Masstoberfest 2015

[Melana]

Sure. Can you make yours look like this one?

 

[paulthenurse]

Why do you have the reputation of being nice and I have the reputation of being a dick? That's not right.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey it looks like there may be intermittent showers on Saturday If anyone has a pop up tent can they bring it along? Thanks.

 

[Yooper]

Hey it looks like there may be intermittent showers on Saturday If anyone has a pop up tent can they bring it along? Thanks.

Rain???? No. I will not stand for that.

I expect blue skies with sunshine. A rainbow would be nice, but I don't want to ask for too much.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yoop,

You have your personal brew slave, Mort. Just make sure he doesn't get too tipsy holding the umbrella.

 

[Yooper]

Yoop,

You have your personal brew slave, Mort. Just make sure he doesn't get too tipsy holding the umbrella.

I'm really gonna like Mort. I can tell.

 

[paulthenurse]

Mort is an *******. Trust me. I love the guy.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Rain???? No. I will not stand for that.

I expect blue skies with sunshine. A rainbow would be nice, but I don't want to ask for too much.

I'm sure Paul will wear his rainbow bike shorts if you ask him to.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm sure Paul will wear his rainbow bike shorts if you ask him to.

Are you coming? I SO want to smack you one.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I might be. I have to see if there's a place I can crash for the night.

 

[Melana]

I might be. I have to see if there's a place I can crash for the night.

I've got a couch

 

[Yooper]

I've got a couch

Sounds like a party!

 

[paulthenurse]

I thought Yoop was sleeping on your couchhhhhhhh........!!!!!!!

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Worst case scenario... Ok obviously second case... You can crash on my porch. I mean under my porch. I mean under the shed. With the girls.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I thought Yoop was sleeping on your couchhhhhhhh........!!!!!!!

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Worst case scenario... Ok obviously second case... You can crash on my porch. I mean under my porch. I mean under the shed. With the girls.

Now that sounds like a party....

Thanks Melana.

Yoop, do you like to be on top or bottom?

 

[Yooper]

Now that sounds like a party....

Thanks Melana.

Yoop, do you like to be on top or bottom?

On the top.

I get the couch. You shall be on the floor.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Sounds kinky. Ok. I'm game.

 

[Yooper]

Sounds kinky. Ok. I'm game.

I knew I liked you!!!!!!!

Seriously, it's up to Melana. She's the hostest with the mostest here- I'm just along for the ride.

But not too many guys get to have a sleepover with us, from what I can tell.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Maybe she has a sectional and we can just play footsies all night.

 

[paulthenurse]

Not for nuttin' but me, the_bird and both our wives have been kept awake by Yoop and her nocturnal nasal turbulence.

Hey,some people like that kinky sheet.

 

[paulthenurse]

Holy sheet. Are the two of you flirting?

I'm getting nauseous.

 

[Yooper]

Not for nuttin' but me, the_bird and both our wives have been kept awake by Yoop and her nocturnal nasal turbulence.

Hey,some people like that kinky sheet.

That's a lie. I probably kept them awake, I'll grant, but it because I had so much more to say to them.

 

[Yooper]

Holy sheet. Are the two of you flirting?

I'm getting nauseous.

No, you're jealous.

 

[paulthenurse]

No. I'm pretty sure I'm nauseous.

Rick? Really?

Yup. 100% sure I'm nauseous.

 

[Paps]

Yup. 100% sure I'm nauseous.

So should we now call you "Paul the nauseous" or "Nauseous the nurse"??????

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Paul the Nauseous has a nice ring to it.

 

[Melana]

Hey, I've got two couches...

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Darn, there goes my plan to snuggle up with Yoop.

 

[Melana]

Darn, there goes my plan to snuggle up with Yoop.

You could snuggle up with BigJohn... I promise to look the other way.

 

[Yooper]

Darn, there goes my plan to snuggle up with Yoop.

You could snuggle up with BigJohn... I promise to look the other way.

I just choked on my coffee. I really did LOL.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

You could snuggle up with BigJohn... I promise to look the other way.

Does that mean that you and Yooper will snuggle together? I can't speak for BigJohn, but I'd want to watch that.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, this is a G tread. And so is the pahty.

Well, except for last year when Melana gave her mash tun a hummer.

 

[Melana]

Thanks Paul... Thanks.

 

[Melana]

Are Gilligan and Smurfie attending this year?

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey , it's like the second or third time in a calendar year that anyone has even mentioned it. I think that speaks to the enormous regard for you among your home brewing colleagues. That said, we're grown men with the emotional and humor maturity of teenaged boys. And let's face it, you WERE on your knees attempting to unstick the sparge using forcibly exhaled air through the tube. If we didn't love you somebody would have snapped a picture.

 

[paulthenurse]

I believe Smurf and PTO are doing the Steinbier again. And I'm not sure if himself is going to be in London.

 

[Melana]

Awesome. Always fun seeing Smurfie and PTO.

Why don't you start drinking and drunk text himself asking if he's allowed to come over and play?

 

[paulthenurse]

Update, PTO is away and Yeager has FamObs till later in the day.

Smurfie, are you gou going to carry the whole Steinbeir load?

 

[Melana]

Update, PTO is away and Yeager has FamObs till later in the day.

Smurfie, are you gou going to carry the whole Steinbeir load?

Like last year?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

...
Why don't you start drinking and drunk text himself asking if he's allowed to come over and play?

Drunk texting or calling is my job. PM me his number, and I'll text him at 2:00 am.

If I'm up that that time, I've been sleeping soundly lately. Amazing how quiet it is here in NH.

 

[Cape Brewing]

hehehe... He said "load"