lowtones84
Well-Known Member
Haha two pounds of black patent...holy s***. The other recipes were bad but...wow.
Haha two pounds of black patent...holy s***. The other recipes were bad but...wow.
Seriously, everything that's been quoted from that book sounds so horribly off base that one wonders if it was a parody piece of some sort.
Somebody needs to track down the author - and if he's not dirt-napping invite him to HBT.
Cheers!
Did you actually look at that last recipe?!?
There's nothing wrt "progress" that could 'splain that horror show...
Cheers!
the other day at work: "When are you going to have a party with all your home made beer?"
pssshhh! like I'm gonna share!
See, this is why homebrewtalk posters need to be owners of liquor stores. I would separate all of my display cases into style categories as opposed to by commercial brand name! Wouldn't that be so much simpler?? It seems so to me.
See, this is why homebrewtalk posters need to be owners of liquor stores. I would separate all of my display cases into style categories as opposed to by commercial brand name! Wouldn't that be so much simpler?? It seems so to me.
As to funny things I heard about beer this week, a coworker is celebrating his birthday and was super excited to go to a local watering hole to get 2 for 1 draft beer. he did not tell me that the only draft beers this place had were Budweiser light and Miller Lite! Oh, the horror!
Dude. Bud Light. It's Bud. Says so on the can.
Miller Lite is a Fine Pilsner Beer. I'd drink 2fers of it for days.
Miller Lite is the nasty.
When I worked at the steakhouse, my buddy and I would get home and kill a Lunchbox.
Lunchbox = pounder of Miller high life + pounder of Sparks energy drink
I saw a sign advertising the day's special: "The Happy Meal - $6"
"What is that?" I ask the barstress.
"A shot of whiskey and a beer."
My brother and I went to a "gourmet" donut shop/bar in Austin last weekend for lunch. Instead of regular flavored donuts, they sell all kinds of crazy ass frou-frou varieties, plus donut sandwiches, donut burgers, salads with bits of donut in them, donut chicken-and-dumplings, etc.
I saw a sign advertising the day's special: "The Happy Meal - $6"
"What is that?" I ask the barstress.
"A shot of whiskey and a beer."
I got a Happy Meal for lunch. He got diabeetus.
Edit: It was macrolager and well whiskey. I regret nothing.
I saw a sign advertising the day's special: "The Happy Meal - $6"
"What is that?" I ask the barstress.
"A shot of whiskey and a beer."
Can't just call a boilermaker a boilermaker?
Can't just call a boilermaker a boilermaker?
I brought my SNPA in to work... forgot my iPod in my car.
I had to go all the way downstairs to get it.
FML.
iPod... people other than mom's that jog still use those?
Isn't that what a phone is for? It's 2014 dude. Get with the time.
Isn't that what a phone is for? It's 2014 dude. Get with the time.
Somebody must be in to the day drinks pretty hard!
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So.... Ummm..... was this a working title that some graphic designer sent to print in error, then had to use up ten million labels?
It's ok I'm sure it'll be a rich deep stout full of roasted nuttiness and velvety vine fruit flavours.......
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Oh.
Can't just call a boilermaker a boilermaker?
It's only a Boilermaker in Indiana, the rest of you can find another name thanks.
Does skilled pipe fitter work?
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