Dark Lord 2016

[disapowzment]

You gonna post your JEG video on here?

Nope. I'm going to make tosh friend request me

 

[tosh1]

Nope. I'm going to make tosh friend request me

If I understood facebook I would totally be your bestest fb friend.

 

[Lansman]

Your or Rizdac need to post my quotes. Those were gold

Rizdac get on it. Time and quotes completely out of context as we recorded them please.

 

[elkhunter36]

Your or Rizdac need to post my quotes. Those were gold

The only video I took of you was you vaping in your truck.

 

[MordorMongo]

JEG videos and memes need to have a dedicated thread it seems.

 

[Lansman]

And now, TB, I present to you, powz87 at DLD 2016. A retrospective.

7 AM.

8 AM.

9 AM.

10 AM.

11 AM. (Rizdac standing in for powz87 because we lost him as he was working his way through the entry line)

12 PM.

1 PM.

2 PM. Zoned out in car with Mrs. Lansman and the dog we committed animal cruelty on.

3 PM.

4 PM.

5 PM. Lazy pong.

6 PM.

7 PM.

8 PM.

9 PM.

10 PM.

11 PM.

12 AM.

Fin.

 

[disapowzment]

4pm is my favorite picture. Also the picture of me and brison testing out the 215lb max weight lawn chair was classic.

 

[JulianB1]

And now, TB, I present to you, powz87 at DLD 2016. A retrospective.

7 AM.

8 AM.

9 AM.

10 AM.

11 AM. (Rizdac standing in for powz87 because we lost him as he was working his way through the entry line)

12 PM.

1 PM.

2 PM. Zoned out in car with Mrs. Lansman and the dog we committed animal cruelty on.

3 PM.

4 PM.

5 PM. Lazy pong.

6 PM.

7 PM.

8 PM.

9 PM.

10 PM.

11 PM.

12 AM.

Fin.

I feel like I was there for the whole day now.

 

[Rizdac]

Per Lansman request, totally out of context powz87 DLD quotes:

7:28 AM - I'm gonna throw up today. It'll be awesome.
7:31 AM - I told you you couldn't bang her until she gets really divorced.
7:33 AM - Dude we should go rob that Frito truck.
7:41 AM - It's about my life. I have no job.
9:05 AM - I don't think I can get to her butt or vagina, so belly button it is!
12:05 PM- You're married so you can masturbate in the corner.
6:53 PM - Start the fire to get rid of this wet, dog smell.
11:40 PM - Do you know anyone who could deliver mozzarella sticks and a cheeseburger?

4pm is my favorite picture. Also the picture of me and brison testing out the 215lb max weight lawn chair was classic.

We shared a moment.

 

[disapowzment]

12:05 PM- You're married so you can masturbate in the corner.

Me telling elkhunter36 what marriage is all about.


Edit - I can honestly say I don't remember the 11pm quote.

 

[Lansman]

I just realized powz87 went through the entire cold ass wet Dark Lord Day in a T shirt, hooded sweatshirt, and Zubaz and I never heard him complain once.

 

[disapowzment]

I just realized powz87 went through the entire cold ass wet Dark Lord Day in a T shirt, hooded sweatshirt, and Zubaz and I never heard him complain once.

It was the boonsfarm breakfast. It put me in boost mode.

 

[elkhunter36]

12:05 PM- You're married so you can masturbate in the corner.
.

I participated in this conversation and still have no idea what the **** he was talking about.

 

[disapowzment]

I participated in this conversation and still have no idea what the **** he was talking about.

I'm not 100% either, but from what I vaguely remember I was talking to mrs. Elkhunter about the joys of marriage and masterbating. You happened to walk up and without missing a beat I dropped that glorious 1 liner.

 

[ApocalypseZombie]

Per Lansman request, totally out of context powz87 DLD quotes:
9:05 AM - I don't think I can get to her butt or vagina, so belly button it is!
.

I just laughed for 5 consecutive minutes over this. Thanks for posting Craig.

