFS

 

[day_trippr]

Wheee! Who are we gonna have to pick on now?

 

[paulthenurse]

Wheee! Who are we gonna have to pick on now?

We can easily kill a few hours discussing how fu(ked up a grown man has to be to be sporting this doo...

 

[day_trippr]

Yeah, that look just doesn't work anywhere on this planet.
I'd blame his dad but I actually think Al was one of the good guys.

But, anyway, we need a vict...err, correspondent...that believes they're a contender.
Not another weak-ass going nowhere team like Seattle or Green Bay

 

[HoppyDaze]

ob-fvcking-sessed

 

[Cape Brewing]

ob-fvcking-sessed

Why are you even here!?!?? Go hide your head in SHAME!!! SHHHHAAAAAAAME!!!!

Shame shame shame shame.

Ssshhhhh.....






ame!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. So much to be thankful for (if you’re a Pats fan).

I’m wishing everyone a happy turkey day now since my family does the holiday on the Weds (today)... because we’re smarter than everyone else.

[emoji884][emoji106]

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You too Cape and have a Happy Butt Fumble Day.

 

[smurfjuice]

Ditto

 

[paulthenurse]

Fifth Anniversary of the Butt Fumble.

 

[paulthenurse]

 

[user 574]

So much thanksgiving love over in NE

 

[bluemoose]

Isn’t that a picture of Moto’s curling team?

 

[paulthenurse]

Where did you get the photo of Yeager and his frat bros?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Looks like beating women is really starting to catch up to the Cowboys.

 

[day_trippr]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yuck. Watched all of about four minutes of college football and had to shut it off once I realized that blatant offensive pass interference is apparently totally legal

 

[day_trippr]

And that's that!

 

[bluemoose]

Speaking of college, I can’t wait for this week’s Bama update.

 

[LAHammer]

Roll Tide!
Still in the running.
Tough to play in the SEC.

 

[jammin]

I'll just go ahead and get this out of the way. I'm going to be hunting all weekend.

try not to kick your dog too many times or poison any tree's tonight, K buddy? if you need someone to talk too we're always here to tell you how much alabama sucks alright

 

[LAHammer]

It would be good to adjust the pass interference rule.
Auburn played a great game.
(Don’t quota me on that)

 

[day_trippr]

[...]
Auburn played a great game.
(Don’t quota me on that)

Ooops! My bad