paulthenurse
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Hey Battah Battah Battah Swiiing!!!!!!!
Oh sorry... I was watching the Pedro Martinez public ball washing on TV since there is no other local baseball worth watching and it occurred to me that the season is drawing to a close. (Who am I sh!tting? The Sox are deader than any four of the hookers allegedly buried under my shed.) Be that as it may, the days of cool, crisp baseball nights are coming........ Days of nights? WTF does that even mean?
Whatever. If baseball season is drawing to a close that means only two things.
1. Football is coming. Free Tom Brady!!!!!
2. Masstoberfest is coming.
If you want to argue about the NFL and TB go over to the Obnoxious Football thread and Cape will be MORE than happy to give you a plateful of stupidity.
BUT... If you want to spend a day hanging out with the best brewers in Massachusetts, drink a ton of good, dare I say great beer, enjoy some of the tastiest BBQ around and hang out with some really cool people, than you need to come to Masstoberfest on Saturday October 3rd. That is the first Saturday in October for those of you like Rick who are calendar challenged.
If, because of some error in judgment on your part, you've been living in a prison in Turkey for the past 8 years after attempting to bring some of the local hand made goods home to share with your friends, and have only recently been re-introduced to the internet you might not know about Masstoberfest. Mores the pity, because Masstoberfest is the best-est party in Mass. It started in 2007 with four local guys getting together to brew on a freezing ass cold day. Well, we had a blast and once we defrosted we decided to do it again. So the following year we did it again, only much earlier in the year so frostbite was not such a concern. And lo, unto them was born a party.
Each year it gets better and better. Bring your rig and brew with us. Be it ever so humble, you will have fun and you will learn something. Like last year when we watched Dakota condense a 6 hour brew day into 90 minutes so he could get home to take Mrs. Dakota to the opera. If you've never watched anyone brew in a tux before, it's eye opening. Single pot extract, BIB, three level tier, nuclear powered flux capacitor hop backs... You'll see it all. (And some of that stupid **** might actually work. Probably not but you never know.)
ANd of course, if you don't brew, you're not eligible to win the Masstoberfest Cup, the single coolest prize in Homebrewing.
I've got to go, I need to respond to the Pope and Donald Trump, both of whom apparently want invites.
Talk amongst yourselves.
PTN
Oh sorry... I was watching the Pedro Martinez public ball washing on TV since there is no other local baseball worth watching and it occurred to me that the season is drawing to a close. (Who am I sh!tting? The Sox are deader than any four of the hookers allegedly buried under my shed.) Be that as it may, the days of cool, crisp baseball nights are coming........ Days of nights? WTF does that even mean?
Whatever. If baseball season is drawing to a close that means only two things.
1. Football is coming. Free Tom Brady!!!!!
2. Masstoberfest is coming.
If you want to argue about the NFL and TB go over to the Obnoxious Football thread and Cape will be MORE than happy to give you a plateful of stupidity.
BUT... If you want to spend a day hanging out with the best brewers in Massachusetts, drink a ton of good, dare I say great beer, enjoy some of the tastiest BBQ around and hang out with some really cool people, than you need to come to Masstoberfest on Saturday October 3rd. That is the first Saturday in October for those of you like Rick who are calendar challenged.
If, because of some error in judgment on your part, you've been living in a prison in Turkey for the past 8 years after attempting to bring some of the local hand made goods home to share with your friends, and have only recently been re-introduced to the internet you might not know about Masstoberfest. Mores the pity, because Masstoberfest is the best-est party in Mass. It started in 2007 with four local guys getting together to brew on a freezing ass cold day. Well, we had a blast and once we defrosted we decided to do it again. So the following year we did it again, only much earlier in the year so frostbite was not such a concern. And lo, unto them was born a party.
Each year it gets better and better. Bring your rig and brew with us. Be it ever so humble, you will have fun and you will learn something. Like last year when we watched Dakota condense a 6 hour brew day into 90 minutes so he could get home to take Mrs. Dakota to the opera. If you've never watched anyone brew in a tux before, it's eye opening. Single pot extract, BIB, three level tier, nuclear powered flux capacitor hop backs... You'll see it all. (And some of that stupid **** might actually work. Probably not but you never know.)
ANd of course, if you don't brew, you're not eligible to win the Masstoberfest Cup, the single coolest prize in Homebrewing.
I've got to go, I need to respond to the Pope and Donald Trump, both of whom apparently want invites.
Talk amongst yourselves.
PTN