 

[RedCoffee]

And now, TB, I present to you, powz87 at DLD 2016. A retrospective.

7 AM.

8 AM.

9 AM.

10 AM.

11 AM. (Rizdac standing in for powz87 because we lost him as he was working his way through the entry line)

12 PM.

1 PM.

2 PM. Zoned out in car with Mrs. Lansman and the dog we committed animal cruelty on.

3 PM.

4 PM.

5 PM. Lazy pong.

6 PM.

7 PM.

8 PM.

9 PM.

10 PM.

11 PM.

12 AM.

Fin.

Sheeit. A true pictoral epic.

 

[disapowzment]

Why didn't I change out of my wet ass clothes or take a shower when we got back to your place. - afterthoughts of DLD. These are questions that will never be answered.

 

[biglobo8971]

The Rose-Hulman tent was crammed tight too. Almost no way to keep your **** safe.

If any of you remember back to DLD 2010, that guy from Minnesota that held that invite only bottle share by his camper and all of the **** everyone including me gave him. That idea was really ahead of its time. It sucks, but it might be the only way to keep the degenerate shitheels away. It sucks we can't be as inclusive at big events like this without repercussions.

**** those guys from Minnesota

 

[pgh_penguins]

Guys, guys, guys!

There's a dude on BA that has the perfect solution to the problem of people having their bottles stolen:

I've reached out to Three Floyds with my potential solution and sincerely hope they take me up on it if they continue with this year's format:

I've proposed a "locker-type" arrangement where we'd be located on festival grounds providing a glorified coat-check operation that would allow for a safe and secure place to store one's goods for the day. Everything would be categorized and held under lock and key. In order to keep everything in order, your ticket number would be tagged on your belongings and required to pick them up later in the day. A premium service would be provided that would transport the remaining items to major cities around IN and IL the next day; stopping at key POPs (points of pick-ups).

So, basically the same thing that happens when people run races and check their stuff in the provided clear draw string bag?

 

[MarcatGSB1]

Jegs sister looks hot in that picture.

 

[franch]

having to get police involved after JDF out of nowhere got super aggressive and said that my wife and I were committing animal cruelty by taking our dog to DLD and that he was going to release a video of the dog on my wife's lap unless I apologized to JEG for calling him out back in August for going through the New Glarus line twice, **** it man.

I would like to apologize to Kevin and his wife regarding this. His recap was accurate and my actions were unwarranted. If someone could please forward my apologies to him in case he does not see this. Hope everyone had a good Dark Lord Day, it wouldn't be DLD without cold and rain I guess.

wait wait wait wait WAIT.

I srsly thought this was a joke. a DUI lawyer with his name as his website domain name teamed up with str8 "expectation damages for BCBS variants" grossin' and tried to drunk-law you about an animal being in the rain as animal cruelty? and his userid on this forum is LAWYER21?!?!?

this has to be an elaborate troll right

 

[Lawyer21]

no this was not a team up effort, jeff gross was passed out and attended to by paramedics. like I previously posted, I apologize to Kevin, his wife, and all others for my actions.

 

[Kasher]

no this was not a team up effort, jeff gross was passed out and attended to by paramedics. like I previously posted, I apologize to Kevin, his wife, and all others for my actions.

 

[Der Fuchs]

no this was not a team up effort, jeff gross was passed out and attended to by paramedics. like I previously posted, I apologize to Kevin, his wife, and all others for my actions.

he didn't make it. right.... RIGHT??!!

 

[ChicagoGuy]

I love busting balls & talking **** as much as the next guy here, but Lawyer21 has kept it classy with his two posts in this thread so far. Christmas spirit, shitfaced bygones, yadda yadda?

 

[lb304854]

no this was not a team up effort, jeff gross was passed out and attended to by paramedics. like I previously posted, I apologize to Kevin, his wife, and all others for my actions.

 

[evilc]

There better be pics of this....

