High post count does not equal brewing knowledge

[Yooper]

Amen, brother.

Is it group hug time?

YES! Let's all hug and join hands and sing "Kum Bah Ya".

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I'm in for the group hug!! ......And I promise to try and cop a feel.


MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

 

[flyangler18]

YES! Let's all hug and join hands and sing "Kum Bah Ya".

Figured I'd throw this in before BM does.

 

[Yooper]

I'm in for the group hug!! ......And I promise to try and cop a feel.


MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

I'll tell BK to watch out for that.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Figured I'd throw this in before BM does.

I can see me there, but which one is Yooper?

 

[Revvy]

YES! Let's all hug and join hands and sing "Kum Bah Ya".

Figured I'd throw this in before BM does.

See I figured Yooper REALLY just wanted to watch the "menz" touch each other and all...Just like we were imagining Yoop and Giada Delaurentis the other day...

 

[shecky]

I can see me there, but which one is Yooper?

That's it, you're banned from the group hug.

 

[Yooper]

That's it, you're banned from the group hug.

I am?

Ok, boys, have at it then.

 

[HBHoss]

I do solemnly swear to uphold the rules, regulations and communal brother/sisterhood of HBT. To help protect from aggressors foreign and domestic using appropriate means. I swear to use the search function first before asking a question and to contribute pearls of wisdom and silliness when appropriate.
EDIT: I also will stop changing my avatar.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Hey!! Who's holding my willy!!!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I do solemnly swear to uphold the rules, regulations and communal brother/sisterhood of HBT. To help protect from aggressors foreign and domestic using appropriate means. I swear to use the search function first before asking a question and to contribute pearls of wisdom and silliness when appropriate.

We need to frame that, and have a swearing in ceremony for noobs......Just like the US gov. made ME do!

 

[HBHoss]

I can see me there, but which one is Yooper?

She's in the middle.

 

[flyangler18]

Just like we were imagining Yoop and Giada Delaurentis the other day...

I'm telling you, we need ONE more in the mix:

To quote jpsloan: 'I'd plow her like a turnip field'....

 

[flyangler18]

Hey!! Who's holding my willy!!!

The same person who's juggling your beanbag. I say Shecky.

 

[shecky]

I am?

Ok, boys, have at it then.

No, no, no, you misunderstood. I meant the Gnome.
Jeepers, my wife is already ticked at me. I don't need to add the Supreme Brewmistress to the list.

 

[shecky]

The same person who's juggling your beanbag. I say Shecky.

I'm starting to get a complex.

 

[HBHoss]

I'm telling you, we need ONE more in the mix:

To quote jpsloan: 'I'd plow her like a turnip field'....

I'd let her toss my noodle!

 

[Revvy]

I'm telling you, we need ONE more in the mix:

To quote jpsloan: 'I'd plow her like a turnip field'....

She's my obsession and mine alone....

Do you have any "freebies" with your partners? You know the one person that if you had a chance to bang, your swambo would let you, just like you have to let her. It's usually a famous person you both know you'll have no chance in hell to get with....but you always hope..

She's been mine for several years...

The coolest thing was that I dated a women for awhile who had the same one as me....

It made for some interesting "pillow talk"

 

[GroovePuppy]

She's my obsession and mine alone....

Do you have any "freebies" with your partners? You know the one person that if you had a chance to bang, your swambo would let you, just like you have to let her. It's usually a famous person you both know you'll have no chance in hell to get with....but you always hope..

She's been mine for several years...

But she looks her dad I tell ya!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I remember Nigel Lawson as being a lot uglier than that!

 

[shecky]

I remember Nigel Lawson as being a lot uglier than that!

I think he's kinda cute.

(Oh, Lord, there I go furthering a wrong impression).

 

[GroovePuppy]

I remember Nigel Lawson as being a lot uglier than that!

You're thinking of his politics. He's way uglier when he talks.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

You're thinking of his politics. He's way uglier when he talks.

Actually, you do have a point there. I think my mind made him uglier so that I could hate him more. I am a simple creature.

 

[jspence1]

I think this thread has degenerated enough now for us all to park our nonsense here.

and loving it

 

[jspence1]

Hey!! Who's holding my willy!!!

Begging for the reach around is just sad

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Begging for the reach around is just sad

.........Says the man with the dancing banana. :cross:

 

[GroovePuppy]

I think this thread has degenerated enough now for us all to park our nonsense here.

It's like a lovely, cleansing bath.

Except without the "cleansing". Or the "lovely"!

 

[jspence1]

.........Says the man with the dancing banana. :cross:

I thought the dancing banana was somehow inappropriate when discussing the reach around

 

[jspence1]

I just had to check and see what this thread was about.

