Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

86 road wins, breaking Payton’s record in his retirement home?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah that one but also just simply “most wins ever”... which is kind of a big one

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Soon to be most wins during a volcanic eruption.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It’s fiiiiiiine

 

[day_trippr]

I'm not sure who to give a crap for tonite.
I mean, normally it'd be for Miami to be beheaded and left for dead, just on AFC East GPs.
But at 4-4 and frankly going nowhere anyway, maybe notching Carolina by a game would be the higher goal.

I dunno. It's a minor dilemma

[edit] Consulted The Oracle (aka Spousal Unit) who thinks Carolina might get uppity and should be taken down a peg.
And there we have it. Game on!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Game means nuthin’

 

[day_trippr]

Everything means sumptin.

Like, finding yourself in agreement with Jerry Jones.
Truly never saw that coming

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Rodg is asking for primo perks. Lifetime health insurance for him and his family? Lifetime private jet for him and family?....

 

[day_trippr]

"Trump Effect"

The rest of us are good and truly fooked...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Well. I guess with a $40mil salary he's just scraping by.

 

[day_trippr]

Fried Dolphin it is.
How's that volcano doing today?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Who's in charge of the sacrifices today?

 

[Cape Brewing]

That’s a shame about Kam Chancellor.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What.... the HELL... is going on with the forums??

 

[day_trippr]

Well, see, the pre-move testing didn't actually find anything, so...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

So, so sad.........

 

[user 574]

Tex this upgrade seems to be a hot mess

 

[bluemoose]

Mexican food in honor of the location of the only game worth watching today.

 

[day_trippr]

Raiders gonna wish the NFL had a Mercy Rule today...

 

[bluemoose]

Nice to see the giants warming up. Great day to get their second win.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Tex this upgrade seems to be a hot mess

Someone needs to swing the ban hammer on Tx.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Tx died years ago. It's just a pack of monkeys pressing buttons now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Brady looks decent

Oh... how ‘bout them Packers eh?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Moto's dominating the Obnoxious Curling board. Packers should just give up the season. Is there anyone else good there the Pats can pick up?

 

[stratslinger]

Wonder if Brady’s going to break any more records today...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think he has a chance at the all time win record

 

[paulthenurse]

Going for two down 30-6. Adorable.

 

[paulthenurse]

 

[smurfjuice]

They made it ... just sayin'.

 

[paulthenurse]

They bad. And they don’t take no ****.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Brady broke the all time win record today!

 

[day_trippr]

That was as comfortable as predictable. I like that.
Miami at home could be even bigly...er.

Not sure we're gonna hear from the Pack fans 'til next season.
None of them actually brew beer, right?

 

[user 574]

... Packers should just give up the season. Is there anyone else good there the Pats can pick up?

This Hundley guy seems to be a good backup QB... Very consistent with his picks, sacks and throws out of bounds

 

[Cape Brewing]

So Pats / Eagles rematch for Minnesota this year?

Brady’s going to have to start using both hands for his rings.

When he puts the two hands together showing all six rings... I assume he would start with the two pointer fingers and spread em out to each ring finger right? Just feels like starting at the pinkie and working in would be weird.

Oh... and yeah, you’re right DB... the Pack is just terrible

 

[Cape Brewing]

OH MAN!!!! All the fingers except for the two middle fingers that are flipping off all the haters!!!

PERFECT!!!!

Jesus. Six rings is a lot.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

This Hundley guy seems to be a good backup QB... Very consistent with his picks, sacks and throws out of bounds

Could be worse. BillsMafia must be burning down the city.

 

[triethylborane]

Broncos players tearing up because Elway called them "soft" post-game

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/11/20/broncos-loss-cj-anderson-cries/

lol, these punks deserve the label after their antics earlier on this season

 

[HoppyDaze]

No idea what to expect tonight without two of the best defensive players in the NFL not playing. Probably still win, easily.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Another loss.

That’s what you should expect.

 

[day_trippr]

Seahawks are li'l doggies at home. Sans Chancellor I expect ATL to run wild.
I'm ok with it