 

[ChicagoGuy]

Your gif is missing the best Arnold movie laugh:

 

[lb304854]

**** those guys from Minnesota

Was his name deliriumfest? I met him briefly and can't remember now. He got a lot of **** on BA back in 2010.

 

[franch]

I love busting balls & talking **** as much as the next guy here, but Lawyer21 has kept it classy with his two posts in this thread so far. Christmas spirit, shitfaced bygones, yadda yadda?

I mean, after he shared this gem:

jeff gross was passed out and attended to by paramedics

how could I not agree with you

 

[Lansman]

I love busting balls & talking **** as much as the next guy here, but Lawyer21 has kept it classy with his two posts in this thread so far. Christmas spirit, shitfaced bygones, yadda yadda?

Seeing these posts through quotes of others for the first time, the public apology is accepted and appreciated. No need to pile on. We all know what happened, and it's done and over with. My wife and I certainly appreciate the support all around- you guys seriously are some great people and I think that came through in spades on Saturday and thereafter. LYMI.

 

[jwLgd]

apparently i didnt pee on enough of yall legs to become an established user...

 

[BobCobb1]

wait wait wait wait WAIT.

I srsly thought this was a joke. a DUI lawyer with his name as his website domain name teamed up with str8 "expectation damages for BCBS variants" grossin' and tried to drunk-law you about an animal being in the rain as animal cruelty? and his userid on this forum is LAWYER21?!?!?

this has to be an elaborate troll right

I almost forgot about that. I was the one who witnessed it on Black Friday. Was at the Jewel on Southport. When he noted his expectation interest, and the GI rep responded that nothing was ever written down re: allocations, JEG shot back "It can be ORAL!"

 

[user 306926]

I almost forgot about that. I was the one who witnessed it on Black Friday. Was at the Jewel on Southport. When he noted his expectation interest, and the GI rep responded that nothing was ever written down re: allocations, JEG shot back "It can be ORAL!"

 

[franch]

I almost forgot about that. I was the one who witnessed it on Black Friday. Was at the Jewel on Southport. When he noted his expectation interest, and the GI rep responded that nothing was ever written down re: allocations, JEG shot back "It can be ORAL!"

o god can you pls describe every little detail you remember. PM if needed but I've been retelling this apocryphal story for a while and there's actually a real witness

 

[dman127]

Long shot, but I will try - Lost wallet Saturday. Credit/debit cards all cancelled and no damage, thankfully. Had $280 in cash. First name David. PM me if you found it. Reward if all intact.

Also lost an blue Igloo backpack (one strap torn) with a 16 Huna, a Brother Sionge, a Beat and more. Reward beers if anyone found this. Hard to say if it was stolen or I simply left it behind.

My own damn fault - shouldn't have stayed past 6:00 Too damn old!

Still wrapping my head around this.... some kind soul turned in my wallet intact. I received the call from Hollie at FFF yesterday as I was getting a new drivers license. Picked it up today. All credit cards accounted for. The $280 in cash completely there.

I am so thankful to whoever found the wallet and turned it in. Not sure if it was a FFF employee, a DLD attendee, clean-up crew, security, etc., but I wish I could personally thank him or her. FFF could not have been nicer and more helpful.

No luck on the backpack, but those beers were intended for consumption and sharing anyways. My only hope is whoever 'scored' the backpack and the nice beers inside share them with their friends and don't trade or sell them. There will always be more beer.

 

[ChicagoGuy]

Still wrapping my head around this.... some kind soul turned in my wallet intact. I received the call from Hollie at FFF yesterday as I was getting a new drivers license. Picked it up today. All credit cards accounted for. The $280 in cash completely there.

Wow. Faith in humanity restored...by a few percentage points.

Seriously, that's awesome.

 

[MordorMongo]

Is it too soon to start the DLD 2017 thread?

 

[lb304854]

Is it too soon to start the DLD 2017 thread?

We need a few months to bash people first.

 

[rjose]

Is it too soon to start the DLD 2017 thread?

Anyone check the weather report?