 

[Orfy]

Nuttin'............

 

[shecky]

It's like an Intewebz Seinfeld episode.

 

[uglygoat]

Begging for the reach around is just sad

bwahahaha!!!!


did this thread burn on re-entry, or impact the surface?

 

[Zymurgrafi]

did this thread burn on re-entry, or impact the surface?

now that's just dirty talk.




sounds painful too.





:cross:

 

[HBHoss]

bwahahaha!!!!


did this thread burn on re-entry, or impact the surface?

I'd say it exploded in a Golden Shower!

 

[jpsloan]

But she looks her dad I tell ya!

Don't know who or what he is.

All I know is that Nigella is my smokin' hot MILF food-celeb doe-eyed sugar-addicted sex!

 

[Revvy]

Don't know who or what he is.

All I know is that Nigella is my smokin' hot MILF food-celeb doe-eyed sugar-addicted sex!

Did you know she rarely wears panities

and.....

Chef and tv personality Nigella Lawson has confessed she wears sexy stockings to turn on her man's "other" appetite.

The brunette kitchen siren believes there's nothing tastier than a pair of
stockings and revealed she even goes to bed wearing just stockings and stiletto heels.

Nigella told Britain's Esquire magazine: "Stockings never fail to make you
feel sexy. "I like hold-ups, but the problem is if you've got too much meat at the top, you get a bulge there. So I often wear those over-the-knee French schoolgirl socks.

"But I know men like the whole strappy thing of suspenders, so I'll wear them."

"I've worn them with nothing but a pair of shoes in bed before."

Then, she whips them up a nice Beef Wellington with Yorkshire puddings and tatties.

The 47-year-old has been accused of producing "food porn" due to her erotic, epicurean attitude to cooking on her hit BBC show.

Nigella snagged a good catch in the husband department, millionaire art collector Charles Saatchi.

She also revealed to Esquire she only finds really hairy men attractive, which we are sure is more than any of us wants to know about Charles.

She said: "I like an animal. Hairy back, hair everywhere. I don't understand why a woman would want a hairless man.

"If I was going to go for smooth, I may as well be a lesbian."

Delicious![

(But I guess Yoop will have to stick with Giada...evidently Nigella doesn't play in both leagues....)

 

[Parker36]

Who are these people? I looked up this chick's wikipedia page and all it said was that her title is "The Honorable" She must be a judge because wikipedia NEVER lies!

 

[shecky]

Who are these people? I looked up this chick's wikipedia page and all it said was that her title is "The Honorable" She must be a judge because wikipedia NEVER lies!

I never heard of her, either. Nigel Lawson, yes. His daughter, never.
It is interesting that this thread has gone from some supposed smack-down diatribe on post counts not equaling brewing IQ to erotic cooks. I'm interested to see where it eventually ends.

 

[Revvy]

Who are these people? I looked up this chick's wikipedia page and all it said was that her title is "The Honorable" She must be a judge because wikipedia NEVER lies!

Maybe this will help.....

Nigel Lawson, Baron Lawson of Blaby, PC (born 11 March 1932), is a British Conservative politician who was Chancellor of the Exchequer between June 1983 and October 1989. His tenure in that office was longer than that of any of his predecessors since David Lloyd George (1908 to 1915), though it was surpassed by Gordon Brown in September 2003.

Lawson is the father of journalist and food writer Nigella Lawson, the late Thomasina Lawson, Horatia Lawson, Dominic Lawson, the former editor of The Sunday Telegraph, Tom Lawson, housemaster of Chernocke House at Winchester College, and Emily Lawson, a TV producer.

Nigella Lucy Lawson (born 6 January 1960) is an English food writer, journalist and broadcaster. Lawson was born to Nigel Lawson (now Baron Lawson of Blaby), a former Chancellor of the Exchequer, and Vanessa Salmon, whose family owned the J. Lyons and Co. empire. After graduating from the University of Oxford, Lawson started to work as a book reviewer and restaurant critic, later becoming the deputy literary editor of The Sunday Times in 1986. She then embarked upon a career as a freelance journalist, writing for a number of newspapers and magazines. In 1998, Lawson brought out her first cookery book, How to Eat, which sold 300,000 copies and became a bestseller. She went on to write her second book in 2000, How to be a Domestic Goddess, winning her the British Book Award for Author of The Year.

 

[Revvy]

I never heard of her, either. Nigel Lawson, yes. His daughter, never.
It is interesting that this thread has gone from some supposed smack-down diatribe on post counts not equaling brewing IQ to erotic cooks. I'm interested to see where it eventually ends.

WTF???? You heard of an obscure British has been politician, and NOT his hot famous daughter??

WOW....

It's been awhile...