How I Got Kicked From Beer Advocate (& HBT)

[Vamptrump]

Has anyone taken a hypo used for injecting seasoning into turkeys and filled the hypo with beer like a stout or porter or maybe even an ale, and inject it into the center of a peep! I'm just saying...

Brb...must find peeps!

 

[drainbamage]

Has anyone taken a hypo used for injecting seasoning into turkeys and filled the hypo with beer like a stout or porter or maybe even an ale, and inject it into the center of a peep! I'm just saying...

Really? Really?!

I could go for an imperial stout peep though. Might make them tolerable.

 

[Vandulus]

My son has challenged me to make a beer that tastes like S'mores. I wonder how well Peeps will ferment if they're cooked down in a double boiler first...

 

[Vamptrump]

My son has challenged me to make a beer that tastes like S'mores. I wonder how well Peeps will ferment if they're cooked down in a double boiler first...

Here you go:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=126780

And when you are done, I'll drive over from Dayton to assess.

 

[Kee]

My son has challenged me to make a beer that tastes like S'mores. I wonder how well Peeps will ferment if they're cooked down in a double boiler first...

If that does not bring Gary_Oak back to smite the wicked he's gone for good.

 

[PlexVector]

If that does not bring Gary_Oak back to smite the wicked he's gone for good.

nestar:He did set a mighty high standard...!nestar:

 

[fuzzy2133]

Here you go:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=126780

And when you are done, I'll drive over from Dayton to assess.

One day I will attempt to brew that up! Read that thread probably 8 times since I joined HBT. Does not sound too far fetched in a sweet stout.

 

[Vamptrump]

One day I will attempt to brew that up! Read that thread probably 8 times since I joined HBT. Does not sound too far fetched in a sweet stout.

I combined a lot of feed back from that thread today and started to work up a recipe.

 

[mcspanner]

Adjuncts! ADJUNCTS! in the name of Gary_oak won't somebody see some sense. Brew you're S'more concoction but don't call it beer. Go and read a book if you're confused.

 

[Zuljin]

Yeah. HBT was totally the wrong crowd for him to go all anti adjunct on. We live for weird brews.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Yeah. HBT was totally the wrong crowd for him to go all anti adjunct on. We live for weird brews.

it's the never ending song that knows exactly what you want to hear.

 

[brew_ny]

it's the never ending song that knows exactly what you want to hear.

maybe some Dead Kennedys

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Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Cambodia (1981)

or

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqie3zceU-0[/ame]

Dead Kennedys - MTV Get Off The Air - (Live at DMPOs on Broadway, SF, USA, 1984)

but I am old and from the CBGB days

 

[SnakeRidge]

it's the never ending song that knows exactly what you want to hear.

Is that the cellered Bud Lite talkin?

 

[brew_ny]

Is that the cellered Bud Lite talkin?

if it isn't it should be

 

[Vamptrump]

Adjuncts! ADJUNCTS! in the name of Gary_oak won't somebody see some sense. Brew you're S'more concoction but don't call it beer. Go and read a book if you're confused.

I bought this book called "Home brewing without failures". Hopefully that will help me out.

 

[mcspanner]

I bought this book called "Home brewing without failures". Hopefully that will help me out.

I'm buying shares in sugar producers.

 

[Saboral]

I wonder what Pokemon he left pallet town with? Gary Oak in the show left with Bulbasaur. It's funny because Bulbasaur sucks almost as bad as kettle corn. Charizard is definitely the way to go.

 

[hunter_le five]

I wonder what Pokemon he left pallet town with? Gary Oak in the show left with Bulbasaur. It's funny because Bulbasaur sucks almost as bad as kettle corn. Charizard is definitely the way to go.

What language are you speaking?

 

[Vamptrump]

(xkcd.com)

 

[DrunkleJon]

(xkcd.com)

I still like this one

 

[mcspanner]

Speaking of adjuncts View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1433531635.197554.jpg

 

[Billy-Klubb]

This is science.

 

[Vamptrump]

Got my book. Now I can be educated like Gary_Oak

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[Zuljin]

Got my book. Now I can be educated like Gary_Oak

You have initials for a name! I must believe every word you say!

 

[Vamptrump]

I've already learned that I don't need base grains, just 4# Crystal Malt (unspecified type) and 3# sugar. My beer is going to be incredible now!

 

[doug293cz]

I've already learned that I don't need base grains, just 4# Crystal Malt (unspecified type) and 3# sugar. My beer is going to be incredible now!

You could call it Goat Gak (pale, amber, brown depending on crystal Lovibond.)

Brew on (or maybe not)

 

[Saboral]

What language are you speaking?

Pokemon mother****er! Do you speak it?View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1433645283.224476.jpg

 

[drainbamage]

This is science.

Rated Mature???

 

[1977Brewer]

Rated Mature???

It's a full goat sim. Not for kids.


...KIDS.

 

[PlexVector]

This is science.

Rated Mature???

More like Rated M for Manure...

 

[ImNoExpert]

Got my book. Now I can be educated like Gary_Oak

Wow! All three kinds! Beer, Ale, AND Stout!

 

[Vamptrump]

Wow! All three kinds! Beer, Ale, AND Stout!

I always thought ale and stout were beer, but this book has taught me so much. My favorite recipe in the book is hops, water, sugar, and yeast...no malt.

 

[Singletrack]

My favorite recipe in the book is hops, water, sugar, and yeast...no malt.

This is a valuable recipe for secretly brewing beer in your bedroom at Grandma's house. Might have to leave out hops, but they don't seem necessary.

 

[PlexVector]

This is a valuable recipe for secretly brewing beer in your bedroom at Grandma's house. Might have to leave out hops, but they don't seem necessary.

For IPA dry grapefruit and you'll never know the difference.

 

[Kharnynb]

ah, the famous kilju beer recipe, unbeaten by any of those "fancy" new beers and much better to make since you only need to hide it under your laundry for 3 days before it is "drinkable"

 

[SnakeRidge]

ah, the famous kilju beer recipe, unbeaten by any of those "fancy" new beers and much better to make since you only need to hide it under your laundry for 3 days before it is "drinkable"

The funny thing to me about Kilju, and the fact that it is hooch, is that in my local southern American English dialect, it sounds like "Killed You" when I say it. As in "Dayum Son, that mess liked to kilju!"

 

[Kharnynb]

that's not far from the truth, especially since hygiene is usually very secondary concern.

 

[slym2none]

The funny thing to me about Kilju, and the fact that it is hooch, is that in my local southern American English dialect, it sounds like "Killed You" when I say it. As in "Dayum Son, that mess liked to kilju!"

 

[Vamptrump]

Two days without activity...Did everyone choke on peeps and kettle corn?

 

[mcspanner]

Two days without activity...Did everyone choke on peeps and kettle corn?

I've been busy doing back to back blind tastings of kettle and....ummm....non kettle corn.

Early results indicate that it's exactly the same stuff. I'm waiting for funding to write a paper on it.