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Sorry for the references being so obtuse!
A number of rounds ago, there was a spate of seized/lost/damaged packages, several of which resulted in the sender receiving written letters signed by a "Doug" or "Mark" at FedEx/UPS/USPS.
Is there actually a "Doug" or "Mark" out there? Who knows - but if there is, he seems to be thirsty!
LoneTreeFarms
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Doug /mark are the boogie man that steals your 20# boxes of beer and sends you a nasty letter. We don’t know if they’re real. But their actions are real and they sting the ole pocket book. Most packages you can insure but you still have to make another box up to ship out. Basically Doug/Mark sucks!!
TwistedGray
El Jefe Brewing Company
I met one on your behalf as well down here in SD
I was so nervous I was late again, but not this time!! I’ll have an offer in by tonight. Take that typical me!
TwistedGray
El Jefe Brewing Company
Yes, wrong J
jekeane
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Offer in
Hahaha. Good thing there was great beer in there because I had to get lectured by Fedex before they released my package.
It's like when you say you're going Christmas shopping but you buy more stuff for yourself. Shopping!
Offer in!
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@TwistedGray has a letter from a couple years back, maybe he'll show. UPS I believe.....Duck Foug!
I had a couple issues also but mainly shipping in summer heat. If something pops without being contained, "Doug" shows up.
I had a couple issues also but mainly shipping in summer heat. If something pops without being contained, "Doug" shows up.
TwistedGray
El Jefe Brewing Company
I have letters from the post office, FedEx, and UPS. However I don't think I still have them. They've got to be floating around in one of these old threads though, rather multiple threads!
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Ah yes, the good 'ol days! My guy left the Postal Annex so feeling like a shipping newbee...ha!
TwistedGray
El Jefe Brewing Company
They, USPS, are still, in my opinion, the best to ship with. They are generally a little more expensive, but they get there faster. Speed is key when shipping beer. Also, when you get busted they don't take it seriously. I mean they have a form, but when you fill it out with pencil you start to lose your credibility!
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My classic shipping mishap was my 2nd trade. Sent a big box to Michigan. Knew something was going on due to tracking. After 2 weeks got a call from "my guy". The box returned. Funny thing, they took every bottle, that didn't pop, about 12-15 of them with NO padding, stuck in plastic bag in a box and shipped back. Somehow THAT made it back ok but my well packed and padded trade failed...hummmm...
So, from what I'm hearing, as long as my package is sufficiently protected (bagged, padded, etc.), I should never have to hear from Doug or Mark. I mean, they won't break into a box because they suspect it contains beer, will they?
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As all here know, I tend to go overboard after all these shipping issues. I vacuum pack every bottle and vacuum pack 2 or 3 can at a time. Use the large bubble wrap and a strip of cardboard in-between each item. I'll wrap the entire internals with a garbage bag in case something leaks (actually, that's the first thing). Ensure padding on every side and it's "puffy" on top.
I use the small size Home Depot packing boxes. Usually can get 3 layers of brews. Between each layer use a large piece of cardboard to create another "floor". Hope this helps!
Oh, others will put small boxes of candy or something that makes a juggling noise when shakes. The beer makes an obvious swishing sound when shaked. Trading...never a dull moment!!
TwistedGray
El Jefe Brewing Company
I choose Afro_Lou
Here's how we look. If you're on the list without an offer, either send one across or let me know your ETA so I can adjust.
Participation & Offer Status
Active Participants with Offers:
Thorrak
LBussy
HopsNTails
CaddyWampus
aharri1
pshankstar
kingmatt
dpinette2
mullet6577
3 Dawg Night
CrookedLaker
orionol73
TBC
jekeane
PianoMan
LoneTreeFarm
TwistedGray
Active Participants without Offers:
@CTownBrewer
@TheDudeLebowski
@wepeeler
@fourfarthing
@jerbrew
@EcuPirate07
@afro_lou
@JamesonFan
@Beerwildered
Participation & Offer Status
Active Participants with Offers:
Thorrak
LBussy
HopsNTails
CaddyWampus
aharri1
pshankstar
kingmatt
dpinette2
mullet6577
3 Dawg Night
CrookedLaker
orionol73
TBC
jekeane
PianoMan
LoneTreeFarm
TwistedGray
Active Participants without Offers:
@CTownBrewer
@TheDudeLebowski
@wepeeler
@fourfarthing
@jerbrew
@EcuPirate07
@afro_lou
@JamesonFan
@Beerwildered
To provide some time to get the last few offers in, I’m going to extend the offer deadline through EOD tomorrow (Monday). Offers will still be released Tuesday.
CTownBrewer
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I'm in the middle of packing for the move & also working all day today. I'll try to get you something tonight or tomorrow, but I'm leaning toward a mystery box from my cellar of stouts if that works for the group.
Mystery box!!!!!!!!!!
I select @CTownBrewer
Damn it! I was stunned and slow to respond. Hope he packs the cat to you 
EcuPirate07
Beer is a food group
Offer submitted
I wanted that mystery box! LOL
Damn you’re too fast Thorrak!!
Make me a mystery box again. It'll be good, but I haven't been able to get to a brewery in a bit.
Down to the last few:
Active Participants without Offers:
@TheDudeLebowski (though to be fair I have a backup offer for him)
@afro_lou
@JamesonFan
@Beerwildered
Active Participants without Offers:
@TheDudeLebowski (though to be fair I have a backup offer for him)
@afro_lou
@JamesonFan
@Beerwildered
JamesonFan
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Sorry for being late, but offer in.
TwistedGray
El Jefe Brewing Company
Very unusual 
Lawdy lawdy... I was so stoked on having so much time to get my offer together, I ended up floccin spacing on it!
but who’s surprised...
I do actually have stuff to offer tho! Do you guys want it to just be a classic Surprise Box, or should I take a picture when I get home in a few hours?
but who’s surprised...
I do actually have stuff to offer tho! Do you guys want it to just be a classic Surprise Box, or should I take a picture when I get home in a few hours?
Anything you send is perfect.
Lawdy lawdy... I was so stoked on having so much time to get my offer together, I ended up floccin spacing on it!
but who’s surprised...
I do actually have stuff to offer tho! Do you guys want it to just be a classic Surprise Box, or should I take a picture when I get home in a few hours?
Surprises are fun
I've got messages out to two people (plus @afro_lou ) that we're waiting on. I screwed up and haven't been tracking @pointcity-homebrew who wanted to join, plus @Beerwildered who we haven't heard from. Everything's ready to go for tomorrow otherwise!
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