Just a wish

[Bruscar]

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head...In a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have
TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime
I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said; 'Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels
inside; What she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment; Why she cries; What she means when she says nothing's wrong; and how I can make a woman
truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

 

[zoebisch01]

Ba-dum-bum!

I laughed

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Hehehhehehehee!!! <----------- That's me laughing

 

[Bruscar]

Yeah, I was waiting for the inevitable *****enozzle to reply with some variation of "EVERY time I hear that one...". Bite me. Yeah, like I haven't read enough "Is my beer ruined?" threads?!

Thanks for not doing that. We all could use a funny once in a while.